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Laughing Zone | funclinic


Laughing Zone
Some jokes 4 u:

1.Once a man went to a psychiatrist n said:'Doc,i'm very much depressed.I donno wht to do.My wife is having affairs with two other men,my daughter is a callgirl,my son takes drugs n is an alcoholic.
Doc startled n asked:'Is there anything positive in ur life?'
'Yes,doc,i'm HIV POSITIVE' the man replied.

2.After a man,who used be an alcohol lover,had his knee surgery Dr. advised him:"for u few days you will have to use walker."
Reply came back instantly:"that is no problem,doctor.Will Johnny Walker be okay?"

3.A lady named her three kids VC,MC and ABC..A friend of her asked her the reason...She replied:'The 1st one is named VC,b'coz he was borne out of Virgin's curiosity.2nd is MC,coz Misplaced Confidence.The last one is due to Absolute Bloody Carelessness.'
4.A young reporter was sent to cover the annual play of the local high school.
His report describes the excitement in the hall and concluded:"And the auditorium was filled with expectant mothers eagerly awaiting their off springs."
5.A girl's very annoying boyfriend asked her:''honey,don't u wanna become the sunshine of my life?" Girl said promptly:"sure,nothing would make me happier than to be 150 million kilometres away from you."
6.Wht is the meaning of ABCDEFG? Ans:A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl.


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