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**laffin tackle** | souls-jokes


**laffin tackle**
explicit content! over 18´s only
There once was a man called dave, who dug up a whore from the grave, she woz mouldy a bit, and covered in shit, but think of the money he saved!

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There once woz a man called keith, he curcumsized men with his teeth, it wasnt for leasure, or sexual pleasure, it was just 4 the cheese underneath

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MindFuck was out wiv an woman the uva nite, every1 has the right to be ugly but she was abusing the priviledge!!

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Old muther hubbard went 2 her cupboard 2 get her poor dog a bone, when she bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

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The twat´s a magnificent creature, all matted & covered with hair, it looks like the face of a preacher & smells like the arse of a bear!

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A Gnome is sitting on a toadstool with his head between his legs and a Fairy cums up 2 him n sez ´Excuse me, are you a Goblin?´ he sez ´No, I just got a nose bleed´

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A man walks into a maternity shop and asks the assistant for a bra for his pregnant wife, the assistant says ´What bust?´ the man replies ´The Fucking Condom!´

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GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING! Eating pussy is bad 4 you. Cos it´s 2% urine 1% acidic 2% fat and 95% addictive

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Women are like playing cards, you need:- a ´HEART´ to love them, a ´DIAMOND´ to marry them, a ´CLUB´ to batter them and a ´SPADE´ to bury the bastards!!!

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Why do Black Widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts

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Jack n Jill went up the hill so Jack cud lick Jill´s fanny, when Jack came down he wore a frown coz Jill´s a fucking Tranny!



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