Had to put this page just to tell you some funny rumors I hear(d) bout AFI.Since Daveys the frontman,hes more often on the target.Listen to this: Davey is gay,Davey is bi,Davey was married,and shortly after that he got divorced,Davey is in a relationship with his guitarist(Jade!Also,theyre not ashamed of showing how close they are,so theyre groping each other on scene,and fans call that 'Javey'.They also write fanfictions on that theme.Sick,isnt it?But I like reading it!Lol!) Davey is dating Nick 13 of Tiger Army...PFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...man,I laughed at this hard... And the highlight of all rumors involving our Dave is(drum roll)... DAVEY HAVOK IS PLANNING A SEX CHANGE!!!...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...Man,my tummy...he doesnt need that at all,if you ask me,hes often confused for a 'hot goth chick' anyways!...
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This is 6th Feb.'06 update!I heard it on
http://prodigits.co.uk they discussed in one topic on the music forum if it was true...
DAVEY HAS BEEN TAKING FEMALE HORMONES AND HE JUST GOT BREAST IMPLANTS (THEY SAID THERE IS EVEN A PICTURE OF HIM IN 'KERRANG')!!!...I just wont discuss this...
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-Yeah,our 'super flying turbo ninja'(as his grandma used to call him,I'll just add 'pink') Jade is funny,we all know that,but running around Montreals supermarket in France,yelling 'I'm a grapefruit,give me all your croissants' in French,wasnt that entertaining...people thought it was just a promotion of some product!
-Did you know whats AFIs drummers second profession?No?!OMG!You didnt know Adam is a pirate?!?Gotta be kidding me,cause he officially stated that in an interview!
-Davey destroyed the punk scene?!And I thought he said AFI was never punk...Lets see what the band Anti Flag thinks about that
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/antiflag/daveydestroyedthepunks...
Or was it about Davey after all?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Davey's Alphabet!
(this should be funny)
A-Adam Carson;his drummer and one of the founding members of AFI
B-bunnies;cause he mentions them alot(+that adorable bunny from 'Girls not grey' video,what does that tells you about him?!),quote´Bunnies,you know,rabbits,if you dont look out for them,the little bästärds sneak up on you and bite you and shìt´,or(in letter to the fans)´You guys are sweet like orange cream sugar bunny!´...weird (Attention!This was written alot before 'Rabbits are roadkill on the route 37' was even planned!!!I was completely right about Davey's 'bunny-obsession'-aut.'s obj.)!
C-cats;Davey just loves cats.Little known fact:he refused to go out for a date with a girl who hated cats!
D-Despair Faction;Official AFI fanclub
E-eighties;Eighties everything:Movies,music,video games...Davey loves the eighties
F-fishnet shirts;likes to wear besides vinyl pants
G-Glenn Danzig;His idol from childhood,and not just from childhood.He had that luck to work with him in side project called Son Of Sam(see Son Of Sam page)
H-Hunter Burgan;His beloved bass player,joined the band during recording of"Shut your mouth and open your eyes"album
I-interviews;gave a lot
J-Jade Puget;his adorable guitarist and friend from high school,joined the band during the recording of "Black sails in the sunset"
K-kind;yeah,everyone who had that privilege to meet Davey,says that he is very kind and humble person!
L-Lord Havok;thats how they call him in the Church of Havok(Will be more about that soon!)
M-makeup;wears alot of it
N-Nick13(of Tiger Army)one of his best friends,met in highschool when they noticed that they were both wearing Misfits t-shirts
O-odd,some fùcksters think that everything about Davey is very odd...asses!So what if he is,you idiots!He is adorable!
P-Pecky;his fluffy chicken toy,Davey just cant live without him!lol
Q-questions;most of them annoy Davey,he doesnt like to be asked questions about politics and his private life
R-Robert Smith(of The Cure);one of his musical idols
S-straight-edge;Davey is straight edge,he doesnt smoke,drink,do drugs or have casual sex
T-tattoos;hes body is just full of tattoos,my favourite of his are black angel wings on his back-sexy!
U-umbrella;he was spotted carrying small black umbrella.His explanation"Thats to keep the sun off!"
V-vegan;he doesnt consume any animal products
X-x-es(straight-edge symbols)during the early ages of AFI,he used to x himself up.
Y&Z-dont know what to put here...oh well...lol!
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HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
http://www.daveyonastick.com
(only for Web browser!)
The funniest AFI site that ever existed on internet!It just rocks hard!Please visit!
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ACRONYM FOR ILLITERATE?!
(This was previously a separate page,but I think there is no need for that)
*I think we made it clear that AFI stands for A FIRE INSIDE!!!It's not Asking For It,not Anthems For Insubordinated,not Absent For Interview and certainly not All Fcking Idiots!
Now lets see what organisations/institutes/firmes have acronym AFI...and the fans were sending threats through e-mail to poor American Film Institute to change its name,hahaha...
We have
-American Firearm Industry
-Australian Film Institute
-Australian Foresight Institute
-Australian Foundation Investment
-Armed Forces Insurance
-Air Force Instruction
-Air Force Intelligence
-A Friendly Inn
-Apartment Finders International
-Away From IRC
-Antarctic Funding Initiative
-Associazione Farmaceutici Industria
-Associazione Fonografici Italiani
-Annee Francophone International
-Alpes Forshungs Institute...and many more...
