Here are some interesting quotes from AFI guys:
DAVEY:
-Hi,Im Davey and I sing,make faces and swing from trees.
-My name is Davey and I am an alcoholic.
-How many times will Davey put a disc in the Cd player before realising its a Dvd?
-Can I have a bite of your hamburger?Just dont tell the vegans...
-We were all gothic before we were born.Especialy Hunter.
-Sometimes I get letters to me written in blood.Thats a little unsettling.
-I look like an inflantable fùckdoll!
-The Lord has a mysterious fashion sense.
-Im closing.Johnny Depp is still hot,Mars Volta deserves the world and happy birthday mom!
-Fan in the crowd:I love you Davey!
Davey:Oh,look,someone wants to fùck me!
-Can you touch my androgeny?
-I eventually became the king-ruler of a pear-packing plant!
-I blow!
-For the record,Id eat the fùck out of some vegan chocolate chips.
-Im a morön because I dont want to lie in the gutter puking all over myself...yeah,right!
-A girl in Salt Lake once asked me"why are you wearing makeup,are you a fag?"I then said"Well Im a fag for wearing makeup,you must be duke in blue jeans.I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than her.
-I wish terrible things upon the person who just did that.(Davey after being hit in the crotch with a shoe by somebody in the crowd)
-Yeah,everytime I see Hunter,Im like...Fùcking Hunter,whats up?
JADE:
-Yes,Im a vegetarian,but not because I love animals,but because I hate plants!
-If you call us sellouts,you'll have to fistfight me,nude,on hot coals!
-Another time,I ate all the cheese bagels and Adam was mad.
-In the 7th grade I ordered the shampoo out of a comic book and put it in my sisters underwear drawer.
-Stevie Wonder pick out my clothes for me!
-If I asked you to sleep with me,would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Q:Best pick up line youve ever used,or had used on you?
A:Will you have sex with me?No?Okay,rape it is!
-Well here we are in LA.We're staying in this weird apartment complex full of child actors from Nickelodeon and Disney shows and our beds pull out of the wall.
-Yes,I have an iron cross on my arm.Yes,I got it when I was 17.Yes I would change it to Taz in front of a weed leaf if I could.No,Im not a Nàzi...
-Hmmm,corn nuts.Cant say Im a big fan.Im more of an apple she kinda guy,because it reminds me of sex and death.
-And I will be your guiding light if you be my general hospital.
-Well be playing in Minnesota in the mall of america,at the mini golf course...in the windmill!
-(On official message board)Sorry,it was me,not Davey who made that post,I seen to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls*cough,boys,cough,cough*
ADAM:
-I was the only one who actually owned an instrument(when we formed a band).I certainly didnt know how to play it.I had a drum kit.I think it was the only reason I was allowed in the band.
-Me,I was never too good at dating.So I was thinkin maybe a couple of tall-boy beers,sitting on a hillside somewhere...
-Englands great,the weather is...lovely!
-Q:Whats the most embarrassing thing that had happened to you on stage?
Adam:Napalm sweat dripped into my eye once and blinded me for half of the set.I also poked myself in the eye with my drumstick.
-Nick13:Adam,youre usually hidde behind the drumms,youre the least visible member of AFI,so whats Adam Carson all about?What kind of things are you interested in?
Adam:Its about all areas...You see,I couldnt answer this question last time,and I´m gonna have a hard time with it again...I really couldnt nail it down!
-Overhaul me words Matey,for what I say,be true,blessed ye be with a strong character and a forgivin nature.This shipshape qualities have steered ye safely,through sequalls to the captivatin shores of the magic kingdom.I see favorable winds and a pleasant passage if we charts yer course through the sea o life by this golden rule:avoid common gossip and shun the bilge rats what live by it.Mark,well me words Matey:He who chatters to ye,will chatter about ye!
-Fan:Would you sign my sports bra?
Adam:I´d prefer not!
-Q:Do you prefer 'f*ck the state' or 'smash the state'?
Adam:I prefer 'f*ck and smash the state' cause when you put those two together,you get crazy violent sex!
HUNTER:
-I dont wear shinny pants!
-I have so many 'fruit of the loom' t-shirts,give me my own private jet!
-Q:Whats your spiritual background or religion?
Davey:Im god!
Hunter:He follows himself,Im an atheist...
Q:Oh my god!You dont believe Davey exists?!
Hunter:No.
-Id rather hump a human leg that a dog anytime!(Hunter,when asked if he would be attracted to dog if he was a dog)
-Im a bass machine,as opposed to a bass player.See,most bands opt for a bass player,but Im a bass machine...So its a little more efficient that way...
(More quotes coming soon!)
-I got to court for skating.I wasnt good at skating at all,but I was dangerous.They all knew I was dangerous.They didnt want to endanger the people and kids around where I was skating.So I got tickets for it.I got to top court in my country.I represented myself against the public defender.And I won!(laugh)Yeah!
-I love eskimos.They have 23 words for 'sno-cone'.
-Last night I had a dream I was hanging out with Joe Perry from Aerosmith.It ruled!
-No,look,I'll just sign your shirt with this supercool pen I have right here...Oh,cràp,my cool pen ran out,guess its not so cool,eh?
-Humidity means that once you start sweating,you never stop.
-I like Philly.Every building has at least one brick!
