A Young Woman Had Given Birth In The Elevator Of A New Delhi Hospital, And Was Embarrassed About It.
One Of The Doctors, In An Effort To Console Her, Said: “ Dont Feel Bad, Two Years Ago A Lady Delivered In The Front Yard Of The Hospital. ”
The New Mother Burst OutCrying: “ I Know, That Was Me, Too. ”
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"You Know What Is The Difference Between Girls Aged:- 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?"
At 8: “ You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story ”
At 18: “ You Tell Her A Story And Take Her To Bed ”
At 28: “ You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story To Take Her To Bed ”
At 38: “ She Tells You A Story And Takes You To Bed ”
At 48: “ You Tell Her A Story To Avoid Going ToBed ”
At 58: “ You Stay In Bed To Avoid Her Story ”
At 68: “ If You Take Her To Bed, That’ll Be A Story “
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"You All Are Invited On Santa's Marriage ... :)"
Santa Fixed His Marriage On 2nd March.
He Sent Invitation To His Friends:
“ Marriage Is On March 2nd But Please Come On 1st Night We All Will Enjoy. “
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"Sexy Remake Of Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Di"
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“GF In Room Room, Wearing Bra White,
Nipple Color Light Light, Mine Lund Tight”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di…
“Hand La Bra, Bra Da Boobs, Boobs Full Milk.
Wetty Choot, Lund Come, Sex Like Silk.
Boobs Boobs, Sexy Boobs, I Want Suck Now.
Choot Choot, Wetty Choot,I Want Fuck Now”
“Guys M Fucking Now, She’s Screaming Now…
This Message Is For Chodu Boys, We Don’t Have Choice”
Why This Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri Di….
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"Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts. Buy Why and How ??"
Very Soon Women Will Pay Men To Suck Their Breasts.
BBC Homepage Top News Story:
Doctors Recommend That Women Reduce The Risk Of Breast Cancer, By Having Their Breasts Sucked.
It Is Said That Regular Sucking Of The Breast Lowers The Risk Level.
Help Save A Life Today, Suck Some Boobs Today.
Men, Please Save Women.
We Will Save Tigers Later.
Send This To All Responsible Men, & To Ladies Who Are Unaware Of The High Risk.
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Girl: “ Hey What’s Up? ”
Boy: “ If I Tell You, Then Will You Sit On It? “
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