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"Aajkal Har Koi Aurat Ko Dekhkar Double Meaning Mein Bat Karta Hai Aur Unka Jeena Muhal Ho GayaHai. Esa Hi Ek Doctor Ne Ek Aurat Ke Sath Kiya."
Ek Aurat Sex Se Related Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gayi.
Aurat: “ Doctor Saab, SexKe Liye Konsa Time SahiHai? ”
Doctor Kuch Sochkar: “ Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak ”
Aurat Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: “ Wo Kyun? ”
Doctor: “ Kyunki Us WaqtClinic Mein Koi Nahi Hota “
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Baap Apne Bete Ko BazaarLe Jata Hai Aur Usko Sabji Khareedna Sikhata Hai
Baap: “ Beta Koi Bhi SabjiLeni Ho To Sabse Pehle Usko Daba Ke Dekhte Hai ”
Beta: “ Thik Hai Daddy ”
Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta Bhagta Hua Baap Ke OfficeMein Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
“ Daddy, Ek Aadmi Mummy Ko Khareedna Chahta Hai “
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Train Ke Ek Dibbe Mein Do Pathan Aur Ek Panjabi Safar Kar Rahe The.
Panjabi Ne Socha Itna Lumba Safar Hai Main To Bor Ho Jaunga To Kisi Se Baat Vaat Kar Ke Time Pass Karna Chahiye
Panjabi Ne Ek Pathan Se Kaha: “ Khan Sahab Aapko Koi Sher Aata Hai?.. To Pathan Ne Kaha Kyo Nahi Lo Sher Suno ”
“ Pani Mein Kashti Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka ” (Lakru= Lakri = Wood)
Panjabi Ko Yeh Sun Kar Bada Gussa Aaya Khair Punjabi Ne Dusre Pathan Ko Kaha: “Khan Sahab AapBhi Kuch Irshad Kariye”
To Doosra Pathan Bola
“ Kashti Mein Chappu Aur Wo Bhi Lakru Ka ”
Yeh Sun Kar Panjabi GusseSe Lal Ho Kar Aaram Se Beth Gaya
Thodi Der Bad Ek Pathan Ne Panjabi Ko Kaha: “ Tum Koi Sher Sunao ”
To Panjabi Ne Gussay Me Kaha
“ Tuhadi Dowan Di Maa Nu Lunn Aur Woh Bhi Lakru Ka “
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Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi
Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha
Ladki: “ Bhaiya Auto JaraDheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai ”
Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “ Arrey Kya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni? ”
Ladki Gusse Se: “ Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai “
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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Se Puchha.
Teacher: “ Dhritrashtra Ke 100 Putra The, Aur Pandu Ke Sirf 5, Aisa Kyu? ”
Chinki Huste Hue: “ Mam, Kyuki Jinki Aankhen Hoti Hai, Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai “
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