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Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To KeleWale Ne Kaha.
Kelewala: “ Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai ”
Mallika Sherawat: “ Kaise Diye? ”
Kelewala: “ Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12) ”
Mallika Sherawat: ” Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol “
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Sonu Roz Khade HoneKi 1Goli Khata Tha
Monu- Bhosdi Ke, Na Teri Biwi Hai Na GF, Goli Q Khata Hai
Sonu- Bus Yu Hi Underwear Me RAUNAK Bani Rehti Hai
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Zindagi Ki Race Me 1st Aane K Liye
Humesha Ye Soch K Bhago
Ki
Peeche LUND Hai,
Agar Ruke To GAND Me Ghus Jayega
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Class Me 1 Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thi
Thoda Kha K BRA M Chupa Rahi Thi
Sir Bole- Kya Kar RahiHo?
Bajuwala Bola- Dudh Me Duba K Kha Rahi Hai
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Thand Me Aapko Dand De Raha Hu
Gift Me Apna LUND====> De Raha Hu
Dal Lena Ise ====> GAND Me Apni
Aapko Apni Dosti Ki Kasam De Raha Hu
Mere SMS Apne Mobile Me Receive Karne ke liye.
Mere Lund Par Miss Call Kar de.
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Beta- Mummy K 2 AurCow K 4 Q Hote H
Papa- Nalayak, Kaha Se Sikh K Aya H
Beta- Me To Legs Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha
Apko To Din Raat 'Chuchi' Dikhti H
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Pyar Nahi To Collage Bekar..
Luv Nhi To Life Bekar..
Sapne Nhi To Raat Bekar..
Aur
Aur
Tujh Jaisa DOST Nahi To LUND Bekar
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Tanaav Grast Logo K Liye Yoga..
Kursi Pe Baitho..
Sar Piche Jhukao..
Phir
Aankhen Dheerey Se Band Karte Hue Bolo..
'MAA CHUDAYE DUNIYA'..
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Husband- Aao SEX Kare
Wife- Munna So Jaye, Phir Karna
Husband- Munna Abhi Tak Soya Nahi Kya ?
Wife- Jiski Maa CHUDne Wali Ho
Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai
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Lady Teacher-Bolo Bacho
J 4 Jug
K 4 Kite
L 4 L..UND
Ohh.!
Sorry Bacho, Galti Se Mu Se Nikal Gya
Boy-Mam, Sorry Ki Kya Baat H, Wapas Mu Me Le Lo
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Suhagraat ko pati patni se bolta hai Ijaajat hai?
Bibi:- Hai ji.
Pati poori raat kaam lagata hai. Bibi Bimar ho jati hai.
Pati bibi ko sasural chod kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai- Ijaajat hai?
Ye baat sun kar patni chilla kar bolti hai- Maa Ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumehari bhi Phaad daalega.
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One husband to his wife: - Our Business is going down, if you learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.
Wife: - You donkey, ifyou learn to f**k, we can remove driver, Gardner & watchman also.
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Girl check up ke liye gai, Doctor ki niyat khrab ho gai.
Doctor ne uske kapreyutarwaye.
Girl:- kiss kyu le rhe ho?
Doctor:Checkup ke liye
Girl:- Breast kyu daba rahe ho?
Doctor:- Breast cancercheck karne ke liye.
Doctor ne kaam lagana shuru kar diya.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho?
Doctor:- Aids checkup.
Girl:- Check kya karna hai. AIDS ki to dawayilene aayi thi mein.
Child Dog s*x dekh kar :- Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?
Papa:- Beta vo kutta kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai.
Child:- Lekin is mein G*ND MARNE ki kya jarurat hai.
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Subah- Subah jab khidki kholay, Fruitwala Jor se bole:-8 rupay ke 12 kele, kam pade to mera lela.
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Ek Hizda (Chakka) fauj mein bharti ke liye gya.
Officer:- Tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hai.
Hizda (taali mar ke)boal: - haye haye tumko goli chlwani hai ya maa chu*wani hai.
