Ek Din Santa Subh-Subh Rote Hoye Doctor Ke PassPahucha.
Santa - Doctor Saab, Maine Raat Ek Gasti Ke Sath Sex Kiya Tha.
Doctor - Achcha! to Fir?
Santa - Ab Mujhe Peshab Nahi Aa Raha...
Doctor Ne Checkup kiya aur Bola -
Doctor - Saale Bhosdi Ke....
....Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom To Utar Leta..
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Ek Din Santa Ki Girl Friend Preeto Ne Bade Romantic Mood Mein Santa Se Puchcha :-
Preeto : “Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Ji?”
Santa : “Bahut Jyada”
Preeto : “Tum Mujhe Itna Pyaar Kyu Karte Ho Ji?”
Santa: “Free Di Fuddi Jo Leni Hai“
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Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha.
Achanak Hi Santa Ne Pucha.
Santa To Girl: “Do U Have Aids?”
Girl: “No” .
Santa: “Bhagwan Ka Shukar Hai,
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.Main Nahi Chahta Ki Mujhe Dobara Aids Ho Jaye.“
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Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha :-
Santa - Ladki aur Bijli ki Taar Me Kya Farq Hota Hai?
Banta - Yaar Koi Jyada Farq Nahi Hota,
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Agar Dono Nangi HoTo Jaan Nikal Deti Hain!!!
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Sex is like restaurant :
Some time u get good service,
Some time u get bad service,
some time u get no service,
&
Many times u have to be happy with self service.
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Parwah Kise Hain Exam Aane Ki..
Ab Toh Aadat Si Hain Gaand Marane Ki..
Pass Huye Toh Kaun Sa Pahaad Khod Denge..
Agar Fail Huye Toh Teacher Ki Maa Chod
Denge...!!
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