ek bache ne Nurse se kaha mae ap k sath so jao,
Nurse: so jao ,
Bacha: aap ki naf mai ungli dalo,
Nurse: han dalo,
Nurse: aray yeh naf nahi hay,
Bacha: han chup karo ye ungli B nahihay,
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" Girls To Texi Driver "
Girls to texi driver: Baba Lund kaisa hota hay?
Baba: kisi ka chotta,
kisi ka lumba,
kisi ka motta,
kisi ka putla,
kisi ka sukht,
kisi ka narum,
Girl: Baba lugta hay saari umer taxi kum or gaand zyada marwa tey rahey ho,,
let.me_lick_ur_clit@yahoo.com
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Santaa ne apne makan me ek kirayedar 1st floor par rakhi
Ek din santaa ne garden me apni underwear dhokar sukhai
Hawa se upparwali madam ka petticoat santa ki underwear par aakr gir gayaa.
Santa ne aawaj di :madam aap apnaa petticoat upper kro to me apni underwear uttaru
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jis ke aankhon mein aansu aur honton pe hansi ho gi
samajh lena k us ki lulli zip mein phansi ho gi
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Bachha miya aur bibi kaa aisa joint account he
Jisme jamaa to pati karta he par niakalne kaa adhikar kewal patni ko hota he
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Teacher:Ladki aur sigret me kiya samanta he bato
Santa student: Sir dono ko aadmi jalata fir muh se lagata he
Dur karta he fir muh se lagat he uskirakh zhadta he fir muhe se lagata heaur aakhir me masl kar ……..deta he
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Ek ladki ko uski shadi par ek gift pack mila jis par likha tha
“Esme Jo he uah suhag rat par pehanna pati kush hoga”
dono ne suhagrat ko box khola box khali tha.
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Ek college ki ladkio ne apni mango ke liye dharna diya wah nare lagaa rahi thi ladke bhi samrthan kar rahe the kaise.
Ladkiya : Hamri mange puri karo
Ladke: jaldi un me sindur bharo
Ladkiya : Jo hamse takraega
Ladke: Who pati ban jayega
Ladkiya: Abhi to yeh angdai he
Ladke : Are !Are ! Bra ki hook tutane aai he
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An American Girl's SMS to her father upon winning Miss World Title:
'Dad, I owe this Title to that "special moment", when ur cock pumped ur sperm in mom's pussy 20 year back - as only b'coz of that I am Miss World today!'
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Ek Call girl Ne ek Ladke se kaha
Jara Dhere se chodo sanam Mahghaai ka zmana hai, is 2 inch ki chut se zindgi bhar kamana hai..
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(Nursary class)
Teacher : Bachho Bato Muh me kiya nahi lena chahiye
Chinto :Mam Pen,Ruber
Techer:good aur koi batega
Raju : Mam Jalat hua Bulb
Techer: Yeh Kiay Baat Hui Koi Bulb Bhi Muh Me leta he
Raju : Ha! mam Mummy roj rat ko bolit he bulb band karo to muh me lu
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Boy: sau kamataa hoon, sawaa sau luTaataa hoon... Tum jaisiyon ko lund pe bithaataa hoon.
Girl: sau kamaate ho, sawaa sau luTaate ho... Oopar ka pachees, kiyaagaand maraake laate ho?
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Ek sardarji aur uski jawan beti bike se ja rahe thhe. Raaste mein lootere aa gaye aur unke paise, gahne, bike aur saare kapde loot liye. looteron ke jaane ke baad beti ne ek anghuti nikali, jo usne apni chut mein chhupaya tha.
Sardarji : Kaash aaj tumhari mummyhoti to mera bike bhi bach jata.
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mangta hun toh deti nahi, jawab meri baat ka, deti hai to khada ho jata hai, rom rom jazbat ka, wo kehti hai dheere dalo, baalo pe fool gulab ka
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One day Abishek said to aish,"Tell me one thing that i like and dislike both." She answered,"Your panis is bigger then salman."
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Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo,aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
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Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon asPossible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply...
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Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao.
Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!
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Mobile ko kabhi piche ki jeb me mat rakhana,
Battery fategi to gand phat jayegi,
Log hath se Gaand dhote hai , tum Gand se haath dho baithoge
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Palat ke dekh a hasinaa, hum bhi seene mai dum rakhte hai
Agar tum rakhti ho bra me bomb to hum bhi chaddi mai gun rakhte haii
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Madam: bacho me jab sakht hoti hu to, bahut sakht hoti hu, or jab naramhoti ho to bahut hi NARAM
Ek Chhota Bachha: madam aap to bilkul meri LuLLi jaisi ho
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Before Marriage - - -
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kindof person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read frombottom to top.
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
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Why did Shahid and Kareena break up?
Because she wanted to have Saif Sex!
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Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if urwife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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Master to Banta: Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Banta: Ji 6
Master: Oye Murkha, tenu kini vari keha k Kachche ch hath pa k Unglan na ginya kar
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Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it wasjust a movie & not real.
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8 saal ka boy rape case me pakada gaya. court me lady wakil usaka chhota sa lund pakad ke boli "judge saab, dekho kya is se rape hoga?"
boy : "jyada mat hila case haar jayegi"
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A lady from 2nd floor
asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja
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Bania to petrolpumpwala E-mail
Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times
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Crazy English
A gossiping girl student asked another about the hot story, “Do you know why the Lady English Teacher slapped Santa left and right today?”
The other replied, “Ya, Lady English Teacher insisted that students should ask question no matter how dumb it is.”
She continued, “ So Santa stood up, pointed his two fingers at the teacher and asked ‘Why Bra is singular when it holds two in it’ and then pointing one finger at the teacher he asked again ‘And Panties is plural when it holds only one.”
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WHAT IS IT?
What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND Works Best When Jerked?
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A Seatbelt you Pervert! Buckle Up!
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fat electrician
A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai
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Cycle mistri
Cycle mistri ne suahagrat ke din biwiko bath tab mai leta diya ,
biwi boli ye kya kar rahe ho?
mistri bola janeman mujhe to ched pani mai hi dikhta hai
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Legs utha kar karo.
Ghuma ghuma kar karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the
GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...
BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"
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itna bada
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Arey itna bada Munh mein kaisedaloongi?
Boy: Dhire se le lena
After a while...
Girl: Saare kapdey giley ho jaayenge
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
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Doctor to a Lady Patient "Jor se saans lo, Aur lambi saans lo" The lady does that, the doctor repeats the same thing 2 more time when all of a sudden a sound comes " Khataak "
Dr to the Lady "Oho! Lagta hai ke aapka Rib toota hai"
Lady to DR. " Madarchod, Rib nahee mere Bra ka hook toota hai !"
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ladki ke piche koi ungali de ke bhag gaya.
piche 65 Sal ka baba tha. ladki boli baba miss call app ne di kya?
baba apni dhoti utha ke bola meri tovalidity hi katam hai.
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