Kadradan meharban .. Bade din hue.. Socha dal du kuchh khurapat.. Waise to meri khurapat waqt ke sath khaatm ho gai magar av kuch baki hai :))

Bat hai mere so handsome mast mustanda ,jisko ladki wale gali gali dhundha. Aji hajamat ke lie. Apko kya laga shadi vyah ke lie.. Nahi nahi... Yogi bhaiya hai hi hamare aise.. Jisko dekh ke ladki ke muh pe lal lal aur uske baap ke hath me khujli hoti hai..
Waise ham ek bar nyt me tahal rahe the.. Ham bahut dur chale gae the.. Raste me kuchh nahi mil raha tha.. Yogi bhaiya kanch jaisi jo v chij dekhte. Usme jake chera dekhte. Kabhi jhuk ke kavhi khade hoke.. Kya kahu. Aur bad me balo me hath fearte kahte..
'' Mai smart hu ''....
Maine dant pe dant chahde ha kah deta. Agar jara sa v na ki sambhavna dikhai deti to.. Vo jhat se mere taraf dukan kar dete .. Are bhai marta kya na karta.. Ha kahna padta..
Ab kuchh dur chalene ke bad vo bolna suru kie...
'' rahul lalua ham apne zamane me aise the.. Ki ladkiypn ke dilo me bas yogi hota tha.. Ladkion ke khat itne ate the ki usko raddi wale ko bechke lakho kama leta tha.. Kapde wale to case thok die the mujhpe,
Maine puchha vo kyu??

Muskurate hue mucho pe tav dete hue. Bole
'' are lalua.. Ladkiyan takiyo me cotton ki jagah mere khat rakha karti thi.. Balo me y name ka clip lagati thi. Kapko mev yogi likha pahanati. Magar jab designer ne yogi nam se tang hoke desing banana chhod diya to ladkiya kapde pahana chhod di.. Isi vajah se..

Maine kaha itni diwani thi apko ladkiyan??
Ve bole '' ha lalua''

Tabhi ek admi bike se accident kar gaya ..
Hamlog doure...
Mai ghayal hue admi ko utha raha tha... Use sambhalne me laga tha..
Mai chillaya yogi bhaiya ! Yogi bhaiya !
Koi awaj nahi...
maine pichhe palat ke dekha..
Dekhte hi itna jo ka matha pataka us ghayal admi ke mathe me ki vahi pe dher ho gaya bechara..
Ap soch rahe honge aisa kya hua??

Batata hu... Yogi bhaoya bike ke aine(mirror) me apna face dekh ke muskura rahe the..
Balo me hath fer ke khoe hue the ..

Maine dour ke gaya, aur pyar se kaha...
Bhaiya g yha ek ludhak gaya .. Aur ap kya kar rahe hai..
Ve hadbadate hue bole..
Ma ma ma mai hihihi kuchh nahi .. Are yar mai to aine me us admi ko dekh raha tha jo mar gaya av ke av.
Maine kaha direcy nahi dekh sakte the gurrrrr

Vo bole '' buhuhuhu lalula meri 1st girlfrnd ki bahen mere yad me nahana chhod ke mar gai thi.. '' tab se ajtak maine kisi marte hue ya ghayal ko nangi ankho se direct nahi dekhta.. Jab v dekhta hu to chadda pahana ke sorry... Aine me ya sise me dekh leta hu...buhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.. Chhati pit pit ke rone lage.. Mai v imotional banda mai v ro pada...

Kuchh der bad uthe aur bole chalo lalua kisi se pani mangte hai gala sukh gaya...
Hamlog samne ke ghar ka door bell bajaya... Yogi bhaiya samne the.. Mai unke pichhe.. Ek aurat ne darwaja khola...
Yogi bhaiya ko delhte hi chillai... Baappppp reee maaaaaaaa daku........ Aur dharam se gir ke behosh ho gai...
Yogi bhaiya pichhe palat ke v na dekhe aur mujhe khichte hue bahar le gae...
Maine puchha kya hua bhaiya ??

Ve bole are lalua bhgavan ne itna smart islie kyu banaya ki mujhe dekhte hi ladki behosh ho jati hai...
Maine kaha hammmm..
Tabhi pichhe se ek budha admi hath me mota sa danda lie aya.. Bhaiya use dekhte hi mujhe kandhe pe lad ke lage bhagne..
Maine puchhha ki ab kya hua ??

Bole. Are lalua ye budja apni betise shadi karwane ke lie mujhe kidnap karane a raha hai..

Maine kaha apko aur kidnap ??
Kyu??
Kislie??

Vo bole...

Kyuki mai smart hu....... :))