1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a
woman that will drive her crazy.
Her heart.
2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a
hundred grand.
3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all
over. I was either in love or I had
smallpox.
4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a
woman was when I went to the
Statue of Liberty.
5. Freud
The great question... which I
have not been able to answer...
is, "What... does a woman want?"
6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph
of hope over experience.
7. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid
suffering one must not love. But
then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore to love is to suffer, not
to love is to suffer. To suffer is to
suffer. To be happy is to love. To
be happy then is to suffer. But
suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy one
must love, or love to suffer, or
suffer from too much happiness.
I hope you're getting this down.
8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best
husband any woman can have;
the older she gets, the more
interested he is in her.
9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held
responsible for people falling in
love.
10. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love,
but you can on all its accessories.