En kanavar oru vaaram business
tour sendru vittu andru than
varapovathaga phone seithar, 7
naatkalluku mael en koothiyum
kainthu kidanthathu eppodhu
varuvar eppadi idipparo endrellam yosithu kondu
irundhen, en kuzhanthayum
school leavekku en amma vuruku
sendru vittan, veetil yaarum
illathathaal naane kannadiyil en
marbugalai uttru parpathum kama ennathal en marbu
kambugal viraipathaiyum ennal
unara mudinthathu. Kaalai oru
10.30 manikku sharmila akka
phone seithargal (ungalakku
nyabagam irukka avargal payyan manoj thaan ennai “soothalagi” endru kondadi oru naal fulla
pondati endru vothan), enna
akka endren, avargal enakku
feverisha irukka doctoridam
poga vendum konjam vara
mudiyuma endru kettargal, en kanavar madhiyamthaan
varuvadhaga sonar athanal
varugiren endru sollivittu,
avargalodu hospitalkku ponnen.
Sharmila akkavuku athiga fever
iruppadhagavum kooda irundhu gavanikka solli mathirai
thanthargal, naan akka enga
veetil rest edunga saaynthiram
udambu sariyanavudane veetirku
pogalam endru en veetirku kooti
vanthen. Avargaludan paesi kondu irundhen, akka rendu
maasathirku oru murai thaan
ungal veetukarar varugirar, athu
varai eppadi akka padukai
vishayathai maranthu irukeenga
endren, akkavum sirithuvittu athai aendi ketkare ore kastam
thaan udambu oru thirugu
thirugum paaru, aambilaya
poranthuirundha evakittayavathu
kooda poyvidalam, pombalaya
irundhu padara kastam irukke appadi romba kastam endru
perumuchuvittargal, unnidam
solvatharku enna irukku sila
nerangalil en viralai ulle vittu
aatuven, marbugalai suvattril
vaithu theippen, padukkayil thodai irandukkum mathiyil
eppodhum oru thalayanai
purusan mathiri endru sollivittu
podhumdi enakke koochama
irukku, innum neraya irukku,
athai sonnal neengalakka ippadi enbai, ippodhu kooda fever
irukku aanal athai thaandi kama
joram enakkul adithu kondu
thaan irukku endru sirithargal,
naan athudan pechai niruthi vittu
avargalaku sappadu koduthu vittu engal bed roomil
padukkavaithen, avargal
nandraga thoonguvatharku
pagalilum, iravilum endru
maathirai koduthu irundhaargal,
maathirai saapittu veetu akka thoonga thodanginargal.
En kanavar mathiyam vanthar
vanthavudan kitchenil en
udhadugalai kavvinaar pinbu oru
kayyal en pundayiyum maru
kayyal en soothin pilavilum nondinaar, naan, ennanga
summa irunga night
parthukalam, namma bed roomil
sharmi akka irukkanga athanal
ange povatheenga, avangalakku
fever enbathal padukka vaithuirukken sainthiram avanga
veetuku poividuvargal endren,
udane avar adi podi naan sema
moodil vanthuirukken, oru
pudhu blue film cd vaangi
vanthuirukken athai parthuvittu unnai vidhavidhama vokkanum
athumatumillamal romba naal
aachu thanni adithu athaiyum
seyyalam endru vanthal ippadi
solgiraye endrar, naan ok neenga
enna pannunga nammuladaya innoru room irukkke ange
computer, bed ellam irukku ange
kathavai mudikondu enna
koothavathu adinga endren, avar
monagikonde sendrar,
saynthiram 7.00 manikku en
kanavar roomil thanni
adithukondum bf parthukondum irundhaar, avanga
kelambittangala, enakku intha
room saripadathu antha
roomthaan endrar, naan, ippa
avangalai azhaithu kondu
vidapogiren veetai parthukollungal endren, avaro
thanniyin mayakkathil ok ok
endrar.
Engal bed roomirku
vanthapodhu sharmila akka
saapittu vittu mathirai pottu kondu irundhargal, joram
appadiye irundathu, doctoridam
pogalam endra podhu vendamdi
sari aagidum kaalayil
parthukollalam endrargal konja
neram pesi kondu irundhapodhu, thookamaga
varugirathu, ennai sirithu neram
kayithu ezhupadi naan appadiye
veetuku poividugiren endru solli
vittu paduthargal, enakku enna
solvathu endru theriyavillai avar vera angu katharar, sari parpom
endru nenaitha araimani nerathil
sharmila akkavin cell phone
sinungiyathu, phoneil akkavin
veetukarar pesinaar, naan
sharmilaakkavin feverai pattri sollivittu athanal ingu
iruppadhaga sonnen, avar,
surprise visitaka irukkatum
endru mun kootiye thagaval
sollavillai endrum, veetu saavi
irundhal vanthu vaangi kolvathagavum fever appadiye
iruppadhal car kondu vanthu
meendum doctoridam
azhaithukondu povathagavum
sonnar, naan avaridam sir saavi
naane kondu varugiren neengal etharku siramam endru solli vittu
akkavin pursil irundhu saavi
eduthu kondu avargal veetirku
ponnen.
Engal areavil avalavaga veedu
kedayathu konja dhooram nadanthu thaan sharmila akka
veetirku sella vendum, ange avar
kanavar gate veliyil nindru
irundhaar, naan savi
koduthuvittu thirumanenaithen,
atharkul avar caril unga veetirku thaane pogiren vaanga caril
aerikollungal endrar, gate
thirakka muyarchikayil gatein
orupakka kathavu en moothigil
vegamaga idithathu, avar udane
sorry endru solli vittu en mudugil adi patta idathil theithaar,
enakku migavum koochamaga
irundhadhu, paravillai sir endru
solli vittu thoora nindren, avar
kangal en marbugalai uttru
parpathu therinthathu naan selayal en marbugalai nandraga
moodinen, piragu caril en
veetirku sendrom. Veetukkul en
pinnalaye vanthar, madam, “ ungal kanavar illaya endrar”, avar veru roomil thoongugirar endru
sollivittu engal bed roomirku
sendrom, ange kanda kaatchi
enakku thooki vaaripottathu.
En kanavar ammanamaga
soothai kanbithu kondu sharmila akkavin pudavayai thooki avar
poolai thinithuirundhar, akkavin
jacket, bra ooku kayandi irandu
mulaigalum sirithu thongi kondu
kidandadhu, enakku mayakkame
varuvathu pol aagivittathu, ennanga endru thadukka pogayil
sharmila akkavin kanavar, konja
irunga endru en tholai pidithu
valithar, illai sir, avar thanni
bothayil naan endru nenaithu
ungal manaiviyai thavaraga seigirar, endren, atharku avar en
pondati entha bothayil irukka
endrar, naan avaridam illai sir
avangalakku kodutha mathirai
dosage athigam pola
avangalakku suya nenaivu kammiyagu irukkirathu endru
solli vittu meendum thadukka
munainthapodhu, avar viduma
athan un kanavar avar poolai en
pondati koothiyil nuyaithuvittar
ini enna irukku thaduthu enna panna porem, paavam
kanjiyavathu irakki vittu
irangattum endrar. En ..kanavaro
“ suguna konjam ezhunthu en poolai sappudi” endru penathi kondu akkavin marbai kadithar,
enakku enna seivathu endru
theriyamal thirumbi partha pothu
sharmila akkavin kanavar
avarudaya cell phone cameravil
avargal vokkum kaatchiyai appadiye padam eduthu kondu
irundhar, sharmila akkavo
mayakkathil irundhavaaru “ vegama seyunga seiynga” aaaaah aaahhhhh ooooh
ssssssssh endru munagikondu
irundhaargal. Sir, avanga rendu
perume suyanenaivu illamal
seigiranga avangalai pirichidalam
endru sonnen. “athellam vendam neenga veliyil vaanga endru
azhaithar, en kanavaro nalla
tham katti avarudaya kunjiyai
akkavin koothiyil azhamaga
thinithu adithu kondu irundhaar,
avarudaya kottayo akkavin soothin vottayai thodum
alavakku aegiri kondu
irundadhu, akkavin udhatil avar
udhattai pattri kadithu izhuthar,
marbugalai miga azhuthamaga
kasikikonde kadithar, akkavo mudiyalanga endru oooooh
aaaaa endrargal, pinbu akkavin
pundayil vaivaithu vurinji ange
avar echilai thuppi naakal
varudinaar meendum avar poolai
pundayil sorugi adi adi endru adithar kadisiyil vegama seithu
avarudaya vindhuvai akkavin
koothiyil irakkivittu irangi
akkavai katti pidithavaare “ innaiku superdi endru solliyavare
thoonginaar, akkavum avarai
katti pidithavaaru thoonga
thodanginaargal.
Naangal iruvarum veliye
vanthom, avar “innoru bed room irukku endru sonneergale enge
endru kettar, naan “sir, avargal rendu perm oruthar meethu
oruthar miguntha mariyathai
vaithu iruppavargal, theriyamal
nadanthu vittathu ” endren, atharku avar sirithu konde,
“ atharkaga un purushan en pondatiyai votthathu sari endru
solreengala “endrar, illai sir endren. Ok naan inge thangi
kolgiren kathavai saathi vittu
vaanga endrar, naan athirchiyaga
avarai parthen enna panna
poreenga endren, avare kathavai
thaal pottuvittu en kayai pidithu innoru roomku ennai azhaithu
sendru kathavai thaal pottaar,
ange computeril bf vodi kondu
irundathu, teapoyil pepsi bottle,
thanniyum irundathu. Naan sir,
theriyama nadanthu vittathu ennai vittudanga endren, unmayil
bayamaga irundhadthu, avar
“ nee thaan idharku theervu sollanum, ondru un kanavarai en
cell phoneil irupathai kaati
mirattalam illai nee enakku
vothuzhaippu thanthal sari
pannalam ” endrar. Naan, sir vendam endru kenjinen, udane
avar ok onnu sollattuma en pool
un pundayai thodathu aanal
naan solluvathai pol nee
nadanthukollanum ok endrar.
Veru vayi illamal sari endru sonnen.
Avar udane avar vudaigalai
kalainthu vittu avar poolai kayyal
vuruvinaar, athu nandraga
veraithu neelamaga irundathu,
aal nalla vattachattamaga irundhar, marbellam mudi
irundadhu avar marbin
kambugal mattum pakku kottai
mathiri irundhadhu, avar sootho
kallu mathiri irundadhu, en
kanavarin soothu kola kola vendru irukkum kuzhanthaigal
mathiri, ivar enna seyvoro endru
bayamaga irundadhu, computeril
veru yaaro karuppan
vellaikarchiyin soothil kedabarai
irakkuvathu pol irakki kondu irundhen, avar ennai parthu
sama climatela endrar, naan
amaithiyaga irundhen, ok inge va
endru koopittu avar munnal
ennai nirka vaithar pinbu en
selayai thooka solli oru viralal en
koothiyil kuthinar athuve avar
poolai sorugiyathu pol
irundadhu, nandraga viralal ulle
thuyzhavinaar, enakko engo iruppadhu pol irundadhu,
koothiyo nasanasathathu, naan
munaga thodanginen
ooooohhhhhhh aaaaaa
ssssssshhhh aaaammmmaaa
pinbu viralai eduthu appadiye avar vaikkul vaithu sweet
nakkuvathu pol chappinaar
(naan manasukkul un payyan
ennai avan poolal vothathan,
ivaro viralale vokirar endru
nenaithen aanal avar payyanudan santhosama
seithathu pol irundhadhu idhu
rape seivathu pol irukku).
Roomil irundha attached
bathroomku ennai thol mithu kai
pottu azhaithu sendrar, “naan neraya
Pengalai vidhavidhama
anubavithu irukken, aanal sila
vishayangal seyya mudiyavilai,
athai unnidam theerthukolla
nenaikiren endru sollvittu “ippa nee enna pandra un pudavayai
thooki antha western toiletil
utkarnthu pee irukkanum ” endrar, naan sir, thideer endru
eppadi varum vendam sir
endren, appadiya endru sollivittu
ennai toiletbasinil
guniyavaithuvittu avar viralal en
soothil kudainthaar, enakko vali thanga mudiyavillai sir,
valikirathu endren, udane avar
pakkathil irundha oil eduthu
kayyil thadavikondu ovvoru
viralaga naangu viralai en soothil
kuthinaar innoru kayyal en munpuramaga en koothiyil
kuthinaar, naano valiyaga
irundhaalum sugamagavum
iruppadhu unurnthen, enakku
konjam pee varuvathu pol
irundadhu, avar viralai aaata aaata ullirundhu ennavo veliyil
varuvadhu pol irundadhu, sir
varudhu endren udane viralai
eduthu vittu ennai basinil utkara
vaithar, en koothiyil irundhu
muthalil moothiram vandathu udane avar peerittu paayum
antha moothirathai avar naakal
thaduthu konjam kudithar, pinbu
enakku soothil irundhu pee vara
thodangiyathu, athu vovondraga
chinna chinnadhaga manjal nirathil vandhu basinil
vizhundadhu avar athai rasithu
paarthar.
Naan, sir soothai kazhuvanum
endren, udane iru iru endru solli
vittu ennai selai thookiyavare thiruppi avar sombil thaneer
mondu en soothai kayuvinaar
enakko migavum koochamaga
irundadhu enna manusan ivar
oru velai mentalo endru
thondriyathu, pinbu avar kayai mugarntu paarthar, enakko
aruveruppaga irundadhu, pinbu
ennai roomirku azhaithu sendru
en selayai vurivi en udaigal
anaithaiyum kayattrinaar, pinbu
ennai padukkavaithu angu irundha pepsi bottle eduthu en
pundayil vootrinaar pinbu
appadiye athai nakki kudithaar
enakko ulle jiv endru irundadhu,
sugamo sugam enbathu pol
irundadhu, pinbu ennai kuppura padukavaithu en soothil pilavil
vootri athaiyum nakkinaar, en
marbai avar vayal kavvi kadithar,
en thoppulil avar nakkal
varudinaar en akkulil avar poolai
theithar athil irundha pisupisupana diravathai
appadiye en akkulil nakkinaar,
ennidam “evallavu azhakana mayeeroda un pundai irukku,
enakku idhu thaan pidikkum,
athil irundhu oru vasanai
varudhe athu super endru solli
meendum ange naaku poda
thodanginaar, pinbu ezhunthu en mugathil naaku poda
thodanginaar, en kangalai
nakkinaar, en udhadai kavvi
suvaithaar, en mookil nakkai vittu
nakkinaar enakko aruveruppaga
irundadhu athe samayathil en koothiyil eeram veliyera
arambithathu,