Yenga veettukku pakkathula, 39
vayasula oru aunty irukkanga
nalla periya paiyum, round
soothumma thala,thalannu
iruppanga. Nalla sikappu. Avanga
purushan veelaikku ponathum
yenga veettukku vanthu
pesittiruppanga. Appadi oru
murai, “aunty, ulagathula
yellathaiyum creativea seitha athil
irukkura santhoshame thani.
Padikkarathu, sappudrathu,
samaikkarathu, yeen sexa kooda
creativa
seiyalam” yendreen. “Sexla poyi
appadiyennada creativa
seiyarathu 3-4 nimishathula
velaiya mudikkirar unga uncle.”
yendrargal aunty. Nan “athellam
solla mudiyathu aunty, senjuthan
kattalam. Yegappatta ideas irukku
orunal fulla veenum” yendreen.
“Sari nalakki kalaila uncle office
ponathum veetukku va appadi
yenna ideas vachirukkannu
pakkalam” yendru solli vittu
sendrargal. Yenakku ivvalavu
seekkiram aunty masivargal
yendru nambave mudiyavillai.
Marunal suthamaga kulithu vittu,
college povathaga veettil solli cut
adithu vittu Aunty veettukku
sendreen.10.00 mani irukkum.
Kadhavai thiranthathum aunty
yennai kattipidithukondargal. “
Aunty ithu than yenakku muthal
murai athanal yen pookkil seiya
vidungal, avasaram illamal
porumaiya seithal sugam jasthi”
yendru nan sonnathum, kaiyai
yetuthargal. Black colour nighty
pottrunthargal. Nan avrgal nethiyil
mutham ittuvittu, kannathil
mutham koduthu, uthattai
kavvinen. 5 nmidam uthattai
sappi nakkivittu nakkai ulle
vittuiruvarum french kiss
panninoom. Pinbu auntyin periyaa
paiyil kaivaithu thadavi partheen.
Nan thodum muthal mulai. Nalla
methu,methunnu irunthathu.
Lesaga pisainthu kodutheen.
Aunty neliya aarambithargal.
Nighty ikku veliyil irunthee side
vazhiyaga Bravukkul kaiyai sorugi
kambai nimindinen. Aunty,
“Nightyya avuthuttu Bravaiyum
avuthurren nalla pesaiyalam”
yendrargal. Nan,
“avasarappadatheenga aunty”
yendru solli auntyin pin puram
sendru muttikkondiruntha avargal
soothila nigthyikku melernthee
kaiya vacheen. Lesa pesanjikitte
soothupilavukkul kaiyai sorugi
ottaiyai theecheen. Piragu
munpuram thunikku meelernthee
aunty juttyikkul kaiyai vittu
pundaiya theicheen. Appo yen
kolu pantukku ullaye nalla
muttikittu, aunty soothula
idichikkittu irunthathu. Aunty
“deei unnodathu nalla
yembidichuda, thoranthu
pakkava?” yendrargal. Nan
veenamnu sollittu aunty pundayai
thadavarathileye kuriya
iruntheen. Mudi neraiya
irunthathu. “ yeen aunty shave
pannalaiya” yendreen. “illada,
unga unclekku yen appatha shave
panni mulusa pakkanumgra asaiye
irukkathu. Avuru pattukku
pavadaiya thookkuvar, punda
mayiru meleye nakkala 2-
nimisham nakkuvar appuram
sunniya ulle vittu atti oothittu
paduthukkuvar. avvalavuthan.
Avar sunny oralavu perusave
irukkum. Yenakku atha
oombanumnu aasaiya irukkum.
‘yeenga ungoladatha
sappureengambeen’ avuru ‘
athellam vendam’nuttu ookka
arambichiduvar”. “deei nee un
sunnya sappa tharuveella?”
yendrargal. “ dhaaraalama
thondavaraikkum kottaiyooda
thareen, neenga asai theera
sappalam, ippa muthalla unga
pundayai shave pannalam
bathroom vanga” yendru, Auntyin
azhakaga aadum soothai
pisainthukonde bathroom
sendreen. Anga auntya nikka
vachu nan avargal nighty ulle
pugunthen. Ullernthee aunty
jattya irakki avutheen. Onnum
theriyavilla irutta irunthathu.
Appadiye kaiyai pundai mayiru
padarntha area vil vaithu,(nan
thodum muthal pundai ithu)
mayirai kodhi vitten.neraya mayir
valarnthu irunthathu. Adhai kodhi,
kodhi, vaayai adhil vaithu nakkal
nakki shave seiya iiram seithen.
Aunty iduppu aada
arambithuvittathu. Aunty munagi
konde, “Please da aappatha
yethvathu seida ithukkumeela
yennala thanga mudiyalada”
yendru yen thalaiyai nightykku
veliyilernthu aluthinargal. Nanum
mudiya vittittu pudaiyila nakka
vittu nalla nakki,nakki, urinjinen.
Pundaiyai nakkikonde auntyin
kovutti pagam muluthaiyum
pisainthu vitten. Aunty ninna
vare, ooooos,sooooo,haaaa, nnu
munaginargal. Nan irutukkul,
rendu kaiyalaiyum pundai uthattai
virithu naduvula nakkai vegama
aluthinen. Paruppu nakkla
thattuchu. Kai rendaiyum yetuthu
pinnala aunty sootha aluthi
pudichikkitten, appadiye vachi
nakka melum,keelum ilutheen. “
Hamma……oooommm, appadithan,
sei, sei vanthuduchu, itho
vanthiduchu” yendru ucham
adaiya ponargal, nan ucham
kodukkamal sadarnnu
nightyikku veliye vanthu, aunty
uthattai sappi avargal soottai
adakka partheen. Adanga villai,
avargal kaiyai pundaikku
kondupoi theithu ucham parkka
parthargal kaiyaiyum
pidithukkonden. Pinbu oru 5
nimidam uthattai sappi avargal
soottai kuraithen. “yennada nalla
yethi vittu climax varappa
adakkittiye nan thavichupoitten”
yendrargal “Aunty kadasi
neerathula thallipotta oree
sugatha rendu sugama
anubavikkalam” yendu solli
bathroomlaye auntyai mallakka
padukka vaithu nightyaiyum
iduppukku meele yethinen. Muthal
thadavaya pundaya velichathula
theliva partheen. Aana mayir kada
irunthichu pilavo, paruppo, punda
uthado onnume theriyala . “nalla
pundaya pathu rasikkanumngra
yennam kooda illama, uncle
yeppadithan ithula ookkuraro
theriyala Aunty” nnu soolikkitte
athil vaiyai vaithu mayirai mattum
yechilal iirapaduthinen. Uncleoda
shaving razorala shave seiya
arambithen. Auntyum kala nalla
virichum, thookkiyum
vasathiyaga kattinargal. Appadiye
kundi ottaiya suthi iruntha
mayiraiyum lavagama shave
pannitten. “ Atha yenda shave
panndra, anga poi yenna panna
pora” yendrargal. “yenakku unga
kundi oottayum roma
pudichirukku aunty, nalla Brown
colourla surukkam surukkama
alaga irukku” yendren.
“pudichirukkunna, vena
asaitheera nakkikka aana
athulallam soruva mudiyathu
unakkum valikkum yenakkum
valikkum”.yenadrargal. “ Appadi
valikkama yen kola ulla
sorivittenna yenna
tharuveenga?”nnu nan ketten.
Auntyum “Appadi ulla vuttutena
innakku yethana oolu yenna
podaporiyo, nan romba soornthu
ponalum innoru olukku unakku
pundaya virikkiren challenge!”
yendru mallakka paduthukonde
sonnargal. Nanum challenge!
Yendreen. Indha kundi pechu
swarasyathil, Shave panna piragu,
pakka uthadu rendum, koothuma
colurla alaga uppiyum, naduvula
sevappu pilavoda lesa virinja
mathiri iruntha aunty pundya
appathan parthen. Aasaiyaga
melava thadavikkoduthen. Lesa
virichu parthen ullernthu paruppu
yetti parthathu. Paruppin munaiyil
oru viral vaithen Aunty iduppu
thudithathu. Ullangaiyai vaithu
mulu pundaiyum amukki
pisainthen. Pundaiyai rendu viralal
virithum, melirunthu keelaga
surikkiyum, oottai yeppadiyellam
maruthunnu parthen. “aunty
ithula urine pora ottai yenga
irukkumnu” keetteen. Ataiyum
oru viralal thottu parthen.
Pundiyee nalla valu, valunnu
irundhuchi. “ Velayandathu
podhumda, munna mathiriye vaya
vachi nakkuda” yendru aunty Kal
reduthaiyum thookki
virithukkondargal. Kottai yedutha
pala sula mathiri irundhathu aunty
pundai. Appdiye vaiyai vaithu
nakkinen. Kovutti fulla nakkinen.
Rendu virala serthu pundai
oottaila soruvi kuthikkonde
paruppai nakkal nakki orinjinen.
3nimisham nakki, sappi, orinjinen.
Auntyikku climax vanthathu yen
thalaiya aluthi pidichittu
superdaaaa, haaaaa,hooooo nnu
munagi thudichittu appadiye
paduthirunthargal. 5nimidam nan
shaving razorlam yeduthu
vachittu vanthen. Intha velaikalil
yen kol mutti appadiye
ninnukkichu. Aunty yelunthu
ukkarnthargal. “ Ivvalavu neeram
nee yepidra thakku pudicha, inga
par un sunny yeppdi pantukkulla
muttikkittu nikkuthu, munnala
olugurathee oori pantukku mela
padarnthurukku. Sappa
kodukkarennala. Ippa koduda, yen
pundaya rendu thadava
nakkunalla, nan innum un thadiya
pakkave illa, ippa yenna udala
mavane pudukka kadichu
thuppiduven paathukka “
yendrargal aunty. “nan athukku
than ippa vanthen
yeduthukkunga” nnu pantukku
mela muttitirunthatha aunty
moonjil theithen. Aunty
sirithuvittu. Yen pantai avuthuttu
Jattiyaiyum kelattinargal. Yen
sunny avargal mugathil idithu
aadiyathu. Athai asaiyaga
pudichukittu “nalla size
vachrikkeda, neelam uncle odathu
mariye 8 inch irukkum, aana
unnathu avarutha vida konjam
thadiya irukku. Yennadathu mona
vilagama moodirukku? ”
“Appadithan aunty yenakku
irukku sari sappunga” nnu
thadiyal avrgal vayil idithen. Vayai
thiranthu appadiye mulunginargal.
Nalla sappi, urinji oombinargal.
Nakkal yen thadi muluvathum
nakki,nakki urinjinarkal. Nuniyil
nakkai sulatti yen ottai pakuthiyil
mattum nakkai nimindinarkale
pakkanum yenakku usure
illa.Kottaiyaiyum vayil pottu sappi
kothappinargal. Nan
sunnuya vayil pottu oopathu pol
thondai varai kuthinen. Ucham
varuvathu pol irukkaiyil veliye
yetuthu vitten. “paravallada
thirumba vai nalla sappi vayileye
kanjiya yetuthuren. Yenakku athu
pidikkum. Uncle than pundiyileye
pachinaru neeyavathu vyila
koduda” nnu sonnargal “illa aunty
atha apuuram yeduthukkunga,
ippa veera mathiri sugama kanjiya
yerakka poren” yendreen.
Auntyum “yenna panna pora yen
pundyila kuthi irakka poriya?
Venanda unakku seekkiram
kakkirum oppuram yenakku
kashtam, nan pesama sappiye juce
yetukkaren kudu” yendru sunnyai
pidithargal. Nan oruvikkondu,
avargal nightyai mele thookki,
kuppura padukka vaithu, avargal
mele nanum kuppura paduthen.
Sunniyai soothu pilavukkul
soruvinen. Auntyum “super
ideada”nnu solli soothai nandraga
irukki kondargal. Nan yembi
kuthinen. Thadi pilavukkul sendru
ootai varai mutti, mutti
thirunbuchu. Oru 10 adi than ulle
kanji adithathu. Appadiyee aunty
muthugil paduthukonde “ sappura
asa theenthutha aunty” yendren.
“un sunny yenakku romba
pidichirukkuda nee sarinnu sollu.
Ippave atha vaiyila pottukkuttu,
veliya edukkama thotarnthu nalu
thadava kanja adukkareen.” “ athu
sari, innum yevvalavu vela irukku”
innu sollivitu yelunthu Aunty
soothuppilavil iruntha yen kanjiya
sutham seithu vittu, avargalaiyum
kulithu vittu varumbadi sollivittu
veliya vanthu uncle lungie matri T.
V. parthen. 10 nimidathil aunty
kulithu mudithu, royal blue
sareeyum, black jacketum
pottukkondu vanthu, “ mmm..
aduthu yenna idea vachirukka?”
yendrargal. “ neenga kithchen la
lunch ready pannunga nan
pattukku yen velaiya pakkureen
athukku munnadi Honey iruntha
yeduthukoduthuttu, kalanalla
thooki virichikkittu ipadi
padunga”nnu tharaya kattinen.
Aunty paduthathum podavaya
nalla iduppukkumela yethivittu
virinja pundayil