█►Science wale Sochte ha k Rose kaise bana...

Arts wale Sochte ha k Rose kaise Draw karu...
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Commerce wale Sochta h ki Rose kise Du...
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█►Ram(INDIA) got maried to sita(World cup) in 1983. Ravan(Sri Lanka) kidnapped sita in 1996. Now after 14years of vanvas, its time for ram to meet Sita.

█►2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

█►2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they. Afridi Ne six maara. Pehla Pagal!! Wah kiya Goal kiya hai! Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

█►“A CUTE JOKE ” 1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli. Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge, Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa. Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

█►Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai! Admi:chai to 5 ki hy! Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy.. Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li, Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

█►Najoomi: Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi Boy” Oh yess…What a life!” Najoomi: Ziyada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)

█►America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai Jisny America main 30 minute main 30 choor pakray . ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main . . . Wo machine he chori ho gai . Geo pakistan ..

█►ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!! Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain? Dentist:Nahi..! ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn? Doctor: NikaLo. ChILd:He he he he

█►Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se “Kaash Tumhari Ankhain Hoten To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakty” Shoher “Agar Tum Khobsurat Hoten To Kya Ankhon Waly Tumhy Mere Leye Chorty?”

█►doctor mareez k peechey bhag raha tha logon ne pocha kya hua? doc: 4 baar aisa hua sala dimagh ka operation karwany aata hai or baal katwa k bhag jata hai

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