*1*
Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle?
Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga, kyonki gaaypar savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.
Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge
*2*
Santa Pahli Baar Village mein gaya,
Base se utarte hi, mitti haath mein uthakar bola
Gav ki mitti ki khusboo hi alag hoti.
Banta bola: Bhai theek se dekh, ye mitti nahi tatti hai
*3*
Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,
*4*
Santa to Taxi Driver Vinayak
mandir jaoge kya?
Taxi Driver haa sahab!
Santa- Theek hai
wapas aate waqt mere liye
prasad le aana!