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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

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Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

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Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…

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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….

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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

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Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.


Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.


Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
`
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
`
Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
`
Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
`
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.


Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
`
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
`
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
`
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
`
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
`
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai…


khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,
phool ne mali ko khas banaya,
chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,
kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…


Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.


Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…


“Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”

Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat

2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya

Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay

Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai

Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay

Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating
hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai

Hamare typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai…


ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………
aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..
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