1. After the telimarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
2. Tel the telimarketer ur bisy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she wil give u his/her phone number so u can call him/her back.
3. Ask them to repeat everything they sey, several times.
4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while u continue to eat at your food loudly and continue with ur conversation.
5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your 5 year child.
6. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.
7. Tell them you are hard of hearing and they need to speak up.... louder.... louder.... louder!
8. If they start out with, "How are ur today?" say "I'm So glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.........."
9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that u? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" when they insist they are not Helen, tell them stop Joking. This works especially well if the telimarketer is really MALE!
10. Tell the call center guy to call on your Office number and give him any other call center number.
