ADULT STORIES ONLY ON
http://dpardesi.peperonity.com
* * * * * * * *
YOGI BABA KE CHUT'KALE
JOKE (1) teacher :- achchha sudheer bataao, kya cheej mukh men
naheen Daal'nee chaahiye?
sudheer :- jee sir! jal'ta huA bulb mukh men naheen Daal'na chaahiye.
teacher :- Esa kyon bhala.
sudheer :- sir kal raat men meree mummy paapa se kah rahee thee
ki, "yadi tum bulb bujha do to mEn mukh men loongee."
JOKE (2) ek 70 saal ke american budDhe ne viagara kee tagaRee khuraak
lee Or apanee 65 saal kee budDhee ke pichhe sanD kee tarah paR gaya.
budDhee bahut hee pareshaan. Akhir men tang Akar usane president bush
ko chitThee likhee :--
mahoda'y mass destruction ke hathiyaar keval saddaam ke paas hee
naheen hE, balki usase bhee khatar'naak hathiyaar mere budDhe ke paas
maujood hE. Ap phaura'n use nasT kar'ne ka upaa'y karen, var'na Ap
kee janata kee ek budDhee bevazah maaree jaayegee.
JOKE(3) kasbe men gaayon ke paagal'pan kee bimaaree jor pakaR rahee
thee. sar'kaar bhee har'kat men Agaee Or isee sil'sile men ek mahila
patr'kaar ek ganv ke form house par survey ke liye pahoonchee. mahila
ne farm house ke adheR maalik se puchha,
"chaacha kya Ap mujhe gaayon kee is khatar'naak paagal'pan kee
bimaaree ke baare men pooree jaan'kaaree denge. is bimaaree ka kya
kaaranc hE kEse phElatee hE."
tum jaan'na hee chaah'tee ho to suno, "tumhen yah to pata hee hoga ki
saanD gaa'y ko saal men ek baar paal khilaata hE".
kya mEn samajhee naheen.
mere kahane ka mat'lab saanD gaa'y ko saal men ek baar karata hE.
oh! yah to mere liye naee jaan'kaaree hE. khEr Age.
Or ham'log gaa'y ko din men do baar duhate hEn.
wah to Theek hE par isaka bimaaree se kya smbndh hE.
wahee to samajhane kee baat hE. mEn ab Apakee roj choochiyan dabaaUn
Or saal men keval eK baar Apakee chudaaI karoon to kya Ap paagal
naheen ho jaayegee?
JOKE(4) ek laR'kee beach par sandwich bech rahee thee. tabhee udhar
ek sardaar A nik'la. laR'kee ne poochha,
"sardaarjee! sandwich loge". sardaar ne kaha,
"oye kuRiye! yahan sand weech koee lene kee jagah hE, saaree duniya
dekh rahee hE. room men chalo tab lenge".
