1>Archimedes luv principle:
Wen a boy is dippd fully or partly in d luv of a gal, den d loss in studies is eql 2 time spent in her memories.
2>Alexander saw a small child playing with lions. He kept his sword on boy's feet n said,"this boy is gng to rule d world after me". The boy has now grown up n wishing u gud nite.
3>9 Planets
8 Directions
7 Wonders
6 Senses
5 Elements
4 Seasons
3 Choices
2 Genders
&
1 Friend Like U,
Makes a Differnce.
4>If a drop of waterfals on a lake it loses identity.If it fals on lotus,it shines,If it fals on a shell it bcmes a pearl,D drop is d same but d company matters!
5>life before marriage is AIRTEL"u can express ur self' during honeymoon is RELIANCE always get in touch; 'after honeymoon is HUTCH whenever u go ur wife network fallows. After 1 yr life is IDEA. Change ur life. After 10 yr life is BSNL. Subscriber is not reachable.
6>Behind
every
succssesful
man
"there is a woman"
But what
about
unsuccsesful
man?
Think...
Guess...
?
Very simple..
Lots of woman
7>
GODISNOWHERE.
wht did u read?
GOD IS NO WHERE...? or GOD IS NOW HERE..!
Just a beautiful way 2 say-
LIFE IS HOW U C IT!
8>System of love Jan-ROSE Feb-PROPOSE Mar-GIFT April-LIFT May-CHATING June-DATING July-MIS U Aug-KIS U Sep-ANGER Oct-DANGR Nov-LEFT Dec-NEXT
9>Hi sory2dstrb u bt i wnt2ask u sumting its prsnal?.plz dnt mind&dnt tel ths 2anybdy.its highly confidential&u hv 2rply
MELODY ITNI CHOCOLATY KYUN HAI.......
10>These two questions are very important for you. They are very easy and you cannot leave them unattempted.
Fill the blank with Yes/No :
1) ___ I do not have brain.
2) ___ I am an idiot.
11>If doctors start making films titles wud b 'Aorta se vena tak,English forcep desi scalpel,Hum peet kaat chuke sanam,Maine MBBS kyun kiya,Ab tumhare hawale patient saathiyon Hamara stethoscope aapke paas hai,Surgeon no 1,X-ray lajawab hai,Appendix mil gaya,Kal patient ho na ho
12>To be a GooD DoctoR always start to read late 4 d ExamS because it teaches how to manage emergencies..!
13>
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y@ü hävè
t@
kéép tünìng
@ncé in ä whìlé..
t@ kéép thè
mél@dy @f
frìéndshìp
älìvé! Täké carè!
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a lovely Rose
from
a lovable one.
