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~sMS'S......jOkES.....shAYRIES~% rEAD daiLY...nEW jOKES...nEW sMS'S
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AlAdiN kE PAAS thA Ek jAdUi jiN....hAMARA dil NAhi lAGtA Ab aapke bin....StAiNlESS StEEl MEiN hOtA hAi 0.2% tiN..KhUdA kARE MASt jAYE AAP kA AAj kA diN...
AkSAR hUM RAAt KO diYA bUjhA diYA kARtE hAi, kYONki dil hi kAAfi hai tERi YAAd MAiN jALANE kE liYE....
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi krte, chicken to kya, daal bi dia nahi karte, ye dosti sirf apse hai warna msg to kya hm kisi ko apna number bhi dia nahi karte.
TuM APUN KO Itne SMS Karte Ho, APUN ko Bhi Reply Karne Ko Majboor Karte Ho, Kya Is Ke Piche Tumhara Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki Tarah TUM Bhi Apun Ka " FAN " Hai.
1Aadmi 1RANDi ko Rs1000 deta hai!Vo bhaag jaati hai,Aadmi Akhbaar mein Ad deta hai 1ladki,Umra18, Kad5'9 jahan kahin dikhe Chod do,PREPAID,hai!
P K RAATO KO HUM USKO BHULANE LAGE, SHARAB MEIN GAM KO GHOL KAR PENAE LAGE. YEH DARU BHI BEWAFA NIKLI, NASHE MEIN WO AUR BHI PYAARE NAZAR AANE LAGE..
Kash muhabat me aisa mukam aye, Tere labon pe bhi uska naam aaye, Tu umid kare ki tuje milne ayegi SANIA MIRZA, Darwaza khole to tuzhe darane Abdul Kalam aaye.
StERNOid,PhARMOCA,giOlARGiNGiViA,GlObARdENtiN,YE SAARi biMARiYAN dAANt tUtNE KE bAAd hOti hAiN.....SMS kERTE REhNA...
hAMSE dUR jAOGE kAiSE...dil SE hAME bhUlAOGE kAiSE...hUM WO khUShbU hAi jO SANSON MEiN bAStE hAi...khUd ki SANSO kO ROk PAOGE kAiSE..
JiSE hUM kOYAl SAMAjhtE thE WO SAAlA kAWUA NiklA... USSKE PYAR kE WAAdE Ek hAWUA NiklA...AUR jO ShARAb kE NAAM SE b NAfRAt KERtE thE... AAj UNhi ki jAib SE PAWUA NiklA...
*JAiSE* tARON* k* SAth *AAkASh* hAi*,WAiSE* SAChE*DOSti* k* SAth* WiShVAS* hAi* Dil* k* NAZRON* SE* dEkhOGE* AGER*! hUM* hAR* WAQt* AAPkE* PASS* hAi*
hAR AAdMi kA jEENA AjEEb hOtA hAi...KiSE MiltE hAiN AAP jAiSE dOSt...YE tO hUM jAiSO kA NASEEb hOtA hAin..
AGER AAP 98% AkElE hAi....YA AAP 96% tENSiON MAiN hAi....YA YAdi 83% AGER MUShkil MAiN hO....YA 21% AGER dUkhi hO....YAdi 87% AGER MiS KAR RAhE hO tO iN SAb kO MilA k diAl kARE....GOOdMORNiNG fRiENd...
DOStON ki kdR kRtE hAiN itNi... iSS ASMAAN ME ROShNi hAi jitNi...YAkiN Nhi tO CAll kR k dEkhO...HM kRENGE bAAt AAPSE ItNi...AAPkE MOBilE ME CURRENCY hAi jitNi..
Ek CAllGiRl kA jANAjA NiklA tO USE dEkh EK AAdMi bOlA: ChAlO AChChA hUA AkhiR AAPAS MEiN dONO Mili tO SAhi.................................... dUSARE NE PUChA: kOUN dONO ?....................................AAdMi NE jAWAb diYA: USKi tANGE...............;) S. b.
ZiNdAGi Ek 'RAAt' hAi........ jiS MEiN NA jANE kitNE khWAAb hAi............jO Mil GAYA WO APNA hAi........jO tOOt GAYA WO SAPNA hAi.........SO ENjOY EVERY MOMENt......!!! ( SANjAY )
NA ShAYER thA.............................. NA SHAYER hu.................................NA SHAYER bANNA ChAhtA hU........................................................MAIN to jUbAN PER jO AAi ......................................................................USE LikhNA ChAhtA hU...( sanjay balasmad)
khAMOSh PAlkO SE jAb AANSU AAtE hAiN, AAP kYA jANE k AAP kitNE YAAd AAtE hAiN, AAj bhi USSi MOd PE khAdE hAiN, JAhAN AAPNE kAhA thA thEhRO hUM Abhi AAtE hAiN. ;-)
iSS jAhAN MAiN TUMkO MUjh jAisE chAhNE WaLE khUb MilENGE...khUbSURti NihARNE WAlE khUb MilENGE...Ek bAR sAbUN SE NAhA kEr tO dEkhO....
YE iNtZAAR GAlAt hAi k Abhi ShAM hO jAYE...jO hO SAkE tO Abhi dAUR E jAAM hO jAYE....ChEERS.....
Ek bUS MEiN lAdkiYON ki tEAM AUR lAdkO ki tEAM bANi ANtAkShARi khElNE kE liYE.. lAdkiYAN-hUM tUMhE hARA kE hi dikhAYENGE! lAdkE-hUM hAR GAYE ChAlO Ab dikhAO!!!
kAhAN kOi kitAb AiSi Mili jiSPE dil lUtA dEtE... hAR Ek NE diMAG khAYA kiS kiS kO NiPtA dEtE...Ab RESUlt dEkh k SOChtE hAiN...1 MAhiNA AUR hOtA tO dUNiA hilA dEtE....
MUSiCAl jOKE´¯`´¯`´¯`´¯`´¯`´¯`´¯`SAAdhU- kUdiYE ROti PAA dE SAAdhU NU.........lAdki- kOi bhAJAN tAN SUNA dO bAbAji...SAAdhU- tERi tOR NE PAtE Ni MUtiYARE...tERi tOR NE PAtE Ni MUtiYARE...jAttAN dE PUtt SAAdh hO GAYE....(kEEP ViSitiNG... SENd UR SMS 2 MY MObilE NO.)
bEkArR GAYi APNi MUlAkAt UNSE kEh dENA.....kAhi MilE GER tO YE bAAt UNSE kEh dENA..UNSE kEhNA UNkE biNA diN kAt jAtA hAi..NAhi kAt ti tO WO hAi RAAt UNSE kEh dENA...( thANX. ShARE DREM MAGiC)
AASMAN kO NiND AAYE tO SulAAYE kAhAN...DhARti AGER MER jAAYE tO dAFNAYE kAHAN...SAAGER MAiN lEhRAiN UthAiN tO ChUPAYE kAhAN...DiL kO USkI YAAd AAYE tO bAtAO jAYE kAhAN....
Levi's diyan jeena paun lag piya........jutti chad NIKE de shoe paun lag piya........Fullan wala kachha chhad JOCKEY pa ke dikhaon lag piya........desi chad ROYAL STAG pi ke stndrd vadhaun lag piya........mashook naal ghumda five 17 vich samjhe tu jiven nawab ho giya........tahin ta sare kehnde........CHD.Reh k sada munda kharab ho giya. (thanx. Thanx. Thanx.)
Ladkiyan patiala SALWAR k niche kya pehanti hai............................................................think. . .......................Socho.....................................................Guess............Nahi jaante.....Its very Simple......PUNJABI JUtti...;-)
Every women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life like....RANI- Before marriage....LAXMI- After mariage....BAI-After kids.
Thanx.~Wo ruthe iss kader k manaya na gaya...Door inte Chale gaye k bulaya na gaya...Dil tha humara Smunder ka sahil nahi....Likha tha jo Naam phir mitaya na gaya....
Thanx friend,n plz Vote 4 my site 10 points~ Dard auro ko sunane ki jaroorat kya hai,Doosro ko apna banane ki jaroorat kya hai,waqt to pehle hi kam hai mohabbat k liye,doosro ko dard e dil baya karne ki jaroorat kya hai sàd boy
Soch ko badlo Sitare badal jayenge....Nazer ko badlo Nazare badal jayenge....Gum e ulfat main pad jao kabhi....Dishaye badal d0 kinare badal jayenge....
Maine tujhe dekha...Dekhta raha...Dekhta hi gaya....Phir Mujhe Chashma lag gaya. (.) (.)
Mallika sharavat ki maut ke bad agar use kabr me dafnaya jaye to aap kya sochenge..guess.....aaj pehli bar akeli sòi hai...
Banvari subha pakhana jane k baad kon sa gana gata hai ??........................?........................?............Juda hoke b...Tu mujhme kahin baaki hai..;-)
Ink 4 pen,pen 4 letter,letter 4 u,u 4 me. 28.05.2006 21:28 CEST, parh
Main neevan mere yaar uchche...Asi uchchyan naal yaari paayi...Sadke jaavan enha uchchyan te....Jinhe sadde varge neevya naal yaari nibhai......!
Tusi neevi pake na takya karo....tuhanu pata nahi takni da kmaal ki hai....pehla nazar nal zakhmi karde o'....fer puchde ho sohniyo haal ki hai.....
Khush nasib hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko shiddat se chahte hai,warna hum to wO shaks hai jo khwabo main b appointment se aate hain....
College k galion me ajeeb khel hota hai,class k bhane dilon ka mel hota hai notes k jagh love ka mail hota hai.Iss liye to pappu har saal fail hota hai.
Ek___Lady market me___lene gayi.___ Lekar uski___gir gai usko 1___Ladka mila usne uski___uthai or lady ko di. Only1 word fits all blanks. Test ur brain ,
Phulon me "SUGANDH" hai,Guide me "DEVANAND" hai,Jasoos me "KARAMCHAND" hai,Kya aap me aur Hum me koi "SAMBANDH" hai ? Agar hai to JANAAB SMS kyon band hai?
Jee chahta hai tere nazook hoton ko choom lu......Jee chahta hai tere nazook hoton ko choom lu......Teri behti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....; ¡
sher arz kiya hai......Gum wo cheez hai......Gum wo cheez hai....jisse kagaz chipkaye zate hai..!!!
Plz give me some time,i m bsy...U cn read sms tomm...,g night
NA MSG NA PHONE......NA PICTURE NA TONE...AUR BANE PHIRTE HO DON............JAB NUMBER DIYA THA TO KAHTE THE......ROZ KARENGE SMS...AB HUM AAPKE HAI KON...;-)!!!
Aseen sdaa ldaiyan ton dur rehnde..........Gandasi chal jaye tan gal hor ae.......Aseen daru nu kadi hath ni launde.......Sham dhal jaye tan gal hor ae.......Asin pass hona tan kadi sikhya nahi............Nakal chal jaye tan gal hor ae.......Asi jaan kise layi dende nai....... tere varga yaar mange tan gal hor ae......!!!!!
khuli jo ankhe to manzar ajeeb tha....dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha....jinhe hum dhoondte the haatho ki lakeero me....pata chala wo kisi aur ka naseeb tha...;-)
Jayyiye aap kahan jayenge...Hum khud aap ko chod aayenge....????
Kisi ki chahat pe zinda hum na the........kisi pe mar mitne wale hum na the..... Aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki....warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na the..!!
Ram ne Sita se shadi ki....?..Ravan ne Sita ka balpurvak Kidnap kiya....?..Hanuman ne Sita ko bachaya...?..Ab VaSTAV maIN iNMAIN sE hERO kAUN Hai????? ViSE VasTAV mAIN hERO 'SuNJAY DUTT' hai...!
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Tuhanu jaan k khushi hove gi k aj sade pdosi da vyah hai aake paise lut lavo te oda recharge kra k sanu dosta nu khub msg Bhejo..jldi kro brat jaan wali e....
Subha subha hum ghar se nikle....dil main kuch armaan they....Raste main kutta aagya laat mar di to uske yahi byaan they....chau....chau.....chau....hum b to kabhi insaan they?????
Din hai abhi to raat bhi hogi...Badal hai to barsat b hogi........Aaj juda hai hum to kya hua...Kal kisi Roz apni muLAKAT B Hogi.....
Arz Kiya hai........khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha........Khirki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha.............Raste pe ja kar dekha to khirki pe koi nahi tha.....???
Aaj........................Aaj mere pas........................Mobile Hai........................Number Hai...........................Charger Hai...............................Battery hai............................Balance hai.....................................tumhare pass kya hai?....................Hai koi msg?............................hai??.........................toh bhejo na!!
Iss chere ki Muskurahton pe mat jao......Innmain gumon k chirag b jalte hai...?????
Mat pee Galib sharab mandir main baith ker...............Mat pee Galib sharab masjid main baith ker...............Ek hi bottle hai kahi khuda na maang le...???
Bole wo dosti......Chup rahe wo pyar......Hasaye wo dosti......Rulaye wo pyar......................................................Phir b log dosti chodker kyon karte hai pyar?????????
Munnabhai-Circut ek baat to bata jab bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kaat le to kya karte hai....Circut-ek dum simple bhai usko bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka
Sajan singh,"doctor mujhe ek taklif hai jo main bata nahi sakta,aap hansege"Doctor,"aap bataiye"sajan singh ne apni lungi kholi to TiLLi jaisa dekh ker doctor ne hansi rok li, sajan bola,"doctor saab hasna mat kal se ismain suzan hai"
Roz aadab aadab karti thi..........Jab dab diye to khafa ho gayi
Guzre waqt ko bhula dena bhi asaan nahi hota,gamon ko hansi mein chhupa lena bhi asaan nahi hota,zaruri nahi ke poori ho har khwahish lekin,apni khwahish ko dabaa lena bhi asaan nahi hota...maana ke toote hue phoolon se khushboo nahi aati,magar unhe kitaabon mein sazaa lena b asaan nahi hota,koi aur 'USKE' baad aa to sakta hai magar,har kisi ko DIL mein jagah dena bhi asaan nahi hota.
Haryanvi~ chora bolya chori te, janeman tu kahve to tere khatar chaand taare tod layau, chori bhi gani advance thi, wa boli pahlaon apni campartmant to tode le...!!!!!!!.?
Shayari by a Nepali....Arz kiya hai....Dabbe mein dabba,dabbe mein khargoss....Dabbe mein dabba,dabbe mein khargoss..........................Ramess ne aankh maari puspa behoss......
Nurse ka rishta aata hai ladke ka baap bolta hai,"Mera ladka to heera hai sarkari naukri hai 10 hujaar kamata hai uper se 7 hujaar alag leta hai".....ladki ka baap,"humari ladki b kam nahi hai nurse hai 7 hujaar kamaati hai aur neeche se 10 hujaar leti hai"
Unhe bhulane ki chah main hum door nikal jate hai.......Per dunia itnh choti hai kisi na kisi mod per wo mil jate hai.....
Ful bnkar muskrana hum jante hai.Muskura k gum bulana hum jante hai.Milke log khush hote hai to kya hua,bina mile dosti nibana hum jante hai.
HI! IM lilANDRE. IM FROM RUSSIA. WRITE ME SMS +9504483473
Subha jaldi utho....brush karo...khana khao...mandir jao aur...bhagwan se kaho....jhalak dikhlaja...jhalak dikhlaja....ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja....aaaaja.!
Raat ki tanhai mei haath UNDERWEAR mei daal kar bahut kuch hota hai.......Mat satao use kyuki raat ko PAPPU bhi sota hai...
Isq k school me ab nya mahol tyar ho gya,1 teachr ko pappu ki GF se pyar ho gya,tabhi se pappu ka dil udas ho gya,clas k sab bachche fail or pappu paas ho gya.....
Ret ki jaroorat registan ko hoti hai...Sitaron ki jaroorat aasman ko hoti hai...Mujhe bhul mat jana e Dost....Sache dost ki jaroorat her insaan ko hoti hai....
KABHI aap jaise dost kehte the ki.....JAAN bhi maango to haazir hai.....Aaj aap apni girl friend ko 'JAAN' kehte ho......hazir karo Ab....
SuNA Hai k aAp ki Ek Ek Smile Per LOg Marte Hai...SO keep smiling tO reduce pOpulatiOn....
1 jam wafa k naam....1 jam ulfat k naam....1 jam mohabbat k naam...1 jam dushamano k naam....Aur POORI BOTAL APNI DOSTI ke naam..! CHEERS....
Sharabi ilzam sharab ko deta hai...Aasiq ilzam shabab ko deta hai...Koi nahi kabool karta apna gunaah...Kaanta b ilzam gulab ko deta hai...!
Sache Dost loose motion ki tarha nahi hote...jo girte hi titar-bitar ho jaye...wo constipation wali Poty ki tarha hote hai...jo Flush karne k baad bhi Nishan chod jay......
Badi der se hum unki jhulfon se dil lagaye baithe the...Badi der se hum unki jhulfon se dil lagaye baithe the....Paas ja ke dekha to sardar ji nahaye baithe the...
Ram Ram sab kahain Dashrath kahe na koye..Dashrath kasrat na kare to Ram kahan se hoye
A sardar falls in lov wid a nurse....He decides to write her a love letter....What to write ?He thinks....Thinks n he write" I love you sister"...!
Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari.Har koi khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari.koi hume YAAD kare ya na kare per sab ko yaad karna AADAT hai humari.
Ek moulvi k 12 bachche they ek aadmi ne puchcha "are miya 12 bachche".....Moulvi-sab allah ka dain hai"...Aadmi-Apni lungi dhik ker le tera allah dikh raha hai...
Murgee ke chooze....Ullu k patthe....Bakri k memne....Kutte k pille....Suar k bachche....Kitne achche achche hote hai na....!
Kisi gali se guzro, kisi raho se niklo, per kuch aisa ker niklo, her taraf se awaz aaye papa aa gaye, papa aa gaye.!
Nisha dis is 4 u~1/2%Mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti, ishq se duniya khatam nahi hoti, agar saath ho zindagi mein dosti ka to zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti.~
Bag ki bat bag ka mali hi samje, fulo ka dard zukti dali hi samje, ye kaisi reet banai duniyawalone, diye ka dil jale or log diwali samje.
jin main basi janki,rum main base ram,wiskey main base wishnu,shampaign main base sham,kiskis ka tyag karu main her botal main base bhagwan
pura aitbar kisko hai,mile khusi ger to inkar kisko hai,kuch majburiyan hai mere dost warna judai se pyar kisko hai
kya isse hi log pyar kehte hai? Mera ruthna uska mujhe manana,mera usse baat na karna uska phone bar bar aana,mera uski or na dekhna uska rona rulana,or uss pe logo ka hamare bare main batain banana,kya isse hi log pyar kehte hai?
remix song created by me:-3 2 1 what do u think? What do u think? Main shayar to nahi mager e hasi jabse dekha maine tuz bewafa ko mujhe sahayari aa gai what do u think? What do u think?
waqt noor ko benoor ker deta hai thode se zakhm ko nasoor ker deta hai,koun kabhakht chahta hai apno se dur hona per waqt sabko majbur ker deta hai
diljala aasiq-main usse kyon phone karu,kya usse nahi pata aaj sawan ki pehli barsat hai
ek site per gaya(i visited an unknown site there in a guestroom was written ) wahan likha tha plz dont use bad language in my guestroom i entered i laughed to read first line of some visiter it was teri maa ki chut(mother fucker)
suppose tum ye ladki ho - ek ladki ka rape ho gaya, ghar gai,gharwalo ko pata chala ab ladki bathroom main nahate-2 ro rahi hai bahar uska baap chilla raha hai"YE MAIL NAHANE SE NAHI JAYEGA"
Lady to doctor-mera pati mer gaya hai dress kya pehnu? Doctor-dekh lena kafan ki matching ker lena !
laloo ulte lete they rabri unke piche tabla baza rahi thi laloo sidhe hue aur bole "le ab bansuri baza"
jaane kya ye mujse zamana chahta hai mera dil todker mujhe hasana chahta hai jane kya baat chalakti hai chehre se meri her shaks mujhe aajmana chahta hai !
okha hoya,ham se akda kya kariye banda tha wo hum se tagda kya kariye
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