☻ A father asks peon: How are
the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in
future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had
also completed my engineering
from the same college!
☻ First line to write in exams:
"All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my
creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely
accidental"
☻ What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is.... that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of
your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
☻ The Law Says
"If U Can't Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them"
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
... This Is
"Law Of Answering In
Examination"
☻ Cricket is getting excited day
by day with the introduction of
ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in
Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be
Reduced To One Hour.
(2 ) Power Play - No Invigilator In
Exam Hall For 1 st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance
After Every Right Answer
Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time
For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For
Students To Form Their Own
Question.
☻ According to newton's 4th law
for exams-
every book will continue to be
at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves
it!
☻ Education is an organized
system
through which we waste half of
our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
☻ The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of
All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON...:D
☻ Rain of summer, snow of
winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason
2 smile.
May God suceed u in every
exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
☻ Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you
can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
☻ All i want you is to be
courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and
figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your
exams
☻ Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything....
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
☻ Teacher: What is the
difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial
number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number
with our thumb.
☻ If a paper comes very tough
in exam.
Just close your eyes for a
moment.
Take a deep breath and say
loudly.
... This is a very interesting
subject,
I want to study it again.
☻ Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your
nearest teacher
win a trip to principal's office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at
home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
☻ A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll
study:p
☻ What is
M A T H S.....?
....... M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student
☻ How many days it will take to
read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right
before the exam.
☻ How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2 pm to 5pm)
2 :00- 2 :10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2 :10-2 :40 read crfuly d instrctn
given
2 :40-3 :40 read d questn paper
twice
3 :40-4 :15 see if you understand
any question
4 :15-4 :20 ask 4 water & drnk
4 :20-4 :50 check whether u've
filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..
☻ To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
☻ Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
☻ My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless. So I
asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD
replied, "no dear, result is near".
☻ Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
☻ Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
☻ It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
☻ Rain of summer, snow of
winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason
2 smile.
May God suceed u in every
exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
☻ eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
☻ "The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases
exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic
completely...."
☻ Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"
☻ To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for
"Exams". Because it teaches how
to manage "Time" and tackle
"Emergencies"!!
☻ Congratulations!
Good news for Harvard
University students
Exams of Uni have been
postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.StopDreaming&StartStud
ying.com
☻ WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left
313
Summer holidays 50 ,Days left
263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe,
Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15
days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30
days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days
left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20 , Days left
26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days
left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
☻ Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world. It
functions 24 hrs a day, 365days
a year. It functions right from
the time we are born, and stop
only when we enter the
examination hall.
☻ A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100''
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
