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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
Ticket Checker: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
Ticket Checker: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
Ticket Checker: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Sometime u miss me
Somtime I do
Somtime u hurt me
somtime I do
Somtime u sms me
somtime I do
Somtime u forget me.
that only thing I never do
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Dil aaj fir udas hai,
Jane kis ki talash hai,
Apni girl friend se meri baat kara do,
Suna hai kambakht Maal bari jhakkas hai.
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Suna he pyar ke kisse ajib hote he.Khushi ke badle gam nasib hote he.
Mere dost mohabbat na karna kabhi.Pyar karnewale bare badnseb hote he.
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Zindegi udas hone ka naam nehi,dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nehi,
agar tum dur rehkar bhi hame yad karo,isse barkar hamare liye koi inam nehi
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A hasina mat dikha apna seena.
Hum bhi seene me dum rakhte hai.
Agar tu BRA me BOMB rakhti hai.
To hum bhi UNDERWEAR me GUN rakhte hai.
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Har lafz ko kagaj par utara nehi jata,har naam ko sare aam pukara nehi jata,
hoti he pyar me raz ki bate,yu hi to is khel me hara nehi jata.
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LOVE Can't be express by words but can be expressed through performance.!
Express your love,
one day other will feel
but
don't say..!
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Dog doing sex.
Son: Ye kya he?
Father: Pechewala kutta sahara lekar chal raha he.
Son: Ghor kaliyug, jise sahara do, wohi gand mar leta he.
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Police:Jail me kaise aana hua?
Santa:Media wali larki ki wajah se.
Police:Wo kaise?
Santa:Uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS,to maine daba diya
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5fit 3inchee jiski hight ho,jins jiski tite ho,chehra jiski bright ho,
aisi three wife ho to kya mast teri life ho.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua..
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai!
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Jo sagar ne kaha lehro se, jo per ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolo ne kaha kaliyo se, wohi mai tumhe kehta hu, aey chal chal hawa aane de!!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. khushbu teri sath laya...
phir mere dil me khayal aaya ke... lagta hay ki... aaj bhi tu nehi "NAHAYA"
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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva lu... ajkal kambakht bill bohat ata hai!
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Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai...Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai..
Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din..Tumhe kutta katega.
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Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nehi na? aankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane? kaamal he yar, fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
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Propose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga,
Tu ek bar bar haa karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
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Life is not a CD player, where we can enjoy our favourite songs,
but is like a radio, where we have to learn to enjoy whatever comes.
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Phulo me gulab accha lagta hai,
Nind me khwab accha lagta hai,
Aap hume yad karo na karo,
Hume aapka har andaz accha lagta hai.
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Dur jakar bhi unse dur ja na sake,itna roye ki kisi ko bata na sake,
dard ye nehi ki wo hume mil na sake,dard ye he ki hum unhe bhula na sake
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Laila ko karna ho impress,to Majunu ne khaya minto fresh.
Agar Majnu ko karna ho impress,to Laila ko utarna hoga pura dress.
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Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagau?
Sardar bole: Yar, bar-bar kaun ayega, DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
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Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de,tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de,
apni awaaz nehi sunani to mat suna,kam say kam 1 missed call hi mar de!
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Arz kiya hai!
Jhalak kafi hai dil ka marez banane ke liye.
Or
Tune itni bari shalwar pehni hai,itni choti si cheez chupane ke liye!
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Dil mai basa hay pyar teri, aankhoo mai basi hai tasveer teri,
jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, hum deekhtay hai ''tom and jerry''
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Ymraj asks 3 woman,did u have sex
1st-Shadi se pehle
Yj-Chal narak me
2nd-Shadi k baad
Yj-Chal swarg me
3rd-Kavi nehi kiya
Yj-Chal kamre me
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Arz kiya hai
Hum bhi dost tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaenge
Hum bhi dost tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaenge
Ek cup shubah,or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
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College me ajjeb khel hota hai,class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
notes ki jagah love mail hoat hai,isliye Pappu har sal fail hota hai.
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Gadha jo khaaye wo ghaas ho tum,
buddhe ka chyawanpraash ho tum,
idiot,stupid,bakwaas ho tum,
par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost jhakaas ho tum.
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Subah ka ujala sada sath ho,
har din har pal aapke liye khas ho.
Dil se dua nikalti hai aap ke liye,
sari khushiya bas aapke hi pas ho.
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Mar gaye kitne yaha pyase,boond sagar me baras kar raeh gayi.
Hum sochte hai aayega koi paigam upka,magar phir se nigahe taras kar raeh gayi.
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Kabhi raat me tare gin kar dekhana,
jitne aap gin paye utna aap mujko yaad karte ho,
aur jitne bach gaye,
utna apko hum yaad karte he.
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Rango ke tyohar me savi rango ki ho bharmar,dher sari khushiyo se bhara ho upka sansar,
yahi dua hai hamari har bar.Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar
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Rang uraye Pichkari,rang se rang jaye duniya sari,holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de.
Ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
Happy Holi.
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Red for love,
Green for success,
Blue for health &
Pink for happiness.
God may bless you & your family with all these colours.
*HAPPY HOLI*
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Tumhara holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! Wishing you a happy &
colour full holi. Happy Holi.
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Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas &
melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy & wonderful Holi.
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Larka,larki dono lafange,ek paleng par dono nangay,larki ko lagi tahnd,
larke ne nikala lund,larki ne apni dono tange kholi,hogayi HAPPY HOLI
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Ashiyane hum nehi sajate.Baago me fool hum nehi khilate.
Hamari ek pasand se toot jayenge hazaro dil.Isliye to hum koi grl friend nehi banate
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She is Mom.
She is a Sister.
She is a Friend.
She is a Life Partner.
Who ever she is?
She is a women.
Let us respect her.
HAPPY WOMANS DAY.
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Ruthe hue ko manana zindegi hai,dusro ko hasana zindegi hai,
koi jeetkar khush hua to kya hua,sab kuch haar kar muskurana bhi to zindegi hai.
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Anjan sathi ka dil ko intezar he.Pyasi he ye ankhe,dil bekrar he.
Up ka sath mil jaye,to har raah asan ho jaye.Sayad isi ehsas ka nam pyar he
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Women have 4 types sex.
1.ASTHMATIC- ah.aahh.ah.ah
2.OBEDIENT- yes.oh.yes.oh
3.GREEDY- more.more.plz
4.RELIGIOUS- oh God. Oh my God.
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Arz kiya hai.
Jungle me rehta hu,kato pe sota hu.
Jungle me rehta hu,kato pe sota hu.
Jab teri yad aati he,land pakar ke rota hu.
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Sirf utni piyo ke hosh qaayam rahe.
Kyu ki Ghalib ne arz kiya hai,
Raat bhar sharab pi,rat cut gai.
Subah jab hisab kiya,gand phat gai.
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Ek bar Terrorist ne budhiya ke paas Bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye Budhiya Bomb,Budhiya Bomb.
Woh sharma kar boli-
Woh to mai jawani me thi
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Girl: Darling,mujse shadi kab karoge?
Boy: Are pagli,do idli aur ek mendu vada ke liye koi pura hotel kharidta hai kya?
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Hazaro bate milkar ek raaz banta he,saat sur milne se saj banta he.
Ashiq ko marne pe kafan v nehi milta,aur hasinao ki marne pe TAJ banta he
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Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board,DONT USE MOBILE HERE.
He picks his mobile phone,call everyone from his phone & says DONT CALL ME NOW
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Jab white Dress pehnti ho,to Anbulance jaise lgti ho.
Magar fark sirf itna hai ke,Ambulance Ghayal ko le jati aur tum Ghayal karke jati ho.
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Santa: Mujhe shadi mei BMW mili hai.
Banta: Par tumhare pass to koi car nehi hai.
Santa: Abe ghadhe, BMW ka matlab "Bahut Motti Wife"
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Its not difficult to die for the one whom you LOVE....
But its difficult to find out a partner for whom you would LOVE to die.
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My eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,
I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it..
Good Morning.
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Meri dua hai,ke khush raho tum.Mile na koi gam,jaha bhi raho tum.Tum jo bhi socho,
wo har khawaish ho puri.
Khuda se bus yehi dua hai humari.
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Arz kiya hai.
Larki kitni bhi sharif hogi..
Larki kitni bhi sharif hogi..
Par nahati to nangi hi hogi.
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Morning has a great meaning.Every morning
the SUN says,wake up like me.SKY says,aim my height.WIND says,refresh like me.
Have a great day.
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Suhag rat ke 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya.
Dosto ne pucha: Itne din suhag rat?
Dulha: Kamino,pehle ye bata,Vaseline me Fevicol kis ne dala?
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Call girl wearing jeans in a train,man saw her zip opened & says:
Madam, Your LIPS are open!
Call girl: Yeah oh they want a CIGERETTE...!
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BE C0OL AS ICE!
BE CLEAR AS WATER!
BE PURE AS MILK!
BE S0FT AS BABY!
BE CUTE AS YOU!
SO THAT YOU CAN BE SMART
F0REVER.
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked-Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?
Wife:Dikhta nehi,bakri hy!
Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hu.
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Wife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream,that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
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JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!!!
Bless us with the happy & peaceful life with noble wisdom.
May there be peace in every home!!!
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Happy Shivratri!! May Shivji shower his blessings on both of you.
Shaan hope you meet your life partner soon and have a happy life.
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May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family.
May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.
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Today is the auspicious day of Lord Shiva.
Celebrate it with joy of heart and help people understand the values of Lord Shiva.
Happy Shivratri
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Khawbo me aaoge SMS ki tarha,
dil me bas jaoge RINGTONE ki tarha,
neend me aaoge BALANCE ki tarha,
bus tum busy mat rahena NETWORK ki tarh.
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Friendship opens many doors,
each with a different view.
But none could be more beautiful,
than the one that leads to you..!!
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Smiles are like birds.
They fly from face to face.
May your lips give them a better nest,
so that they can stay there forever.
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A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick & showed it to his wife.
She replied: "This is your old habit of putting words into my mouth.
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Arz kiya he.
Kare kuch aisa kaam,
Kare kuch aisa kaam,
Jis galio se gujre hum, us gali ki har baccha bole Abba jan-Abba jan.
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Sab ne kaha PYAR ek dard he,humne kaha dard kabul he.
Sub ne kaha is dard ke sath jee nehi paogae,
humne kaha uske PYAR ke sath marna kabul he
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Tnhayi se nehi hum,mehfilo se drte hai.Gaero se nehi,
hum khud se drte he.Yu to bahut kuch khoya hai hmne,
na jane kyu upko khone se darte hai
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I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day,
the moon for the night and you forever!
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Don't love a friend like a flower,
because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,
because a river flows forever.
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Some times.When I'm all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you,
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
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Jinki aakhe aasu se nami nehi,
kya smajte ho use koi gum nehi,
tum tarapke ro diye to kya huya,
gum chupake hasne wale bhi kam hehi.
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Flowers r many,but Rose is special.
Lovers r many,but Love is special.
Days r many,but Sunday is special.
Friends r many,but you r special.
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Uski aakho me wafa dekhi thi,
mehekte phulo ki aada dekhi thi,
ye na socha tha wo bewafaa hogi,
us me to chahat ki inteha dekhi thi.
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Suraj pas ho na ho,roshni aaspas rehti hai.Chand pass ho na ho,chandni aaspas rehti hai.
Aur up paas ho na ho,upki yad hamesha sath rehti hai
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Dosti ke naye fasane ho gaye,naye mile to hum purane ho gaye,kal tak jo marte the hum par,
lagta he aaj wo kisi aur ke dewane ho gaye.
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Vehem hai ki vul jayenge tumhe,karoge aakhe band,pas paoge hume,
banke dharkan dharakte he tere dil me,rakhoge hath,sine pe dharakata paoge.
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Raat ko 3 type k log jaagte hai.
1.Bhooth-Insaan ko darane k liye
2.Machhar-Insaan ko satane k liye
3.Husband & wife-Insaan ko banane k liye
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Today 14th February is a very special day for sending all my love your way!
Happy Valentine Day.
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All u need is love, give me a chance to Love U, my sweet heart.
Happy valentine day.
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My heart to you is given,
Oh dear,do give yours to me,
We'll lock them up together and throw away the key ... :)
Happy valentine day.
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Remember that each time u fall I will never let u fall to the ground.Good Night!
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Kabhi dilse muskura kar dekhiye,
humari gazal gunguna kar dekhiye,
hum bhul jayenge upko ek shart par,
pehle up hume bhul kar to dekhiye.
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A boy started touching a girl.
Girl: Not touch me, all this after marriage.
Boy: OK call me after your marriage.
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Kaun kise dil me jagah deta he, per bhi sukhe patte gira deta he,
wakif he hum duniya ke riwazo se, dil bhar jaye to har koi thukra deta he!
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Santa: Why are you running so fast?
Sardar: To deliver this letter urgently.
Santa: Where?
Sardar: No time to read the address...!
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Tere bina hum jina bhul jate hai,
zakhmo ko seena bhool jate hai,
tu zindegi me sub se azeez hai,
tujse har baar ye kehna bhul jate he.
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Har tarf mukdar ki kami nikli,kabar bhi khodi to zami pathreli nikli,
leke meri LASH o JALANE gye,to kmbkht mre NASIB ki lakri bhi GILA nikli
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Upke sahar ka mausam suhana lage.Upki ek sham chura lu,agar bura na lage.
Up chahe to bhula do hume,par upko bhulane me hume zamana lage.
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Every second
I remember you.
Every minute
I miss you.
Every hour
I care about you.
Its all
Becose
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You are my Lovely Friend..!
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Zindegi k tufano ka sahil he tera pyar,dil k armano ki manzil he tera pyar.
Zindegi ban jaye jannat,agar mout aane tak sath rahe tera pyar.
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Patthar nehi sunta friyad kisi ki,
mehnet nehi jati barbad kisi ki,
pyar karne wale irade nehi badlte,
dur rahe kar bhi aati hai yad kisi ki
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You are the twinkle of my eyes.
The smile on my lips.
The joy of my face.
Without you I am incomplete.
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When I look at you,
I cannot deny there is god,
cause only god could have created some one as wonderful and beautiful as you.
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Wada karke nibana bhul jate he,
Laga ke aag buzana bhul jate he,
Unki to aadat ho gayi he,
Rulake hume wo mana na bhul jate he.
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Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!
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There's no special reason for this message,I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur
busy life & hope I can make u smile & say: I Miss U!
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I smile at whom I like,I cry for whom I care,I share with whom I love,
I laugh with whom I enjoy,I sms only to those whom I never want 2 lose
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Zindegi choti hai, magar sath nibhana bari mushkil bat hai, magar ye wada raha,
jabtak zindegi hamare pass hai, hamari dosthi upke sath hai.
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In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet,so she asked sardar.
Papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao.
Sardarji replied,u naughty!Pehle tum dikhao
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One day in my dream God asked me,how long do u need sweet friend?
I just dropped a drop of water in the ocean and said,untill u find this!!
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Pyar wo he jis me sachhai saath ho,
saathi ki har baat ka ehsaas ho,
uski har ada par naaz ho,
door rehkar bhi paas hone ka ehsaas ho.
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Santa phone par baat kar raha tha,
Banta- Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa- Bibi se.
Banta- Itne pyar se?
Santa- Meri nehi, tumhari bibi hai.!
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Kabhi hasata hai pyar,kabhi rulata hai pyar,har pal ki yad dilata hai ye pyar,
chaho ya na chaho,par upke hone ka ehsas dilata hai ye pyar.
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Teri galiyo ke chakkar katate katate kutte hamare yaar ho gaye.Tu to hamara na hua,
par hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.
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Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga,
ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga.
Sochta hoga kya dunga tohfe mai tujhe,
tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.
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Jane wo humse kya chupati thi,kuch tha uske hot pe,magar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab humne muh khulvya to pata chala sali gutkha kathi thi.
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Bandhan ko vishvas nehi kahte,
har aasu ko jazbat nehi kahte,
kismat se milte he riste zindgi me,
isliye risto ko kabhi ittefaq nehi kahte.
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Reality of Life ----
"Love is a medicine for any kind of pain, but there is no medicine,
found in the world for pain given by Love"
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These r the wonderful pairs in this world: Heart & Beats, Night & Moon,
Birds & Songs, Roses & Love, You & Your smile. So keep smiling.
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A day may start or end without a message from me,but believe me.
It won't start or end without me thinking of you.See,I just did! Take care!
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Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those,
who are confident. So begin your day with great confidence.
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Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.Friends as solid as diamonds &
success as bright as gold.These are my wishes for u today.
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Mohabbat ko jab log khuda mante he,pyar karne walo ko kyu bura mante he?
Jab zamana hi patthar dil hai,fir pattharo se kyu log dua mangte he?
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Zindegi meri aasu me dhal gayi,sare zamane ki mujse nazar badal gayi,
waqt ne aisa sitam kiya hai yaaro,ki har arzu mere hatho se fisal gaye.
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Wishes you a many many happy returns of the day.May you be blessed with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.Happy Birth Day to you.
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Good relations doesnt need any promises,terms or conditions.
It just need to wonderful people - one who can trust & one who can understand.
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Mere dost mujhse gila karte hai,ki hum unse kum mila karte hai,par wo nadan,
itna nehi samajhte,ki sitare dur se hi roshni diya karte hai.
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Arz kiya hai.
Agar asman tak hamare hath jate,
Agar asman tak hamare hath jate.
To chand sitare to kya,pariyo ki BRA aur PANTY bhi utar late
*********************
Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka isara yad rahta he,har pyar ko upna pyar yad rahta he,
do pal jo unki baho me guzre ho,mot tak wo nazara yad rahta he
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Roz koi khwab tut jata hai,har roz koi upna ruth jata hai,na jane meri kismat me kya hai,
jise me yaad karta hu,wo mujhe hi bhul jata hai.
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Arz kiya hai.
Agar asman tak hamare hath jate,
Agar asman tak hamare hath jate.
To chand sitare to kya,pariyo ki BRA aur PANTY bhi utar late
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My heartiest good wishes to all members of your family on the auspicious day of Saraswati
Puja.May lord Saraswati showers blessings.
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Nishana jo le wo survir,
Nishane pe lag jaye wo teer,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo tasvir,
Aap jaise dosto ka sath mil jaye woh taqdir.
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Public bus me patni ne Sardar se kaha:Sunoji ye admi mere blouz me hath dal raha he.
Sardar:Koi bat nehi dalne do,tumhara purse mere pas hai
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Sardar interview
Q:Your name pleasez?
A:Baldev Singh.
Q:Sex?
A:3 times a week.
Q:No,I mean,male or female?
A:It doesnot matter,jo mil jaye!
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Hum wo nehi jo matlab se yaad karte hai,
Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai,
Upka paigam aye na aye,
Par hum har ghari intezar karte he.
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Waqt to hume bhula chuka hai,
Muqaddar bhi na bhula de,
Dosti dil se hum is iliye nehi karte,
Kyu ki darte hai,koi phir se na rula de.
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Ek khubsurati,ek tazgi,ek swapna,ek sacchai,ek kalpana,ek ahsas,ek aastha,ek vishvas.
Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat.
Good Morning.
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A special smile, special eyes, special look & special someone.
All these means that you are a special friend for me.
Good morning.
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Dhalti shaam ka khula ehasas hai,mere dil mei up ki jagah kuch khas hai.Up nehi hai,
malaum hai mujhe.Par dil kehta hai,up yahi mere paas hai
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Dreams visit us when we are asleep,but God is truly wise.He awakes us up each day and
gives us every chance to make our dreams a reality.
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Tairna hai to smandar me tairo,nadi nalo me kya rakha hai?Pyar karna hai to watan se karo,
in bewafa larko me kya rakha hai.
JAI HIND.
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Our life is full of Colors.
I hope this 26th January will add more colors to your life.
Happy Republic Day.
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A nation was searching for a piece of land.Now a piece of land searching for a nation.
Can any one help?
Happy Republic Day.
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Never forget the ones who sacrificed everything for the country..
Stand up and Salute your nation.Happy Republic Day.
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Other might have forgotten,
But never can I,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Republic day.
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31 states,
1618 languages,
6400 castes,
6 ethnic groups,
29 festivals,
1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE INDIAN.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.
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!! Jay Hind
Wishing you happy Netaji Subash Chandra's Birth Day.
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I mis u itna
U mis me jitna
I mis u tabse
U mis me jabse
I mis u tab tak
U mis me jab tak
U mis me najane kab tak
But I mis u marte dum tak
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Dosti se PYARA rishta ho nehi sakta!Duniya me har koi ise nibha na sakta.
Humara to upse o rishta hai,jise duniya kya,KHUDA v mita nehi sakta
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? ? ? ?
! ! ! !
Kya choch rahe ho?
Niche dekho!
.*""*.*""*.
* I MISS *
"*. U .*"
"*.*"
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Puri botal na sahi,ek jaam ho jaye.Milan na sahi,dua-salam hi ho jaaye.
Jinki yad me hum BIMAAR pare he,kam se kam unhe ZUKHAM to ho jaye.
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Parwa karo uski jo upki parwa kare,
Jindegi me kabhi upko ruswa na kare,
Jaan banke uter jao uski jaan me,
Jo jaan se zyada upko pyaar kare.
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Tuta jo dil to dukh hota hai,
kar ke use pyar,dil ab
bhi rota hai,
dard ka ehsas hota hai usi ko,
jo mohabbat pane ke baad khota he.
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Ek larki ek admi ke pas gayi,admi ne dekha or piche se khola or dal diya,
larki bahot khush thi! Paheli bar jo dalwa rahi thi,
MOBILE ME SIM.
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast?
Because....
90% of the boys are right handed.
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Is se pehle k raat ho jaye.
Kyu na ek mulaqat ho jaye.
Upne Mobile se ek pyara sa sms hi kar do.
Jis se shor bhi na ho aur baat ho jaye.
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Is nazar ko tumhara intezar rehta hai,dil tumse milne ko bekarar hota hai,
tum humse milo na milo,phir bhi is dil me tumhara pyar rehta hai.
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,
Aur gaum ko dil se azad karna,
Humari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi din me ek baar YAAD karna.
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Saanse jab tak he mere jism me,mai tumhara intezar kar lungi.
Tum khush raho is duniya me,mai to teri judai ke gam se bhi pyar kar lungi.
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Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,up ki ninde churayenge hum,har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
up ko ayega ghussa,us ghusse me hi yad to ayege hum.
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Kumwari kanya ko miss kehte hai,Uske chumban ko kiss kehte hai,
Miss ko kiss karna mushkil hai,Isliye kissmiss ke Bhav Tej rehte hai.
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Mausam ka ishaara hai,hasrato ne pukaara hai,
kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko....Yeh SMS ussi yaad ka ek ishaara hai.
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A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone.
Whenever U insert the Sim card of a smile.A beautiful day is Activated.Good Morning.
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Smile is a language of love.Smile is a way to get success.
Smile is to win the hearts.Smile improves your personality.So brush daily.GMorning
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Suraj ki paheli kiran boli,uth dekh kya najara hai.Maine kaha,thora rook,
pahale sms to kar lu us DOST ko,jo mujhe subah se bhi pyara hai.
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Santa: Jail ko hindi me Hawalat kyu kehte hai?
Banta: Kyun ki Jail mei khaane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi milti hai.
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My past says u met me.
My future says u wil care for me.
My present says u wil understand me.
But my heart says u wil always remember me!
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Why grls dont keep Mobile in top pocket?Cose PAHADO pe network nehi milta.
Why boys keep Mobile in pant pocket?Cose tower ke pas full network
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Nikal aye hai aansu RONE se pehle,tut jate hai sab khwab SONE se pehle,
kehte hai ki pyar ek SAZA hai,kash koi ROK sakta pyar hone se pehle.
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Meri har yaad me tum ho.
Meri har soch me tum ho.
Meri har dua me tum ho.
Meri har aas me tum ho.
Aur ek tum ho,
pata nehi kaha "GUM" Ho.
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Bula Di ne ANDDA tora,aur ANDDE se kuch nehi nikla.Bula Di ne Murgi se pucha, baat kya hai?
Murgi boli-Mera Murga ajkal CONDOM use karte hai
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DIL ko DIL se milaya upne,
dur hote huye bhi upna banaya upne,
kabhi bhul nehi payenge upko hum,
kyu ki yaad rakhana bhi sikhaya upne.
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I wish moon always be full & bright & U always be cool & right.
Whenever U go to switch off the light,remember that I am wishing U Good Night
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Ek bar karo na please,kisiko pata nehi chalega.Please karo na.Mujhe accha lage ga.
Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na.Ek pyara sa SMS.
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Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours.......toilet!
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Can we do romance in the midnight today?I'm in a good mood.
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito
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Mohabbat karne walo ko inkar accha nehi lagta,duniya walo ko ikrar accha nehi lagta.
Jab tak in dono vaag na jaye,inka pyar saccha nehi lagta
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Aaj dur se hi koi salam kar gaye,
apni yado ka gulam kar gaye.
Upni zingegi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye.
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Dil par patthar rakhna sikho,
upna dukh sanso se chupana sikho,
dard-e-dil hamai bhi hai,
magar humare tarah dard mai muskurana sikho.
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Sanso se pyari yade hai tumhari,
dharkan se pyari baate hai tumhari.
Tumhe yakin ho na ho,
is zindegi se pyari jaan tum ho humari.
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Muskurate ho to bizli gira dete ho,baat karte ho to diwana kar dete ho.
Nazar upki kam nehi kisi kayamat se,jaha v dekhte ho aag laga dete ho
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Dilo ki daastan use kaha qubul thi,meri wafaye uske liye fizool thi.
Koi aas nehi,par itna bata do
maine chaha tujhe,kya yehi meri bhul thi.
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Tasvir upki jo dil me basi he,saase humari jo upse judai he,dil na torna tasvir tut jayegi,
saase na rokhna hamari jaan chali jayegi.
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Feeling is a painting,never spoil it.
Face is a book,try to read it.
Love is precious,dont miss it.
Frndshp is a mirror,never break it.
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Dil se dil juda nehi hote,yu hi kisi par FIDA nehi hote.
Pyar se bara to dost,APNA RISHTA hai,kyu ki DOST kabhi BEWAFA nehi hote.
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Phul khilte rahe zindegi ki raah me. Hasi chamakti rahe teri nigaah me.
Kadam kadam par mile khushi tujhko, dil deta hai yehi dua tujhko.
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Khushi itni ho ki tum dikha sako,gum bus itna ho ki tum chupa sako.
Zindegi me dosti aisi rakhna,jiske liye tum mood-off me bhi muskura sako
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Log upna banake chhor dete hai,
rishta gairo se jor lete hai.
Hum to ek phool bhi na tor sake,
na jaane ye log dil kaise tor dete hai.
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Judai ka dukh ab seh nehi sakte,bhari mehfil me kuch keh nehi sakte.
Pucho humare behte ashqo se,wo bhi kahenge hum unke bin reh nehi sakte.
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Dil ne kaha yaad karte rahena,mann hi mann baat karte rahena.
Wo humare dard ki fariyad sune na sune,upna to farz hai unhe pyar karte rahena
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Dil me har raaz dabake rakhna,hoto pe muskurahat sajake rakhna.
Ye duniya sirf khusio me sath deti he,is liye upne aasu ko chupake rakhna.
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Do pal me hi up dil ke mehman ban gaye.Do baate ki,up jaan ban gaye.
Koi pas rehkar bhi upna nehi bana.Up dur rehkar bhi humari jaan ban gaye
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Wo laut aayega teri zindegi mai,jiska intezar tujhe
aaj bhi hai,maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse,lekin
meri duyao ki aasar aaj bhi hai.
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Aisi kon si cheez hai,jo kharidne wala pahenta nehi aur pahene wala kharidta nehi?
? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ?
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Answer - Dead body ka cloth
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Chand ko akela kabhi na paoge,
aagosh me sitar mil hi jaynge,
kabhi agar tanha ho,to ankhe band karna,
anjane chahre me bhi hume upna paoge.
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subah ka har pal zindegi de upko,
din ka har lamha khushi de upko,
jaha gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujre,
khuda woh jannat si zamin de upko.
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kisike paas aane me waqt lagta he,kisiko upna banane me waqt lagta he.
Jab manga upko khuda se,to usne kaha anmol chez pane me waqt lagta he.
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Har subject ke syllabus ko larkio ke mini skirt ke tarah hona chahiye.
Itna chota ki interest v bana rahe aur zaruri cheez v cover ho jaye.
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Roshni kab kam hui ye pata na chala,kab khushi gam hui ye pata na chala.
Unki yad mei istarah dube hum,aakhe kab nami hui ye pata na chala.
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Chand ne rab se chandni mangi,sitaro ne rabse roshani mangi.
Rab ne jab humse hamari chahat puchi,to humne har tohfe me tumhari dosti mangi.
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Unpe khatam sari chahat hogi,phir na kisi pe ye Inaayat hogi.
Kuch is tarah karenge yaad unko,na unko khabar hogi na zamane ko shikayat hogi
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Zakham jab mere sinepe bhar jayenge,aasu v moti banke bikhar jayenge.
Ye na pucho kis kis ne dhoka diya,warna kuch upno k chehre utar jayenge
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Ae gajal likhne wale,teri gajalo me ab wo dard bhari baat na rahi.
Le ja thora sa dard mujse,kiyu ki ab teri bhi to rate suhani na rahi.
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Gujarish humari wo maan na sake,mazburi humari wo jaan na sake.
Kahete hai marne ke baad bhi yaad rakhege,jeete jee jo hume pahechan na sake.
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Maa: Beti larka kaisa laga?
Beti: Acchha tha, par thora chota hai.
Maa: Beti, T.V. 14" ka ho ya 29" ka. Remote hamesha 6" ka hi hota hai.
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Arz kiya hai.
Na woh inkaar karti ha,
Na woh mujse pyar karti hai.
KAMBAKHT mere hi swapno mei aakar,mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
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Santa:Yaar mujhe subah ko saas lene me problem aati he.
Banta:Problem to aygi,subah jo baba ramdev ke chele sari oxygen jo khich lete hai!
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Ye duniya bhi bari ajib he,jab up chup rahete he to wo upko bewaquf samajti he or
jab bolte he to unka shak yaqin me badal jata he.
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> Nigahai ko nigaho se milakar to dekho
> Dil ki baat batakar to dekho
> Sab karib aaenge tumhare
> Ek hafta lagatar naha kar to deko
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Happiness always looks small.When we hold it in our hands.
But when we learn to share it.We realise how big & precious it is.
Good Morning.
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Sagar ki lehro ko dekhkar sochta hu,ye SAHIL se takra kar wapas laut jati hai.
Kya wo sahil se BEWAFAI ya sagar se WAFA nibhati hai!
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Girl: Mere mu me ungli dalo,meri gaar me ungli dalo,ab meri chut me ungli dalo.
Boy: To saali,ye lond kya tere bap ke gaar me dalu??
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Kareeb se tujhe jana to upna paya,tujhe dosti me ajmaya to upna paya.
Tujhe kya naam du ye samaj na aaya,
Dosti,Zindegi ya Aapna Saya.
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My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do.
I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.
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Har dil me dard chupa hota he,
byan karne ka andaz alag hota he.
Kuch log aakho me dard bata dete he,
or kisi ka dard hasi me chupa hota he.
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Bhigte rahe barisho me aksar,
kabhi mangi kisi se panah nehi.
Hasrate puri na ho to na sahi,
khwab dekhana koi gunah to nehi.
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Saviko sab kuch nehi milta,nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nehi milta,
ye dilwalo ki duniya hai ajib,kisise dil nehi milta to koi dilse nehi milta
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Jo log kehete he
"SABAR KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"
wo log bhul kahate he.
Kyo ki........Haqeeqat mai "SAB BRA KA FAL MEETHA HOTA Hai"
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Without your sms days are like:
"Moodoutday"
"Tearsday"
"Wasteday"
"Thirstda y"
"Frightday"
"Sufferday"
"Sadday"
so SMS me evryday.
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Mohabbat se hame kya umeed hoti he,mohabbat to beumeed hoti he.
Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada,bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti he.
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Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,
kisi ne hume diwana kaha.
In aakho me aasu tab aaye,
jab apno ne hume begana kaha.
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Bikhre ashqo ke moti hum piro na sake,teri yad me sari raat so na sake.
Bhig na jaye aasu se tasvir teri,bas yahi soch ke hum ro na sake.
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Baat aisi ho ki jazbat kam na ho,
khayalat aisi ho ki kavi gum na ho,
dil ke kone me itni si jagah rakhna,
ki khali khali lage jab hum na ho
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Dil me har raz dabake rakhna,hoto pe muskurahat sajake rakhna.
Ye duniya sirf khusiyo me sath deti he,is liye apne ansu cupake rakhna.
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Khwbo khyalo me tum roz aate ho,kabhi dard kabhi khusiya de jate ho.
Pyar karte ho mujhse tum,magar mere is sawal ka jawab taal jate ho.
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Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on,
with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Happy New Year.
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Years come and go,but this year I specially wish for you a double dose of health &
happiness topped with loads of good fortune.
*New Year*
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Keep on making wishes just to send good cheer,but they're all combind in a great
big wish for a very bright New Year.
Have a Great new Year.
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I opened an account for u at Gods Bank of Blessings & deposited 365days full of love,
faith & Joy!Enjoy withdrawing them daily.HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Wishing you happy new year.May you always keep in your heart the special beauty and
chear of new year.
*Happy New Year*
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The year has almost gone but made us strong.There were fears & tears but
we also had reasons to cheer. Wish you HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009.
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Sher kavi chupkar shikar nehi karte,bujdil kavi khulkr war nehi karte.
Or hum o he jo HAPPY NEW YEAR kehne k liye 1 Jan ka intejar nehi karte
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No archieves_card to give.No sweet_flower to send.No cute_graphics to forward.
Just a friendly heart wishing_you.
Happy_New_Year 2009.
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Throughout the coming year may your life be filled with little celebration of happiness.
Wishes you a bright happy & prosperous New Year.
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Sabke dilo me ho sabke liye pyar,Aanewala har din laye khushiyo ka tohar,
is ummid ke sath bhulke sare gum,new year ko hum sab kare welcome.
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Ful murjate acche nehi lagte,up niche khujate acche nehi lagte.Mousam accha he,
kisiko propas kar dalo.Roj bathrum me hilate acche nehi lagte
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O my dear,forget your fear,let all your dreams be clear,never put tear,please hear,
I want to tell one thing in your ear.
Happy New Year.
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Swapna kabhi saakar nehi hota,
Mohabbat ka koi aakar nehi hota.
Sab kuch ho jata hai is duniya me,
Magar dubara kisi se sacha pyar nehi hota
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Upko dekhne ki hasrat si ho gayi hai,ab is kadar chaht si ho gayi hai.
Up milo na milo humse,par upko dil me rakhne ki aadat si ho gayi he.
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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,to safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti.
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,to diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti.
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As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
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It's scientifically proven that suger can dissolve in water,
so pleas don't go outside when it's raining,cause u r the sweetest in this world
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If a smile could be a rain drop,I would wish that it keeps raining throughout your life.
So that there may be no place for tears in your life
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To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you.
Forget me not, forget me never.
Forget this text, but not the sender.
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Love start with eyes,grows with a kiss and end with tear.But friendship start with a smile,
grows with an understanding and end with death.
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In life when u get troubles,don't get nervous.Just close your eyes and follow your heart,
becose heart may be in left,but it is always right.
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Different phases of a man:
After engagement:
Superman.
After Marriage:
Gentleman.
After ten years:
Watchman.
After twenty years:
Doberman.
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This is your Cell Phone Operator.We just found out u are too dumb to use your phone,
so please put it on ground & start jumping on it.Thank U
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If I were a tear in your eye,I would roll down onto your lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye,I would never cry as I would be afraid 2 lose u
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Close your eyes....,
Relax your body....
and stop breathing as long as u can...
Now breath...
I miss u as much as u missed the air....
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel...!
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Sex karo daily,agar mil jaye wo akeli.
Na mile akeli,to pakar lo uski saheli.
Agar na mile saheli,to zindabad hatheli.
Par sex karo daily.
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Morning breeze,Morning coolness,Rising sun,Humming birds.Along with this
Little Heart.
Wishing a very GLORIOUS GOOD MORNING.
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I dont mind whether you love me or hate me...
Because if you like me,
I will be in your heart & if you hate me,
I will be in your mind....
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24Sweet hour make 1 sweet day.7Sweet days make 1 sweet week.4Sweet week make 1 sweet month.
But 1 sweet person like U makes entire life sweet 48
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Good man.He never smoked,drank & had no affair.When he died,
the insurance company refused the claim.They said,he who never lived,cannot die!
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man.
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If u delete this SMS u owe me sex.If u save this SMS u owe me a kiss.
If u forward this SMS to any one else u owe me both.So what'll u do now
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Friendship is needless,like philosophy,like art.It has no survival value,
rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
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Friendship never fades with time,become more tasteful like old wine,
a friend can understand words & convert the rolling tears into a smile.
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Have a HEART that never breaks,
Have a SMILE that never fades,
Have a touch that never Hurts,
Have a FRIENDSHIP that never ends,like ours!
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My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Good Night.
Have a sweet dream.
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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,becose sun rise in east &
sets in west but friendship rises in HEART & sets after DEATH
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If I see your smile,I don't need flowers,if I hear your voice,I don't need anybody else,
you just be my friend,I don't need the world!
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Wadiyo se suraj nikal aaya hai,fizaao me naya rang chaaya hai.
Khamosh kyu ho up,ab to muskurao,humdum ka sms upko GOOD MORNING kahene aya he
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Ek hasrat thi sacha pyar pane ki,magar na jane kyo chal pari andhiya zamane ki.
Mera gum koi na samajh paya,kyo ki aadat thi sabko hasane ki.
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Only the open heart receive love.Only the open mind receives wisdom.
Only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute 1s receive sms from me
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Smile a while & while u smile,smile another smile &
soon there will be miles of smile just because u smiled.I wish your day is full of smile
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Life has its ups & downs.Sometimes the sun shines,sometimes the rain lashes,
but then it takes both the sun & rain to make a rainbow.
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD & BAD GIRLS:
Good girls loosen a few butons when its hot.
Bad girls make it hot by lossening a few buttons!
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MOON has come to color your dreams,STARS to make them musical and
my SMS to give you warm and peaceful sleep.Good Night.Sweet Dreams..!
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I send this fish as a sign of friendship please take care of it &
keep it in mobile & daily put your mobile in water.
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A special smile,a special face,a special one I can't replace,I love you,
I always will,you have filled a space no one can fill... !
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Remember me like a pressed flower in your notebook.
It may not be having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence forever in your life
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Just before I got a call from the sky.Telling that they lost to star.But I kept quiet.
Cause I know where it is.It's in your beautiful eyes.
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Open your eyes,so the sun can rise,flowers can blossom,birds can sing,
as all are waiting to sea beutiful smile on your face&say Good Morning
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Distance exterminate ordinary loves and fortify deep and deathless loves like wind
that torn off candle and make blaze fire.
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As we grow older together,as we continue to change with age.
There is one thing that will never change.I will keep falling in love with you.
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If I never met u,I would not like u.If I didn't like u,
I would not love u.If I didn't love u,I would not miss u.But I did,I do and I will.
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We went as far as the sea.We went as far as the desert.
We saw the moon & stars.But never reached space,but u still left a space in my heart.
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I hear the bells ringing merry christmas may each hour of your christmas be bright and
cheery.
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In this season of joy I present my sincere wishes and the special gift of christmas
joy peace and love.
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Lots of loving wishes for you who all always be my best christmas gift and everything
to me merry christmas.
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May life bring its best to you may all your days be with good cheer not only
at christmas but all through the year.
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Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my
most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
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May this Chrismas tree beginning of Peace,Prosperity,Success,Love & Happiness.
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May you have a Merry Christmas filled with Loving Wishes and Beautiful Thoughts and
may the coming year of 2009.
*Happy Chrismas & New Year*
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Christmas ka ye pyara tyohar, jeevan mai laye khushiya appar,
SANTA CLAUSE aaye upke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
*MERRY CHRISTMAS*
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May the glow of christmas candles as they burn on christmas night touch your heart
with gladness and make your year bright.
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May warmest wishes happy thoughts and friendly greetings come at
christmas and stay with you the whole year through.
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Wishes of Happy
Christmas day
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Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight.
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Larki: Maa ye lund kya he?
Maa: Tu jab achchhi laski banegi to tujhe bhi ek milega.
Larki: Aur buri hui to?
Maa: To bahut sare milenge!
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Jankar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye,aajtak wo mujhe pehchan na paye,
khud hi karli bewafai humne,taki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.
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Meeting you was fate,becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.
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To live this life,I need a heartbeat.To have a heartbeat,
I need a heart.To have a heart,I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
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My silence doesn't mean I forget you.
My disappearance doesn't mean I don't care about you.
Because you are always in my heart...
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A special smile,a special face,a special someone I can't replace.
I love you,I always will,you have filled a space no one can fill!
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Life ends when u stop dreaming,hope ends when u stop believing and love ends when u
stop caring.So dream hope and love make life beautiful.
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Phul khushbuo ke liye,
Pyar nibhane ke liye,
Aakhe dil churane ke liye
or
yeh message upko meri yaad dilane ke liye.
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Arz kiya hai:
Aaj kal upke sms aana band hai,
Aaj kal upke sms aana band hai.
Khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai!!!
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Arz kiya hai:
Tamanna thi unki salwar kholne ki,bra ka huk torne ki,penty ka elastic torne ki.
Par dekho unki bewafai,Woh nangi hi chali aai
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Mohabbat ki kashti me swaar the hum,
Socha tha pauch jayege chahat ke gao me,
Dubne lage to ehsas hua,
Hum to baithe the kagaz ki naau me
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Every tear is a sign of commitment.
Evry silence is a sign of compromise.
Evry smile is a sign of attachment.
Evry sms is a sign of remember
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Dilko aata he jab bhi khayal unka,tasvir se puchte he haal unka.
Wo kabhi humse pucha karte the,judai kya he?Aaj samaj aaya hai sawal unka.
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Ruth ke up hume bhulane lage,itne dur hue ke bahot yaad aane lage,
kaise bhuladu up ko ek pal me,jab up jaise dost pane me hume zamane lage.
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Palke to aakho ki hifazat hoti he,dharkan to dil ki amanat hoti he.
Ye dosti ka rishta v bara pyara he,
kabhi cahat to kabhi shikayat hoti he
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Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter,
another summer too but there will never be another you!
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Fizao me tum ho,Hawao me tum ho,Baharo me tum ho,Ghataonme tum ho,Dhoop me tum ho.
Sach hi suna tha buri aatma ka koi thikana nehi hota.
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Masti aakho me hoti hai sharab me nehi,Bhakti shradha me hoti hai mandir me nehi.
Tu bhi jaan le,Dosti SMS karne se barti hai,parne se nehi.
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Waqt kahta he,mujhe gawana nehi.
Dil kahta he,mujhe lagana nehi.
Dost kahta he,mujhe azmana nehi.
Hum kahte he,hume bhulana nehi.
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Arz kiya hai:
Zubaan pe naam late hai,aakho se aasu chalak jate hai.Kabhi hazaro sms kiya karte the,
aaj ek sms ke liye taras jate hai.
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Phul hu gulab ka... Chamely ka mat samaz na.
Ashiq hu upka.... Up ki sahely ka mat samaz na.
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Har raat diye se saja rakhi hai,har hawaa se shart laga rakhi hai,
jane kis gali se gujre dost mera,har gali phulo se saja rakhi hai.
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Kisike pas kuch nehi,to hasti hai duniya,kisike pas sab kuch ho,
to jalti hai duniya.Humare pas hai up jaisa dost,jiske liye tarsti he duniya
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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone.
But sometime we don't have anyone when we need.So don't let your best buddies go ever.
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Aaj fir up nazar nehi aaye,fir tamannao ke phul murzaye.
Na jane kin galio me kho gaye up.Hum to POLICE STATION se PAGL KHANE tak dekh aaye.
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Subah udas hogi, sham udas hogi.
Shabnam pe pari meri lash uthane walo, ye lash usko dena, jiski tsvir mere pas hogi.
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A deep friend is like rainbow,when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between to hearts.
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Zindegi kisi ki amanat nehi hoti,amanat me kavi khayamat nehi hoti.
Humse dosti zara samval k karna,humari dosti ki quid me zamanat nehi hoti
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Some one may or may not be there but the only person who stays along with you even
upto the end in only you. So always be with you.
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Some love golden ship,
Some love silver ship,
But I love one ship,
That is your friend ship.
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Neend me bhi pukarte hai naam unka,dil me hamare hai pyar jinka.
Wo rahe chahe humse door jitna,lekin hum karenge intzar unka.
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Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohobbat,tabhi to chand mai daag hai.
Mumkin hai chand ne ki hogi bewafi,tabhi to suraj mein itni aag hai.
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I love my eyes when u look into them.I love my name when u say it.
I love my heart when u love it and I love my life when u are a part of it.
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Teri har subah muskurati rahe.
Teri har sham gungunati rahe.
Tu jise bhi mile is tarha se mile ki,
har milne wale ko teri yad aati rahe.
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Nite has end for another day,morning has come in a special way.
May u smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
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Suraj ki kiran chupaye to kaise,phulo ki mehak churaye to kaise.
Na aye upka message,to up hi bataye hum muskuraye kaise.Good Morning!
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A smile is the lighting system of the face,
cooling system of head and healing system of heart.So keep smiling all day.Have a nice day.
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As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise,may God open the heavens to shower u lots of
love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one
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Laila ko karna he impres,to Majnu ne khai minto fresh.
Jab Majnu ko karna tha impres,to Laila ne utara dress.Boli daba k dekh ye ekdam fresh.
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Share a heart which never breaks.
Have a smile which never hurts.
Give a touch which never pains.
Maintain a friendship which never ends.
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Geet ki jarurat mehfil me hoti he,pyar ki jarurat dil me hoti he.
Bin upke adhuri he zindegi,kyou ki upki jarurat pal pal hoti he!!
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Dosti ki judai ka gam mat karna,dur raho to dosti kam mat karna,
agar milo zindgi ke kisi mor par to,humko dekh kar aakhe band mat karna.
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Labo ki hasi uske naam kar denge,har khusi us par kurban kar denge.
Jis din hogi kami mere pyar me,us din zindegi maut ke naam kar denge.
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Boy-Larkiya pepsi ki tarha hoti he,jitna pio utna zyada maza aata he.
Girl-Larke juice ki tarha hote he,jab maza ane lgta he,khatm ho jate he
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Pahele haath me lo, phir muh me lo, phir thuk lagao, phir sidha karo, phir hole me dalo.
Uff.... kitna muskil hai sui me dhaga dalna.
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Upki muskan kabhi hoto se na chuute,duniya mai upse koi na ruthe,
meharban ho khuda itna uppe ke aasman ke tare bhi upki marzi se tute.
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Ek larki ne dance kiya to sab ne tali bajai.
Lekin nangi dance kiya to kisine tali nehi bajai.
Kyu ki ek hath se tali nehi bajti.
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Upki yad dil bekarar karti hai,nazar talash upko baar baar karti hai,
gila nehi jo dur hai hum upse,upki to judaai bhi humse pyar karti hai.
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If I never met u,I wouldn't like u. If I didn't like u,I wouldn't love u.
If I didn't love u,I wouldn't miss u. But I did,I do and I will.
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I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold u tight.
I would climb a thousand mountain just to be with u every single night.I miss u so much
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The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day. I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
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Kaun tha upna,kispe inayat karte,humko hasrat hi rahi hum v mohabbat karte.
Tune samza hi nehi is kabil,warna tujse ishq nehi teri puja karte
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Dil ko jiski talash thi.
Zindegi ke tufan me wo sahil na mila.
Koun kaheta he ki dil bahut najuk he.
Mujhe to dil se bara koi katil na mila.
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Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se urhte dhue me teri shakl nazar ati hai.
Tere khyalo me kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai.
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Waqt bdalta hai zindegi ke saath,zindegi badalti hai waqt ke saath.
Waqt nehi bdalta apno ke saath,bus apne hi badal jate hai waqt ke saath.
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Dosti ke phul har mosam me khilte hai.Dosti ke badal har mosam me barste hai.
Hum SMS kare ya na kare.Ye sach hai ke roz upko yaad karte he.
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Jagaya usne aisa ke,kabhi so na sake.Rulaya usne aisa ke,chup ho na sake.
Jane kaisi baat thi usme,jabse chaha use,tabse kisi ke ho na sake.
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Hum teri yado se pyar karte hai,hazar janam v tumpar nisar karte hai.
Fursat mile to likh vejna ek sms,usika to hum din rat intezar karte hai
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Phir chupke se yad agaya koi,meri aakho ko phir rula gaya koi,
kaise uska sukriya aada kare,mujh nachiz ko shayer bana gaya koi.
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Fear less,hope more,eat less,chew more,whine less,breathe more,
talk less good for u.Love more & all good things will be yours.
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We r each of us angels with only one wing & we can only fly by embracing one another.
U want to become angel?Come I will give my wing.Love U.
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Fir yad aye o bikhre hue nzare,palko pe rahe gye bujhte hue sitare.
Dil me machalne wale tufan tham gye he,arman zindegi k khamos ho gaye hai
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I wish I was ur bed,I wish I was ur pillow underneath ur head,I wanna be al around u,
I wanna hold u tight & be the one lucky enough to kis u
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Dear cute,Love is the best medicine & there is more than enough to go around once u
open your heart.Please open your heart for me with love.
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Arz kiya hai,
Tujhe kismat se chura na paye,
tujhe upna bana na paye,
tujh par marte rahe tamam umar,
par tujhko kabhi bata na paye.
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When two people love each other, they don't look at each other,
they look in the same direction. Believe it or not.
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Love bears al things,love believes all things,love hopes all things & most precious of al,
love endures all things.Come we love & make things
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If death is the only way we will part then let me die with u because I cannot live
without u.But I cannot die because my heart is with u.
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Larki ki saadi producer se hoti he,producer larki ko kehta he,pehle rehersl karle.
Larki:Reherasl director ke sath karli,up final shot lele.
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Santa- I kiss my wife daily before I go to office.
Banta- I kiss your wife after you go to office.
Santa- Oye balle balle,then I am first.
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Start a ,:*"*;,
,:*"*;, *;%,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ New day
With a clean heart.No tears,no fear,be happy.Good Morning.
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Chahne se koi chiz upni nehi hoti,har muskurahat khushi nehi hoti,
kehna to chahte hai bahut kuch,kabhi waqt to kbhi zuban saath nehi hoti.
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Har daag, daag nehi hota, har yaar wafadar nehi hota.
Ye to dil milne ki baat hai, varna saat phero mei bhi pyar nehi hota.
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In words, love can be read.
In actions, love can be measured, but others don't know that even in silence
love can be heard.
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"A" "Rose say I miss you"
"A" "Smile say I like you"
"A" "Ring say I help you"
"But my small S.M.S say"
"I will never forget you"
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Sada haste raho,jaise haste hai ful.Duniya k sare gam tum jao bhul.
Charo taraf phailao khushiyo k geet.Isi ummid k sath MUBARAK HO UPKO EID.
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Rat ko naya chand mubarak.
Chand ko chandani mubarak.
Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Aur upko aur upki family ko hamari traf se
"EID MUBARAK"
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Na jane log kyu darte he,kuch log to sms bhi nehi karte he,
or kuch aise bhi hai is duniya me,jo Miss Call mar ke bhi balance check krte hai.
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Ujalo me rahe ke andhera mangta hu.Rat ki chandni se savera mangta hu.
Sone chandi ki nehi jarurat.Mai to har saso me tera basera mangta hu.
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Ek to upse meri mulaqat nehi hoti.Khawbo me aati hai to baat puri nehi hoti.
Message karke dil nehi varta mera,kyuki usme upki awaz nehi hoti
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A loving memory of a friend like you can never replace,
deep in my heart you will always stay freshly remembered evrydy till my life ends.
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May Allah fill your heart with happynes,your home with love and your life with peace,
wishing you and your family EID MUBARAK.
*Eid Mubarak*
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A loving memory of a friend like you can never replace,
deep in my heart you will always stay freshly remembered evrydy till my life ends.
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Tarif to sabhi karte hai mere sms ki,magar sms koi nehi karta.
Hum to sabhi ko rojana yaad karte hai.
Par hume koi yaad nehi karte.
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Ishq ke sahare jiya nehi karte.Gum ke pyalo ko piya nehi karte.
Kuch nawab dost hai humare.Jinko pareshan na karo to,wo yad v nehi kiya karte
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Jawab na de sako to sawal mat karna.
Inkar na sun sako to izhar mat karna.
Tut jate he aksar dil.
Islye nibhana na sako to pyar mat karna.
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Aaj didar,kal yaar,parso pyaar.
Phir ekrar,phir intezar,phir takrar,phir darar,sari mehnat bekar.
Aur aakhir mei ek aur devdas.
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Har fuli hui roti kacchi nehi hoti.
Har aasu bahane wali sacchi nehi hoti.
Our har school jane wali larki bacchi nehi hoti.
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Khamosi bhi bahut kuch kahe jati he,tarpne ke liye yade de jati he.
Kya fark parta he dil tute ya shisa,tutne ke bad sirf khanak rahe jati he
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Woh nadiya nehi aansu they mere,jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhei yeh chahat thi meri,isliye hum aasu bahate rahe.
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Sometimes in life we think we don''t need anyone.But sometime we don''t have anyone when
we need.So don''t let your best buddies go ever.
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,par roj intezar me palke mat bichana
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Sath chalne ke liye sathi cahiye,aasu rokhne k liye muskan cahiye.
Zinda hone k liya zindegi chahiye,zindegi jine k liye up jaisa dost cahiye
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Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love,
then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna.
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna.
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
din me ek baar yaad karna.
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Excuse me,
Aagar up abhi soye nehi ho aur sms par rahe ho to good night.
Aagar up so gaye ho aur sms subah me mila to good morning.
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Arz kiya hai!!
Swavan aate hi murjhaye huye phool bhi khil jaate hai.
Sms free kya hue, up jaiase ullu bhi shayar ban jaate hai.
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Baat baat pe log ruth jate he,hath unse anjane me chhut jate he.
Kahete he ki bara najuk he pyar ka rista,isme haste haste v dil tut jate he.
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Tumse roz milne ko dil karta he,sunne or sunane ko dil karta he.
Teri muskan ka andaz hi kuch aisa he,ki sab kuch bhul jane ko dil karta he.
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Ab is dil se ye gawara nehi hota.
Inbox me koi SMS tumhara nehi hota.
Bhul se SMS kar diya karo.
Sirf yad karne se hi gujara nehi hota.
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Mohabbat ka sila kuch nehi.Ek gum ke siva humko mila kuch nehi.
Sare arman jalkar khak ho gaye.Log phir bhi kehate hai ki jala kuch nehi.
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Santa ko kisi ne swapne me maar daala,to usne upna Bank A/C band kar diya.Kyu ki,
Bank wale kehte the "Hum upke swapno ko haqikat me badlenge
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A girl may not help U to get lot of marks.But marks may help U to get lot of girls.
So Love your studies,not girls.
"BOYS FUTURE COMMITTEE"
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Chand pe agar nur naa hota,to tanha maan majbur na hota,
khuda ki kasam hum upse milne roj aate,agar upka ghar itni dur naa hota.
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Pyar itna karo ki kam na ho.Bharosa itna karo ki koi sahk na ho.
Intezar itna karo ki waqt na ho.Dosti itna karo ki koi nafrat na ho.
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Kya yaar tum bhi kitne ajib ho,mere dil ke kitne karib ho,na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujhase zyada garib ho?
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Sanso ki mahak ho ya chehre ka nur,chahte he upko to humara kya kasur.
Khuda se ek din hum puchenge zarur,ki chand se kyu he uski chandni dur
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Arz hai-
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho.....
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho.....
Aur mohabbat aise karo ke baccha na ho....
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Pina chahte the hum sirf ek jaam,par pite pite sham se shuba ho gai.
Behke behke kadam dheere dheere chale,is liye aane me zara si der ho gai
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SECRET OF WINTER LIFE
Morning:
Two EGGS with MILK!
Evening:
Two PEGS with CHIPS!
Night:
Two LEGS with LIPS!
Enjoy WINTER with my TIPS!
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