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Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
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Relience ka bed,
BSNL ka bistar,
Airtel ka takiya,
TATA ki rajai,
or uske undar ek sexy larki.
Phir.. Hutch.. Hutch.
What an Idea?
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Ek Larki thi diwani,mere lond pe marti thi,chori chori chupk chupke chut pe khujli krti thi,
chudwana chahti thi,par mere mote lond se drti thi
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Yad hoti nehi seene se lagane k liye,aasu hota nehi aakho se bahane k liye.
Wo mila tha ek lamhe k liye,aab umar chahiye usko bhulane k liye.
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Rote rote aaj ye din nikal gaya,Haste haste mausam yu badal gaya.
Sawan aaye the khushiyo ki,Par upki raha dekhte dekhte ye din bhi dhal gaya
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Lady:Mere bobs chote he,kya karu?
Doctor:Roz aana,mai chus ke bare kar dunga.
Lady:Mai apne pati ko bhi lekar aaungi,uska lond bhi chota hai
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Bin sawan barsat nehi hoti,suraj dube bina raat nehi hoti.
Kya kare ab kuch aisi halat hai ki upki yad aye bina dinki suruwat nehi hoti.
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Larkiyo se karo pyar,utaro unki salwar.
Usme dalo apna hatiyar.
Maza rakho barkarar.
9 mahine ke baad paao upahaar.
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Dosti or mehndi me khas farak nehi hota.
Dono ek kaam kar jati hai.
Zindgi mai khushiyo ke rang deti hai or khud FANNAH ho jaati hai..!
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Katil lagta hai aadmi,Jab uske haath main TALWAAR hoti hai.
Us se bhi katil lagti hai AURUT,Jab uske badan pe na KURTA na SALWAAR hoti hai.
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Dosti karo college wali se,pyar karo office wali se,moj karo paros wali se,
love karo dil wali se,aankh larao sali se.
Maar khao ghar wali se
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Girl:Na chero larkiyo ko,paap hoga.Kal tu v kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Boy:Khuda kare teri baat sacchi ho.Jo mujhe baap kahe o teri bacchi ho
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Happiness is always enhanced by the good wishes of others this very special day means
so much to all of us happy anniversary.
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Koi din mei karta hai,Koi raat mei karta hai,Kisi ko 2 ghnte mei hota hai,
Kisi ka raat bhar bhi nehi hota.
Tum kab krte ho
MOBILE CHARZE.
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Itna aitbar to apni saso ka na tha,jitna upki bato par krte hai.
Itna intezaar to apni dharkano ka na kia,jitna upke aane ka karte hai.
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Barish ka pani,kagaz ki kashti.Daru ki botal,acchhi si ghashti.
Ye jawani & sex do pal ki masti.
Condom lagana dost,ye luly nehi sasti.
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One heart loving U!
Two eyes looking at U!
Six sense missing U!
24 Hours thinking abut U!
Seven days mesaging U!
Hundred years I need U!
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Mohabbt & dosti wafa ke siwa kuch v nehi.Duniya me gum ke siwa kuch v nehi.
Upke pas hmare siwa sab kuch hai.Humare pas upke siwa kuch v nehi
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Why r condoms only sold in packets of 3 and 12?
Packs of 3 r for
young people-Morning,aftrnoon,night & pack of 12 for old people-Jan to Dec
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Do you know the meaning of COLLEGE. It means
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally
So Boys go college regularly.
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Ye chohti si yad baraa sila degi.Gulab ki tarah upka chehra khila degi.
Mat chorna kabhi humari yado ko.Ye yad khud upko humse mila degi.
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Kasam dekar mujhe majbur na karo,Khud tanha ho jau itna gurur na karo.
Mana up pe mera haq nehi,Par upni yado ko to mujse dur na karo.
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May the lord give you a heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries,
a life free from hatred & a body fee from illness. Good morning!
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Life may not be what you planned. Frustrations are hard to understand but God reigns
up above in control of everything. Good Morning!
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May your day begin with a gentle ray of hope,
be filled with moments of love and end with a soft note of peace, wishing you a fine day!
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The first sunlight to touch your face is my whisper to god to take care of
you and make your day a pleasant one. Good morning!
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My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams!
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As the day turns to night,keep your worries out of sight,close your eyes &
go to sleep for all the good times are yours to keep.Good night!
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A simple message for you to read as this day begins. Take care. Simple.. short..
but sincere! Good morning!
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Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way,
but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day. Good morning!
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Another beautiful morning is the Lord's gift to us.
May its radiance and warmth continue to breathe life and love to you. Good Morning.
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Kitaab-E-Ishq par rahe the,humara bhi naam usme jura hua mila.
Humne upne naam ka panna khola,kismat to dekho,wo hi panna mura hua mila.
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Lying on my bed, looking at the clock. I wonder how have you been today.
Hope that everything is fine. Wish you sweet time to sleep tonight.
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3 sentence for success written by William Shakespeare
1)Know more than others
2)Work more than others
3)Expect less than others
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BHAGWAN ko GUSSA kab aata he?
Jab Koi KUWARI larki PREGNET ho jati he.
Aur uski maa bolti he,he Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya..!
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Mohabbat karne walo ke dil tut hi jate he.Hath aksar hatho me chhut hi jate he.
Jinki wafa par hota he bharosa,aksar wo shaks ruth hi jate he
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Rose is famous for grace.
Advocate is famous for his case.
Horses are famous for race.
But you are famous for smile on your face.
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Swapna kabhi sakar nehi hota.Mohabbat ka koi aakar nehi hota.
Sab kuch ho jata hai,magar zindegi me dobara kisi se sacha pyar nehi hota.
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Stars light stars bright you are the only star I see tonight.I wish,I may.
I wish I might be there guarding your dreams tonight,good night.
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Savera kya huya,sitaro ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya,chand ko bhul gaye.
Gujare kya kuch pal hamare bina,up hume yad krna bhul gaye.
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Kalam uthayi he,lafz nehi milta.Jisko dhund rahe he,wo shaqs nehi milta.
Firte he wo zamane ki talash me,bas hamare liye unhe waqt nehi milta
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Upne karam se o mera muqaddar bana gaye.Qatre ko pal me smuandar bana gaye.
Fulo se narm tha kabhi dil mera.Itna tarpaya ke patthar bana gae.
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Pahuch hai hamari chand tak.
. . . . . . .
Ye tare bhi salam kiya karte hai.Ye aasma bhi jhuk jata hai.
Jab hum upko yaad kiya karte hai.!
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Things to take note when you sleep. 1st miss me, 2nd think of me, 3rd hug me,
4th love me. Try to sleep now close your eyes. Good night.
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Kash ye message hum hote.Upke nazro ke samne to hote.Bhale hi up hame nazar andaz kar dete.
Kuch pal ke liye hi sahi,hum upke pas to hote.
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Chandani Chauk ka fawara na hota.
India gate ka nazara na hota.
Fashion me larkio nanga na hota.
To India ka koi bhi larka aawara na hota.
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Roop se aksar pyar nehi hota.Man caha to sapna sakar nehi hota.
Har kisi pe na mar mitna.Har kisi ke dil me sacha pyar nehi hota.
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Papu plane me pilot se headphone chin raha tha.
Pilot- Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Papu- Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sunega kya..!!
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Dil ki raho ke yaar ho tum,mohabbat ki fiza-o-bahar ho tum,
meri dubti naw ki patwar ho tum.Bas itna bata do kis PAGAL KHANE se farar ho tum?
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Adhura he asma SITARO ke bina,Adhura he samundar KINARO ke bina,
Adhuri he FIZA baharo ke bina.
Or adhuri he ye ZINDEGI up jaise YAAR ke bina
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Arz kiya hai.
___________
Teri ankho me aasu aur chere pe hashi hai. . . . .
Aisa lagta hai,jaise teri lulli zip me phasi hai.
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G=Go to bed
O=Off the light
O=Out of tensions
D=Dreams come
N=Nice sleep
I=Ignore worries
G=Get up early
H=Have a nice night
T=Thanks god
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Ek din hamara aasu humse puch baithe,Hume roz roz kyu bulate ho?
Humne kaha,hum yad to unhe karte hai,najane tum kyu chale aate ho.
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Yu hi kisiko dil diya nehi jata,kisiki yad me ab jiya nehi jata.
Up humse itni dur chali gayi ho ki,upka chehra bhi samaz me nehi aata.
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Kar sitam kitne bhi mujh,par is dil me dhadkan tere nam ki hi hogi
khawish to adhuri hai bahot si,magr akhari khawish tere didar ki hi hogi
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Life is a public Bus stand.
Love is a bus,it will come & go at any time.
But frndship is plat form.It will be forever. . .
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Court me divorce ke time.
Husband:-I am sexualy not satisfied with my wife.
Wife:-Haramkhor saara mohalla khush he,tu kahaa ka nawab he?
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If you deceive someone you lose one of lifes greatest treasures you
lose the capacity to trust,because without trust love is not possible.
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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning. Hoping that you have the perfect day. have a nice day.
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Arz kiya hai.
Gaur farmaiyega.
COLLEGE se niklte hi kitabe seene se laga leti ho.
Hum kya mar gaye he,jo khud hi daba leti ho..!
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Pyar to bahana hai.Aakhe mile na mile,lips ko milana hai.
Ye style he sab ashiqo ka.Kyu ki Raj Kapoor ka nai,
Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai.
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Hasi k liye gum qurban,khushi k liye aasu qurban,dost k liye to JAAN bhi QURBAN.
Agar dost k girlfriend mil jaye to Sala dost bhi qurban.
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85 Saal ki buddhe ne 18 Saal ki larki se saadi ki.
Suhagrat pe dono khub roye.
Kyu ki larki kuch janti nehi thi or buddha sab bhul gaya tha.
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Girl: Hey bhagwan! Please larko ka lound thosa khubsurat banao.
God: Itna ganda hai phir bhi chus leti ho,acchha banane par to kha hi jaogi.
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Breast milk
A)No need to boil
B)Cat can't steal it
C)Available in attractive containers
D)Popular in all age groups
E)Ek pene k baad ek free
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Devdas ne Paro ke ghar ke samne susu kar diy.Paro ne pucha-Dev,ye tumne kya kiya?
Dev ne bola-gam itna jyada tha ki aasu apna rasta bhul gaye
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Duniya me nehi,hum dilo me rehte hai.Humse milne ko log apna nasib kehte hai.
Jisne bhi humse dosti ki,duniya wale use khushnasib kehte hai.
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Hum kabhi upno se khafa ho nehi sakte.Dosti ke riste bewafa ho nehi sakte.
Up bhul ke so jao,hum upko yad kiya bina so nehi sakte.Good Night.
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Mere liye uske dil me cahat na thi.Kisi khushi me uski ahat na thi.
Maine dil uske kadmo me rak dia.Par use zamin pe dekne ki adat na thi.
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Hum o roshni hai,jo dost ko roshan kar jayenge.Tere pyar ki ek chingarise jal jayenge.
Ek sms karke dekh,dafan hui kabar se reply kar jayenge
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"HONEY MOON"
H-Hey,mat karo
O-Oh,na dabao
N-Nipple dukhti hai
E-Etna lamba
Y-Ye dalo gey
M-Mar gai
O-Or dalo
O-Or tez
N-Nikal gaya
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Define BREAST.
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
B-Beautiful
R-Round shaped
E-Equipment
A-Amazingly
S-Soft with
T-Tasty milk 91
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Haath mai lu to dabane ko dil karta he.Dabalu to chusne ko dil karta he.
Chus lu to dil nehi bharta.Kyu ki sal me to ek hi bar aata he Aam.
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Ek murga ek murgi ke peeche bhag raha tha.Achanak murgi car k neeche aagayi aur mar gayi.
Murga: Saali ne jaan dedi,magar ijjat bacha li.
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Bathroom me ek boy ne ek girl ko har jagah touch kiya.
Kya tum jaante ho ki wo boy kaun he?
Stupid,wo hai
LIFEBOY
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; . Special
<("") Coffee
'''' for u
I mixed with love & happiness but there is no sugar.Becose I know u r very sweet.
GOOD MORNING
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Rista humara is jaha me sabse pyara ho,jaise zindegi ko saso ka sahara ho.
Yad karna hume us pal me,jab tum akele ho aur koi na tumhara ho.
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Tere bin jina sikh liya maine.Zindegi ka zaher pina sikh liya.
Ab cahe kitne bhi gum de do mujhe,kyo ki dard me bhi muskurana sikh liya maine
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Milna bicharna sab kismat ka khel he,kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel he,
bik jata he har rishta duniya me,sirf DOSTI yahan NOT FOR SALE he.
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Har murda dead nehi hota.kaise kahu,par sach he
har koi up ki tarah MAD nehi hota.
M >Mera
A >Achchha
D >Dost
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Nafrato se bhari is duniya me koi he jo hamari khushiyo ki fikr karta he.
Khuda unki har tamnna puri kare,jo duao me bhi hamara jikr karta he
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Hi, No sms,no calls!
Why?
Did not Recharge?
Ok fine.
I am sendng u the recharge card no:
lllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Scratch with blade.
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Muskan upke miss call se milti hai,dil ko rahat upke call se milti hai.
Ye silsila band mat karna,Q ki dil ki dharkan upke sms se chalti hai.
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Peete nehi hai,fir bhi upke pyar me dub jaane lage,up hi sochiye ke kitne pyare ho up.
Jo khuda ko chor kar,hum upki kasme khane lage.
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Ek nangi larki ne bar me order diya.Waiter dekhta raha.
Larki-Kavi nangi larki nehi dekhi?
Waiter-Mai soch raha hu,tu paisa kaha se nikalegi
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How to recharge your sex card?
Scartch Panty,press Boobs,enter Lond & hear sound aah!
Your sex card is recharged with 9 months validit.
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Saso se pyari yaade hai tumhari,
Dharkan se pyari baate hai tumhari,
Tumhe yakin ho na ho,
is zindegi se pyari dosti hai tumhari.
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Ek khusbu gulab k sath,Thori si hasi mazak k sath,
Ek yad mulakat k sath,Nayi subha ki pehli kiran k sath,
Hamesha khush raho meri duao k sath
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Full name of bank
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bare Chor
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB-Bank Of Bhikari
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
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Mehkte phul ne salaam veja he.
Khilti kali ne pegaam veja he.
Zindegi me khush rahena mere yaar.
Upke dost ne upko raat ka salaam veja he.
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Lady:Mujhe bacchha nehi ho raha.Saheli:Tumhare pati me fault hoga.Lady:Unme nehi.
Saheli:kyo?Lady:Q k pure maholle me to fault nehi ho sakta.
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Lady:Mujhe bacchha nehi ho raha.Saheli:Tumhare pati me fault hoga.Lady:Unme nehi.
Saheli:kyo?Lady:Q k pure maholle me to fault nehi ho sakta.
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Der sexscriber,ur sex balance is low.Ur acount wil b put into virginity mod.
Pl refuk as soon as posible 2 keep ur acount active.Condoms aply
*********************
shadi hone par LADKIYA apne maang me SINDUR kyu lagati hai?
Isse pata chalta hai ki is plot ka BHUMI PUJAN ho chuka hai.
*********************
Pyar se pyar krna bhi ek nasha he.Dil leke dil dena bhi ek nasha he.
Dilo me dard to hota hi he.Mgar us dard ko pena bhi ek nasha he.
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Son:Papa unty ka pet Q fula hai?Papa:Tujhe sab pata hai.
Son:Nehi papa.Papa:Unty k pet me pani bhara he.Son:Are aise to baby dub jayega.
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Baat baat pe log ruth jate he,Hath usne anjane me chhut jate he.
Aehte he bara najuk he pyar ka rista,Isme haste haste bhi dil tut jate he.
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Birth is-START OF LIFE..
Beauty is-ART OF LIFE..
Love is-PART OF LIFE..
Deth is-END OF LIFE..
But, Friendship is-HEART OF LIFE.
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Ye dosti chirag hai,Jalaye rakhna.Ye dosti khushbu hai,Mehkaye rakhna.
Hum rahe up ke dil me hamesha,Itni jagaha banaye rakhna.
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Raat khamosh hai,chand khamosh hai,par dil me shor ho raha hai.
Kahi aisa to nehi,ek pyara sa dost ko bina Good Night kahe so jau.
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Mushkilo se kavi mulakat na ho,Udas baitho kavi aisi koi baat na ho.
Dua hai mehfilo se saje zindegi upki,Bus pukar lena agar koi sath na ho.
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Kasam dekar mujhe majbur na karo,Khud tanha itna gurur na karo,
Chalo mana k up pe mera koi haq nahi,Par apni yado ko to mujse dur na karo.
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Pappu-Miss,up ne kal mujhe
Call ki thi?
Teacher-Maine to koi
Call nehi ki.
Pappu-To phir mere Mobile
pe kyu likha tha
1 Miss call
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Zindegi kitni hasin hogi,Jab hum honge tum honge or humare Chote-Chote pyare pyare
Message Honge..
*Up kya samajhe!*
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L-Land of sorrow
O-Ocean of tear's
V-Valley of death
E-End of life
So Never Fall in LOVE.
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Santa ne kitab parte huye bibi k panty me haath dala.
Biwi:Sex karna chahte ho?
Santa:Nehi,Page palatne k liye ungli gili karni thi!
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Sikayat rahti hai unko har pal ki,humko mohabbat karni nahi aati.
Kuch shikwa to is dil ko bhi hai unse,lekin hume sikayat karni nahi aati.
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Agar mujse mohbbat nehi to rote q ho?Tanhai me mere bare me sochte q ho?
Agar manzil judai he to jane do mujhe.Lot k kab aaoge,puchte q ho?
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Who Is "FRIEND"
F-First For Me.
R-Real For Me.
I-Inspires me.
E-Encourage me
N-Never Forgets Me.
D-Dear!
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Santa road pe ja raha tha.Raste me use gobar para dikha.
Wo jhuka,aur ungli se taste karke bola,"shukr hai mera pair nai para"
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Boy:Mom aaj mera dost ghar aah raha hai.Ghar ke sab kilone chopa dijiye.
Mon:Kyou tera dost chor hai kya?Boy:Nehi,o aapne kilone pahchan lega
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Banta: Sab insano ka blood group alag kyu hota he?
Santa: Taki machhar ek hi tarah ka khun pike kahi bor na ho jaye.
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Mere dil ki dhadkan
_/\_/\_/\_
Jab Tum Mujhe yaad krate ho
_/\/\_/\_/\/\_
Jab yaad nahi karte
------
Yaad kiya Karo Yaar DIL Ka Mamla hai
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Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye,Zindegi ati hai char palo ke liye,
Agar ye char pal upke sath guzre to,Samjho zindegi jee li maine dosti k liye
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Dard dene wale bahut milte he,mgar dard lene wale kam milte he.
Najuk waqt me hume yad karna,kyo ki zindegi me chahne wale bahut kam milte he
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Kyo dhoka dete hai log pyar me.Do mulakato me apna jatete he pyar me.
Kisi ko kuch dena to sikha nhi,bus ansu aur yade de jate hai pyar me.
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Kash wado ka matlab wo samaj pate,hmari khamosi ka matlab wo smjh pate,
nazre kaheti he hazaro bate,kash hamari ek nzar wo samajh pate.
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><((((((:>
Ye fish hamari dosti ki nisan hai.Ise samalkar rakhna.
Aur ye mar na jaye isliye mobile me pani dalna.
><((((((:>
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Diye gairo k ghar jalaye tune.Mere jalte chirag bujhaye tune.
Agar torna hi tha mohabbat ka aashiyan.Khwab mujhe hasin kyu dikhaye tune.
*********************
Kitne paas or kitne dur hai hum,Khuda janta hai kitne majbur hai hum.
Saza ye hai ke hum mil nehi sakte,Or gunaah ye hai ke beksoor hai hum.
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Mathe pe bindiya,ankho me kajal,chehra tumhara chand.
Badal aanchal ho khubsurti se apke nehi koi gila,bas shuru kardo humse pyar ka silsila.
*********************
Dil ki kitaab ka panna chura gaya koi.Neend ankhon se uraa gaya koi.
Intezaar karne ki aadat nehi thi.Fir bhi intezaar karna sikha gaya koi.
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Kya mila pyar me zindagi ke liye,
Roz ek aansu piya kisi ke liye,
Wo gairo me khushiya manate rahe,
Hum tarasate rahe ek hasi ke liye.
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Ho sake to pyar ka etbar karke dekhna,lafzo se iqrar karke dekhna,
junun ki hud se aage nikal jayenge up,sirf ek bar humse izhar karke dekhna
*********************
Apni surat ka kabhi to didar de.Tarap rahi hu aub aur na intzar de.
Apni awaz nehi sunani to mat suna.Kam se kam ek missed call hi mar de.
*********************
U can control your breath,but not death.U can control your life,
but not your wife.U can control your emotion,but not your
"LOOSE MOTION"
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Dil tuta to fariyaad karoge tum,hum chaale gaye to yaad karoge tum,
aaj kehte ho waqt nehi hai,ek din mere liye waqt se fariyaad karoge tum.
*********************
Har baat ka jawab inkar nehi hota,Har jagah rukna intazar nehi hota.
Uhe to milti hai hazaro se nazrei,Har nazar pyar nehi hota.
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
''PEPSODENT''
*********************
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti he.
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Yad tumhari na aye aisa hum hone nehi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nehi denge.
Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raatko tumhe sone nehi denge
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May the brightness,cheer,warmth,and joy of the season bring prosperity,
health and wealth for u and your family in the new year.HAPPY DIWALI.
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Diyo ki roshni
patakho ka dhamal
suraj ki kirne
khusiyo ki bochar
chand ki chandni
apno ka pyar
mubarak ho apko diwali ka tyohar
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Jhilmilate deepo ki aabha se prakashit ye diwali aap k Ghar-Aangan me Dhan Dhanya,Sukh,
Samridhi ke aanat Aashirbad le kar aaye.Happy Diwali.
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Pani se tasvir kaha banti hai,Khwabo se takdir kaha banti hai.
Kisi ko chaho to sache dilse,Kyuki ye zindagi bar-bar kaha milti hai.
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Na Pyar
Na Yaar
Na Mohabat
Na Dosti Yaaro
Aaj K Devdas ki baat mano,
Na Chandramukhi
Na Paaro,
Bus har larki pe line maro
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Parchayi upki hamare dil me hai,Yaade upki hamari ankho me hai.
Kaise bhulaye hum upko yaar?Yaari upki hamari saanso me hai.
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Hasa kar hume rula mat dena,Khaas banake gair bana mat dena.
Mana ki upse roz milte nehi,Is baat ka bahana bana kar bhoola mat dena.
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Tere jisam pe hum marte hai,Teri sanso se nasha karte hai,
Tujhe chumne k liye duniya se larte hai,Tu lakhon me ek.
Tu Hai Meri
*GOLD FLAKE*
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Nafrat upse koi kar nehi sakta.Upki dosti ka karz koi bhar nehi sakta.
Dil k sabse karib hai upki dosti.Upse bhi pyara dost koi ho nehi sakta
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Pyar ki o misaal bnayenge hum,Aankhe band karoge nazar aayenge hum.
Bhar denge itna pyar dil me tere ko,Khuda se pehle tumhe yaad aayenge hum
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I Pray God 2 give U
Shanti
Shakti
Sampati
Swarup
Saiyam
Saadgi
Safalt a
Samridhi
Sanskar
Swaasth
Sanmaan
Saraswati
SHUBH DIWALI
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Meghla meghla Akash,
Thanda thanda Batash,
Jale bheja ga,
Bristi kome na,
Charidike jol,
Pa samle chol,
Sabe holo suru,
Samle theko guru.
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Humne ishq nehi ibadat ki he,rasmo se riwajo se bagawat ki hai.
Manga tha humne jise apni duwao me,usine mujse juda hone ki chahat ki he.
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DHANTERAS ka subh din aya,sabke liye nayi khushiya laya.
LAKSHMI-GANESH viraje apke ghar mein,sada rahe sukhon ki chhaya.
"HAPPY DHANTERAS"
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Teacher:- Do you
know the meaning
of Mangalsutra?
Student:-Yes, it is
the license to enjoy
Kamasutra
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Moon ne bandh ki lighting.Sun ne suru ki shining.
Murge ne di warning,ke ho gayi hai morning.
GOOD MORNING.
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Ek din hum is duniyase chale jayenge,Mat sochna apko bhul jayenge,
Bas ek bar asman ki taraf dekh lena,Mere sms sitaron pe likhe nazar ayenge
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Ye jo larkiyo ka baal hota he,ye larko ko fasane ka jaal hota he.
Is liye larkiyo ka hont laal hota he.
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Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai.
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se ye paigam bheja he.
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Makki ki roti, Nimbu ka aachar, Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyo ki bahar, Chand ki chandi,
Apno ka pyar, Mubarak ho aapko Dewali ka Tyohar.
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Dewali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka,
jali phuljadiyan,S abko Bhaye, ''Happy Dewali''
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Pyar karo to dhokha mat dena,
Kisi ko aanshu ka tofa mat dena.
Koi roye tumari yaad me,
Aisa kisi ko maoka mat dena.
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Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,hum upko,up hame yaad aate rahe.Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari 'Up chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe' Happy Dewali
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May the divine light of Diwali spread into your life Peace,Prosperity,
Happiness and Good Health. H a p p y - D i w a l i
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Wo to aaj hum se nafrat karte hai,Hum to aaj bhi sirf un par marte hai,
Nafrat hai to kya hua,Kuchh to hai jo sirf wo hum se karte hai.
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Kya bataye PYAR Kaise hota hai.Kabhi qarar to kabhi beqrar hota hai.
Ajib hota hai us waqt Haal-e-Dii.Jab kisi ko kisi ka intzar hota hai.
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Dil torne walo ko saja
kyo nehi?
Har kisi ko pyar ki dua
kyo nehi?
Log kehte he ishq to
bimari he,
Phir medical me is ki
dawa Q nehi?
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Special TEA
Ek Mere Liye
Or
Doosri bhi
Mere Liye.
Tujko Chahiye?Tu Apni Banake pile.
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Phoolon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Suraj ne gagan se salam veja hai,
Mubarak ho apko nayi subhah,Good Morning.
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Larkiya kab bari hote he?Boys-Jab o bra pahene lgti he.Larke kab bare hote he?
Girl-Jab o bra utarne lagte he.
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Jawani me larke larkiyo ki halat ek hoti he,
Jab raat ko nind nehi aati,
To larko ke hath me LULLI,
Aur larkiyo ke hath me MULI hoti he
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Aapki awaaz se pyar he hame,
Itna izhar hum kar nahi sakte,
Hamare liye aap uss khuda ki tarah he,
Jiska didaar hum kar nahi sakte
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Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga.
Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga
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Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti
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Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know
that you have grown a year more.
Happy birthday.
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Some people like sunday,Some people like monday,However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday.Happy Birthday!
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Jab hum is duniya me nehi rahenge,ye mat chochna hum tumhe vul jayenge.
Bas eakbar asman ki taraf dekhna,mere ansu baris banke bahek jayenge.
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Bakri ki jaan talwar ke niche,
Larki ki jaan shalwar ke niche, Mat bhago uske piche,
Pyar karo bas usi se, Jo shalwar khole khushi se.
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Arz kiya hai.
Aap k chehre par udasi,or ankho ne nami hai. Tata Namak istemal karo,
aap me iodin ki kami hai.
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'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST' 'VWXYZ' Did i miss sumthing.No,i put'U'safely in my heart
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Jo Aansu Na Hote Aankho Me,
To Aankhe Itni Khubsurat Na Hoti,
Jo Dard Na Hota Dil Me,
To Khushi Ki Keemat Pata Na Hoti
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Santa ki amma mar gai.Ek admi bola,amma mujhe v le jati.Santa bola,chup ho ja kamine,
amma kya TATA SUMO le k gai hai.Jo tujhe v le jati.
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Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar
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