Some of the best ever simpsons quotes!
These are just a few of many
HOMER marge a gun is not a weapon its a tool like a hammer a harpoon or a alligator.
Homer: dohnut's is there anything they cant do?
Chief wiggum: where's your messiah now flanders yar!
Homer well he's got all the money in the world but theres one thing he cant buy, Marge whats that? Homer....a dinosaur
Homer..i never apologise lisa, im sorry but thats the way i am
Homer..ive just lost my appetite Lisa.. So have i Homer..wait mine came back
Homer gets told he cant buy a gun the same day so he starts mumbling to himself from day time to late at night
Bart eat my shorts
Homer, you know one day the people of this town are going to stand up to you lousy cops, chief wiggum they are oh no have they set a date
Homer thats it im getting out of this town alive if it kills me
Bart on blackboard, ruldolphs red nose is not alcohol related
Homer. Spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he cant he's a pig
Homer must kill mo wee must kill mo wee must kill mo wee
