I was born in the wilds of Borneo in 1873, although born to a wealthy family I was abandoned at the age of 6 months. Luckily my natural survival instincts kept me alive until the age of 3 when I was adopted by a family of baboons.
After 6 years with the baboons I was caught by a bounty hunter in a case of mistaken identity who put me in a crate and flew me to London Zoo for their breeding programme.
After several weeks of shägging baboons senseless a row erupted in the cage over ownership of a large pineapple, during the chaos I was thrown over the wire. I landed in a disused badger sett and my bid for freedom began...