These people give me the hump.
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ROD HULL
Oh yes, many a childhood teatime was ruined by this lumbering buffoon. There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door!
Newsflash, it's Grotbags. It's always fücking Grotbags! You'd have thought they could of got c.c.t.v or I dunno, looked out the window maybe? It ain't rocket science!
Here's an idea, never mind who's at the door, get up that ladder and fix the ruddy aerial!
Billy Conolly once said to Emu 'If you touch me, I'll break your fücking neck and his fücking arm. Fair play to ya Mr Conolly sir.
LIONEL BLAIR
Clog dancing fool who is completely unable to show any genuine emotions due to the sheer volume of botox he has injected on a regular basis. In spite of this he still looks like something thats been folded up and thrown in the World of Leather reject bin.
What's that ya say? Bolt? Gate? Horse? Huh?
ZIPPY FROM RAINBOW
What the fück is he?
CHINNY CHIN CHIN
Don't know her name but she's on channel 4's Freshly Squeezed. Her topics of conversations have a wide spectrum from bänäl to tedious, and yet she laughs at every sentence like it's the funniest thing ever.
Plus she's got the biggest chinny chin chin in the whole wide world. Seriously, ya could land a plane on it!
PETER ANDRE
Okay, I know he's an easy target but Peter Andre and his equally hideous plastic wife are the most inadequate example of human life ever in the whole history of Christingdom.
HE-MAN
Why did He-man wait for Skelator to attack him every week? Why not just sneak into his house in the dead of night and poke him with a big stick? He's a bag of bones for fück sake, it ain't rocket science!
GEORGE BUSH
Next time ya see him on tv look at his eyes. The man is a completely vacant imbecile. I find it terrifying that someone so stupid has so much power. The end of the world is nigh I tells ya.
RICHARD BRANSON
One of the worlds richest men. Why does he spend so much time fücking about with balloons? I'll tell ya why, it's because underneath all that money
there is an inadequate weasel of a man with a tiny pënis.
REALITY SHOW WANNABES
Rebecca Loos, Abi Titmus, Jade Goody etc etc all talentless gimps who should be shot. T.V executives should stop wasting time on these no hopers and commission some real programmer. Oh, and BRING BACK TOP OF THE POPS!
ROD STEWART
Every Christmas he comes creeping out the woodwork with his shoddy excuse for an album. Usually cover versions and always shyte. Why is he not in a home?
GEORGE MICHAEL
How many more times is this idiot gonna be found slumped over the wheel of his car? Once is just about excusable but twice?! It's just blatant stupidity!
BRUCE WILLIS
Whats with the vest? Am I supposed to believe an all action hero would really slide down a lift shaft dressed like a pensioner on a seaside holiday? Put some ruddy clothes on!
SONNY AND CHER
Okay, I'm not gonna pretend I have a clue what's going on in Iraq but these fcukers got a lot to answer for.