Hermit: Nice house ya got here, did you and David FURNISH it yaselves?
Elton: You?! How did you get in here?!
Hermit: I enjoyed ya wedding matey, how's married life treatin ya?
Elton: Jesus, get out! get out!
Hermit: So Elt, any plans for a new album? Im available for backing anytime!
Elton: SIXTY FOOT! THE COURT INJUNCTION SAYS SIXTY FOOT!
Hermit: Say something about cukumbers, ya know its always funny when ya talk about cukumbers!
Elton: Oh my god, why is this but.ton not working? You should have fallen through the trap door by now! Security!
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