These are all genuine conversations I've had the misfortune to overhear.
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Hey, can you sniff me when I get into work and tell me if I smell?
Hes like givin it all this bout it an hes sayin all that bout ra ra ra an that an I'm like what ya sayin?
I'm on the bus... the bus... on the bus... no... I'm on the... eh... no I'm on the bus... yeah, bus... bus mate... bus... I'm on the bus... etc etc
If he hadn't of died he'd still be alive ya know.
