DEATH TO CLIFF RICHARD!!!
Where in the bible does it say THOUGH MUST SHAG THY BANDMATES WIFE CAUSE HIM TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN AND BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC WRECK
Im offering a reward of 27p to anyone who can rid the world of this self promoting egotistical pompous prat before he can release yet another pile of shyte before Christmas.
Grab ya pitchforks, pick up thy pointy sticks, sharpen them shovels! WHO'S WITH ME!