1. Force me to "enter" when i click on a link to your site, why should i expect to actually get there? Make me have to click at least twice to get to the home page

2. Use a complex layout, so i dont know where to begin. Make it so complicated as possible so can spend more time on your site trying to find what i went there for

3. Burn my eyes with colors. I find that lime green text looks best on hot pink

4. Use plethora of animated gif's. They will slow your page down, they will distract readers

5. Dont make your site look professional, dont act professional, just be a kid

6. Dont pay attention to you visitors, completely ignore them, dont answer msg, dont accept feedback, nothing

7. Make navigation as frustrating as possible, providing contact information is unnecessary, show zero links to your home page

8. Bore me. Why should you give me what i want? Just dont provide any useful information, dont use any images or add any visual interests to any page

9. Never update site. Outdated information is "in" this year.

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