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If paper cums vry tough in xam!
During d exm just close ur eyes 4 momnt,tak deep breath n say loudly"Dis is very interestin subject,I wanna study it once more!"
from:pawan
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TOURIST:whose skeleton is this? SANTA GUIDE: tipu sultan's. TOURIST:whose that smaller skeleton next 2 it? SANTA:that was tipu's skeleton when he was a child!!!
From:sahil
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Yeh FISH apni Dosti ki Nishani hai.!
isse Smbhal kr Rkhna.
Aur ye Mar na jaye.
isliye Mobile PANI mein DUBBA KAR rakhna.
From:sahil
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Udas mat ho Yaar.. Dono mil k dobara Zanzir banayenge, Tum BIG B ban jana, Hum PRAN ban jayenge., Dono 'Yaari hai Imaan' Gana Gayenge.., Tum BIG B ki tarah farz nibhana.., Hum PRAN ki tarah Dosti Nibhayenge.., Agar Film Flop ho gai to bilkul na Ghabrana.., Dono Station par Chai ki Dukan Chalayenge.., Tum chai banana aur hum chai-chai chilayenge...! Magar Dosti to marte dam tak Nibhayenge.
From:avtar
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Sherni ke Gharwalon ne Hathi ka Rishta kyun Thukraya?
Socho?
Thoda Aur Socho
Socho Socho
Unka Ghar ka Aapsi Mamla hai
"ap ne kya lena ha"
from:pawan
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Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho jata hai,khol k dekha ander CHHUHA mra hota hai,dekh k kehta hai:E lo chalega kittho SALA SINGER to mar hi gaya.
From:ankit jain
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Its really hard to wait for the right girl in life - - - - Especially,when the wrong ones are so damn beautiful !!!
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Munna bhai: Abey Circuit ye bataa, Agar binaa daanto ka kutta kaate to kya karne ka? Circuit: Simple hai bhai bole to Bina sui ke 14 injection lene ka!
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1aadmi apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. WIFE:Tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Aadmi:Expiry date dhoond raha hu..
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Santa walking on road at night.
Saamne gober pada tha.
Santa ne jhuk kar ungli dalkar taste kiya aur bola' Oh ye to gober hai shukr hai mera pair nahi pada..
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Bus chali. Jhatka laga.ek ladka ek ladki pe ja gira, ladki boli badtameez,kya kar rahe ho? Ladka bola-ji khalsa college,se B.A.1 KAR raha hoon...?
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Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehta hai "jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja"..
Woh chappal nikaalke kehti hai "ek baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja...
From:chetan
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Ek din himesh reshamiya apne damaad se milne jata hai.
Knock knock
Damaad:-kaun hai
Himesh:-ooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Huzoor", tera tera tera sasur.
From:vikshant
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A Sardar first time working in garment shop; A girl ask; Underwear dikhana. Sardar thoda sharmake bola,Ji aaj pehna nahi.. !!
From:jassi
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Easy is to get a place in someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others.
Difficult is to heal the wound.
Easy is to keep frendship with words.
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.
Easy is to read this.
Difficult is to follow.
From:d.P.S.Khosa
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Gullu to santa: papa 5+5 kitne hote hai? Santa: Ullu de pathe,gadhe, idiot, nalayak, Besharam,tuje kuch ni aata, ja andar se Calculator le ke aa, btata hu.
From:chetan
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>>---> >>---> Ja mere miseal, jo mujhe sms na kare uske dimag mei jake phat ja,
<<---< Wapis kyu aya? uske pas dimag nahi hai.
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2 Men searching for 4 their lost wife. 1st: how ur wife luk like?2nd:5'6 36-24-32,fair,bold,blue eyes, .Wat about urs? "4get mine, lets search urs.
From:pranjl
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Tere akelepan mein saath tera hum nibhayenge,teri tanhaiyo mein tere paas hum aayenge.Tu ek baar hume aazma kar to dekh,kudh ro kar bhi tujhe hasa kar jayenge.
From:chetan
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Dastur-e-wfa hum is tra nibaenge,Tum roz khfa hona,hum roz mnaenge,Teri dosti ka sila es tra nibaenge,shadi ho teri or
dulhan hum le jaenge.
From:premjit
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Koi tumhe bole u r crazy.
dont b angry
koi bole u r stupid
b cool
Lekin koi bole u r
SMART
THAPPAD MARI SALE DE....mzak di v hadd hundi hai..
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Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh aai
Is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aai
Apko dharti par bhejna us kuda ka bahana tha
kyuki ravan ke bad kisi ko to ana tha
from:vikshant
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Pati: Supne ch raat ik film Vekhi jis vich ik chudail (bhoot) kade mere agge kade pichhe..
patni: kihari film c
pati: Apne vyah di movie c.
From:vikshant
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Miss me
or
Hate me
Both r in my favour. . .
If u miss me i'l always b in ur heart..
If u hate me i'l always b in ur Mind.
From:adil
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Kothe te baitha kaan.. Thalle khadi gaan
Wah
Wah
Kothe te baitha kaan te thalle khadi gaan
pher ki hoya..
Kaan wekhe gaan te gaan wekhe kaan..!!
From:premjit
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H o w t o C a t c h a L I O N
Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is anequal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion wil run faster and get tired. Now you can trap it easily.
Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
From:premjit
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B4 uSpeak-(listn)
B4 uWrite-(think)
B4 uSpend-(earn)
B4 uCriticise-(wait)
B4 uPray-(4give)
B4 uQuit-(try)
B4 uDie-(live)
Thats Life!!!
From:hemant
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Duaao ki bheed mein ek duaa hamari,
Jisme mangi har kushi tumhari,
Jabhi dil se muskurae aap samjo dua kabul ho gaye hamari.
From:sagar
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DoNT RuN aHeaD oF GOD, LeT HiM DiReCT YouR STEPS. HE HaS PLANS & HE HaS TIME. GOD'S CLoCK is NeVeR EARLY NeVeR LaTe.. iT aLWaYS STRiKes ON TIME.
From:pawan
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Ratan nu nind na ave. dine chain na ave. jad ve rab to puchya rbba ki ehi pyar hai
rab ne muskra kay keha nhi beta GARMI nal sareya da ehi haal hai.
From:premjit
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Americans says cell phone was inventd by us.
Japanese says simcard was inventd by us.
But v Indians can proudly say missed call was inventd by us.
From:Adil
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Arz kiya hai . . . . Khud ko kar buland itna ki Himalaya ki choti par jaa pahunche aur Khuda tujhse khud pooche .......
Are popat utrega kaise !!!!
From:Chetan
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Bago me mali fulo ko abad karte hai , Ham apko her samay yad karte hai , Khushiyan lekar aye naya savera zindagi me yehi GOD se faryad karte hai .
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Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange.Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange..
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,teri mashuk asi fsavage...
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What is the height of guts in exam?
Writing only question in answer sheet and at the end writing 2 evaluater"DUM HAI TO PASS KAR".
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