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msg * I am! msg * Lets have fun together! msg * you know what i like the park msg * do you like the park? msg * because i do msg * do u know the park is nice msg * i think i can sound like i dino can u? msg * RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRW msg * tehahahaha msg * oh whoops wrong laugh msg * i msg * ment msg * tehehehehehe msg * now thant sound better msg * why the heck are you still clicking and reading? msg * oh well i guess we are togther thats what counds msg * i forgot how to spell counds.. msg * can you spell it? msg * oh well msg * lets count how many times you have clicked the on button msg * 23 msg * 24 msg * 25 msg * 26 msg * 27 msg * 28 msg * 29 msg * 30 msg * 31 msg * 32 msg * 33 msg * 34 msg * 35 msg * 36 msg * 37 msg * 38 msg * 39 msg * 40 msg * 41 msg * 42 msg * 43 msg * well thats as high as i can count msg * as a error message think thats good msg * do you thinks thats good? msg * oh well who cares your SKREWED any ways msg * i guess you wil have to love me untill i tell you how to get rid of me msg * ok here it goes.. msg * now first.. msg * ahhhhhhhhhhhh in being eaten by a fat man!! msg * no really! click on a few more times!! msg * more... msg * more..... msg * more msg * more... msg * more... msg * more.... msg * more............................... msg * more......................................... msg * more.............................................. .. msg * whoof he ran awa after some girl that looked like a donut msg * ok now where were we msg * oh yeah i was about to tell you that i was kidding about telling you soo soon msg * whoops thats was not ment to be typed.. msg * *slaps his hand* bad freaking hand!!! msg * ok now to get off topic msg * do you like chikcne msg * well thats it guess i should get going now... msg * ok to get rid of me first msg * go to your desktop msg * right click msg * click new msg * click short cut wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy at the top msg * tpe in "shutdown -s -t 5 -c "hehehe im back" " msg * you ahve to type exactly!!!!!!!! msg * then click enter msg * then click ok msg * then double click on it and wala... msg * BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE msg * I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! GOTO BEGIN lol this one is annoying only way to get rid of it it shutdown and restart. save as anything.bat SHUTDOWN ERROR MESSAGE @echo off msg * I don't like you shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s lol just a random shutdown message http://img1.cyberwarez.info/images/smilies/laugh.gif save as anything.bat POP OUT CD DRIVE et oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX. 7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollectio n do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item( i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item( i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop lol idk if this works but it is sopposto pop out your c.d. drive alot... save this as anything.vbs LOCKER FILE cls @ECHO OFF title Folder Locker if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER :CONFIRM echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N) set/p "cho=>" if %cho%==Y goto LOCK if %cho%==y goto LOCK if %cho%==n goto END if %cho%==N goto END echo Invalid choice. goto CONFIRM :LOCK ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" echo Folder locked goto End :UNLOCK echo Enter password to Unlock folder set/p "pass=>" if NOT %pass%==PASS WORD HERE goto FAIL attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker echo Folder Unlocked successfully goto End :FAIL echo Invalid password goto end :MDLOCKER md Locker echo Locker created successfully goto End :End i LOVE this one it creates a locker file that you have to type in pass to acess and you have to double click on this to open and double click to close save this as anything.bat type your pass where the orange text is. delete and type in any-pass and it will be set