14. There was am irish man rakin leaves n he broke his bak but how did he do it? Well he fell out da tree
13~~ ur so fat u cant even jump 2 a conclusion
12~~ ur so fat u put mayonnaise on ur asprin
11~~ your mudda iz so fat she can sell shade.
10~~ your so short u can do cartweelz unda ya bed
9~~ your so skinny u have ta wipe ya arse wiv dental floss
8~~Who makes more money? A drug dealer or a prostitute...... A prostitute because coz she can wash her crack and sell it again
7~~ your so dumb when u went ta da cinema and saw it was no unda18ÊÊ´s u went home ta get 17 of ya friends
6~~Your so ugly your mother had ta tie a pork chop round your neck so the dog would play wiv u
5~~ your so fat when i took a picture of your long feet u couldÊ´ent identify um
4~~ if sum 1kuses u jus bus dis. R u disin me? Your dis me, well da only dis i got 4u iz disinfectant
3~~ your so ugly your mother had ta tie a pork chop round your neck so da dog would play wid u
2~~ wot goes stiff wiv 3strokes......... Princess margret!
1~~ your so ugly u have ta trick or treat ova da fone
