Every now & then a Genius comes along!
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "
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A journalist asked a neighbour,
"How long have u known Frittzles daughter, Alice?"
"Alice?" He replied,
"Who the f*ck is Alice?.. For 24 years.... I've been living next door to Alice?.."
