FRNDS ERE U WRITE UR JOKES.
Unse roj milne ko dil chahta he, kuchh sunne sunaane ko dil chahta he,
Tha kisi ke manaane ka andaaz aisa, ke aaj phir ruth jane ko ji chahta
he...
Dosti ki tadap ko dikaya nahi jata, dil me lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi
jata, kitani duri
ho dosti me magar aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata...
Dil kya chahta hai.... Dil to bas yahi chahta hai... Ki saat janmo tak
teri-meri yarri rahe.... Aur jab tak teri-meri yaari rahe... Apne MMS
ki baarish jari rahe...
Bhulana chahoge jitna aap humko.. Utna aapko yaad aayenage hum... Dil
se nikalne ki kabhi koshish na karana.. Warna dil ke aur kareeb Aa
jayenge Hum..
Khushbu ki tarah aap ke paas bikhar jayenge....Sukun bankar dil me utar
jayenge.. Jara mehsus karne ki koshish to kijie.. Dur hote hue bhi paas
nazar ayenge.
Milne ke kai thekne hote hai, na milne ke kai bahane hote hai, jagti
aankho mai bhi tadpa dete hai,sapne jinke raat ko aane hote hai,unhe koi
parvah nahi hamari, chahat ki aarju mai hum deevane hote hai.
Bahe rahe hei dariya-e-ishq me, na sahil ki chahat hei na dubne ka
dar., kaash jan pate woh, ki kis qadar hua he hum par unki pakiza aankho ka
asar., kya hoga hushn un ka, man me har pal uthh rahi hei ye laher.,
lamha lamha jaan nikli ja rahi he, na jane he ye kaisa intjaar ka
kaher....
1. Juba pe baat ayi na dil ki kagaj pe use likh na paye hum .chahate
rahe jise dil hi dil me na usase kabhi ijhar kar paye hum. Exclusive 4 u.
2. Jab bhi khayal aaya to tera aaya, aankhein band ki to khwab tera
aaya. Socha yaad kar loo khuda ko pal do pal,hoth khule to naam tera aaya.
3. Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chod ke jayenge, Royenge bahut magar aansoo
nahi aayenge,Jab saath na de koi to awaj humein dena,Aasma per bhi honge
to lot ke aayenge..
4. Khushbu ki tarah Aapke paas bikhar jayenge,Sukun bankar "DIL" me
utar jayenge, Mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye, Door hote hue bhi paas
nazar Aayenge..!!
5. Pathar pani mein mat pheko wo pani koi our bhi pita hai zindagi jini
hai to hoske jio tumhe dekh kar koi our bhi jita hai.
6. Kab tut jaye kasam hi to hai, kab badal jaye nazar hi to hai, tu
mere saath ki aadat mat dal kab bichad jaye zindagi hi to hai..
7. Hum se dur jaoge kaise, dil se hame bhulaoge kaise, hum wo khusbo
hai jo sanson mein baste hain.....khud hi ki sanson ko rok paoge kaise!!!
8. Arz kiya hai.....shama parwane se kuch keh rahi hai..shama parwane
se kuch keh rahi hai........zara HANKY dena meri NOSY beh rahi hai.
9. Hasna humara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir zindagi ka shaara
nahi hota.milte to hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me,par koi dost tum
sa pyara nahi hota.
10.Chaho to dil se hamko mita dena,chaho to hamko bhula dena,par yeh
wada karo ki, aaye jo kabhi yaad meri, rona mat sirf muskura dena.
11. Har "SHAM" k bad "RAAT" ati hai, Har "BAAT" ke bad unki "YAAD" ati
hai, "CHUP" reh ke bi dekh liya mene, "KHAMOSHIYON" se bhi apki "AWAZ"
aati hai ''
12.Zindagi mein hamesha naye log milenge,kahi pe zyada to kahi pe kam
milenge:aetbaar zara soch k karna,mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum
milenge.. .. ,
13. Sapano ki tarha akar chale gaye,Gairo ki tarha bhula ker chale
gaye,Kis bhul ki saja di apne hame pahle hasaya phir rula ker chale gaye.
14. Kyon koi zindagi se pyara ho jata hai.Kyon uski khushi aur gham
hamara ho jata hai.Agar wo insan kabhi thukra de hame,kyon phir jivan se
kinara ho jata hai.
15. Dil Mein Jo Aas Rahti Hai,Usé "ARMAAN" Kahte Hai.Dil Mein
Jo Gul Khilte Hai,Unhe Gulista Kahte Hai! H0 Nahi Sakta Hamara Tumara
Milan,Kyuki Dekhne Wale Tujhe "SALMAAN" Mujhe Aish Kahte Hai
16.Kabhi kabhi hamari bhi lana khabar .ki kya beet rahi hai aapki
bagair.chalte hue rahon pe rakhana nazar.kabhi aapke kadmoke neeche na ho
hamari kabar!!!
17. Kaise karon mohabat do din ki zindagi mein,,ye din to beet jayenge
u hi haseen haseen mein..mere khuda mujhe tu ek aur zindagi de,,phir se
tu dillagi de..
18. Ghum me hasne valo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jaata.Lehro se pani ko
hataya nahi jaata.Honevale ho jaate hai khud hi dil se apne.Kisiko kehkar
apna banaya nahi jaata
19. woh waqt woh lamhe ajeeb honge, duniya mein khushnaseeb honge, door
se jab itna yaad karte hain aapko, kya hoga jab aapke kareeb honge..
20. Jin mein basti Jaanki, Rum mein baste Ram, Whisky mein baste
Whishnu, Beer mein Veer Hanumaan, kis kis ka tyag kare, har bottle mein
bhagwan... . . Cheer (...)
21. College ki chaardiwaari mein ajeeb se khel hote hain, khel hi khel
mein dilo ke mail hote hain, isiliye to aashiq har saal failhote hain.
22.Arz hai... yaad to unhe karte hain,jo dur chale jaate hain,Aap to
itne pass hain ki jaise lagta yehi kahi hain bas nazar nahi aate
hain...AADAB
23. Diya hai uparwale ne MOBILE, to itni to kadar kiya karo; karo na
karo CALL, 2-4 SMS to kiya karo
24. Lamha lahmha waqt guzar jayega, chand lamho mein daman chut jayega,
abhi waqt hai karlo do 2 baat humse phir kya pata kal koi aapse kitna
dur ho jayega.
25. Sapne dekhe bhi nahi aur tut gye,woh hamey mile bhi nahi aur ruth
gaye, hum jagte rahe duniya soti rahi, sirf ek barish thi jo hmare sath
roti rahi.
26. AANSUON ME NA DHOONDNA HAMEIN....DIL ME HUM BAS JAYENGE! TAMANNA HO
AGAR MILNE KE...TO ANKHON ME NAZAR AYENGE.
27. Teri palko pe khwab rakh gya koi,teri saso pe nam likh gya
koi,chalo vada raha tumse,bhul jana hame, agar humse acha dost tumhe mil gaya
koi!!
28. Aasman Humse Naraaz Hai..! Taaron ka Gussa Behisaab hai..! Woh
sab Humse Jalte Hain, Kyu Ki... Chand Se Behtar Dost Humare Paas hai
.
29. Hum vo nahi jo bhool jaaya karte hai hum vo nahi jo nibayaa nahi
karte hai door rahe ker milna sahyed muskil ho per yaad benker dil me bus
jaaya kerte hai.
30. Rone se gham-e- dil ka guzara nahi hota,har shaks dil ka sahara
nahi hota,us roz lagta hai bekaar jiye hum,jis roz kabhi zikr tumhra nahi
hota.
31.Teri khushi se nahi gham se bhi rishta hai mera, yeh jo teri zindgi
hai wo 1 hissa hai mera, e dost tujhse lafzo ka nhi,ruh ka rshta hai
mera.
32. Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yad Me Mar Jane Ki
Fitrat Nahi Aap Jaisa Dost Jabse Mila hai Kisi Aurko Dost Banane Ki
Jarurat Nahi.
33. Arz kiya hai, Jab jab apse milne ki ummid nazar aayi mere paav me
zanjir nazar aayi gir pade aansu aankho se aur har ek aansu me aapki
tasvir nazar aayi.
34. Woh mausam wo bahar bhi uske samne kam thi, uske saath guzra wo
waqt wo fiza bhi num thi, per kya kare ae zalim apne hathon mein, mohabbat
ki lakir hi kam thi.
35."kaise kahoon ki ulfat nahi hai,aapko yaad karne ki fursat nahi
hai,aap keh do to bhula doun zamane ko,lekin aapko bhulane ki MUJHME himmat
nahi hai"....
36.Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,amanat m kabhi khyamat nahi hoti,
dil ko sambhal kar rakhna mere dost, meri dosti ki qaid m zamanat nahi
hoti.
37.Zindgi me kuch sapne saja lena, waqt me kuch aarman Jaga lena, hum
aap ki raho se har darad chura lege,jab chaho aap humko aajama lena.
38.Y DO V CLOSE OUR EYES VEN V PRAY,VEN V CRY,VEN V DREAM,VEN V
KISS,COZ DA MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN DA WORLD R UNSEEN,BUT FELT ONLY BY DA
HEART...
39.NÉVÉR wÄSTÉ ÄN
ÖPPÖRTÜN!TY TÖ SÄY"i Luv Ü TÖ
SÖMÉÖNÉ Ü RÉÄLLY Luv
BÉcÄÜSÉ iTS NÖT ÉVÉRYDÄY
Ü MÉÉT Ä PÉRSÖN wHÖ
HÄS THÉ MÄJic TÖ LÉT Ü
FÄLL iN LÖVÉ.,!
40. If kisses r raindrops,I'll send u shower,If hugs r seconds,I'll
send u hours,If smiles r water,I'll send u sea,If luv is a person,I'll
send u 'me'
41. Aaj socha ki jawab kya bheju, aap jaise dost ko khitab kya bheju,
koi phool ho to mujhe maloom nahi, jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya
bheju!!
42. Close UR eyes.. Relax UR body.. And stop breathing as long as U
can... NOW BREATH.. I MISS U AS MUCH AS U MISSED THE AIR.....LOVE U
43. if 100% of the people love u, make sure i'm one of them,if 99% hate
u make sure i'm the 1% which love u,if 100% hate u, make sure i'm dead
!
44. Think of this ..It takes 3 words to say"I LOVE YOU"3 minutes to
explain..3 hours to demonstrate,3 days to appreciate,But it takes a
lifetime to prove it.
45. When u touch SOMEBODY to feel, its DESIRE. when u touch and DONT
feel, its IGNORANCE ! when u DONT touch And FEEL THEN it is ruse,y
LOVE...
46. Tere dil me rahenge sms bankar,dhadkano me bajenge ringtone
bankar,kabhi apne dil se juda mat samajna,Hum tere saath chalenge network
bankar.
47. The Loveliest day comes when you wake up to find that life still
colours your world through people who truly love and never fail to
remember you
48. Aapne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte,Eh khuda aisi takdeer
bana de,Ke who humse khud aa kar kahe,Ke hum tere bin reh nahi sakte.
49. Luv is seeing ur self in sum1's eyes? findng urself in sum1's
heart? dönt search 4 luv let U R TRUE LOVE FIND
U......
49. A sparrow was in love with a White rose.. One fine day this sparrow
proposed the white rose..The white rose told when he turns red he'll
love Her..Sparrow tears Her body and slowly spreads her blood on the
white rose and it turns red and fell in love but the sparrow is no
more..This is love..
50. Love is 2 see someone with closed eyes, 2 miss some1 in nights, 2
find some1 in every thought,2 live 4 some1, be sure that some1 is only
1.
51. Jitna pyaar paya hai tumse usese aur jyada pane ko ji chahta
hai,jaane woh kaun si khoobi hai aap main ki har rista banane ko ji chahta
hai.
52. Waade pe wo aitbar nahi karte,hum zikr e mohabbat sare baazar nahi
karte,darta hai dil unki rusvai se, aur wo sochte hai ki hum unse pyar
nahi karte.
53.Na koi kisi se dur hota hai, Na koi kisi ke paas hota hai,
Pyaar khud chal ke aata hai, Jab koi kisi ke naseeb me hota hai.
54. If luv is sweet y dos it hurt,if luv is deep y dus it burn,if luv
is warm y do v shivr,if luv is tendr y do v cry,if luv is 4evr y do v
die
55. Chand ko apni nighaon mein utaro to sahi, hum chale aayenge pukaro
to sahi. Ghar ki dhahleez ko mohabbat se saja rakhi hai, ek sham ke
chand lamhe guzaro to sahi.
56.Jab yaad tummhari aati hai to dil tham leta hoon. Tapak jaata hai
yeh aansu jab tera naam leta hoo. Meri aankh ka har aanso tere pyaar ki
nishani hai. Tu samjhe to moti hai na samjhe to pani hai.
57. 2 love is a duty, 2 b loved is a success! 2 b with some 1 u love is
an achievement, 2 b with some1 who loves u is LIFE!!
58. Yar ko bhulana fitrat nahi hamari,aap se dur rahna majburi hai
hamari,jeene k liye sirf saans kafi nahi,aapka hona bhi jarurat hai hamari.
