SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE SHED!
Some people just LOVE their sheds. Sheds can be used for many things and look best with wood stain slapped on them. A shed is a place to go in order to escape the wife or any other nagging person. A man can sit in his shed, amongst his grass stained rakes, and contemplate where it all went wrong. Why not buy someone a lovely shed for their birthday? I can think of nothing finer, than the sight of a large gift wrapped shed sitting on the lawn. I mean, what can you do in a shed? The possibilities are endless. I know an ickul man who goes in his shed a lot. He sits there with his tools, sniffing the smell of muck and grass, thinking about his next pint. So why not look upon the shed in a different light, and make more use of it. If you want to join my save the shed campaign, email me at dmu@gala.net