(Intro) Good evening, this is your fucking captain speaking. . . We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and-a-half feet that's 8 million miles in the sky. . . please undo your seatbelt
for takeoff, you are now free to smoke about the cabin. Verse 1 (Dr. Dre) I'm Dre from back in the day from/ N.W.A. from black and the grey from/ chokin' a bitch to smackin' her face from/ stackin' up bodies to rackin'
AK's up from/ rackin' up hits to stackin' them crates up/ I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tape worm/ and we're what's happenin' in rap entertainment/ me and Shady far as competition faggot there ain't none.
(Eminem) Speak of the devil it's attack of the Rainman/ chainsaw in hand blood stain on my apron/ soon as the blade spun vuun they run away from/ who wanna play dungeon no one is safe from/ in search of a brain
surgeon, a great one/ wait, it ain't funny man it's urgent I need one/ 2 boxes of detergent and a paint gun/ and an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1. (Chorus)
So one more time for old time's sake/ Dre drop that beat and scratch that break/ and just blow a little bit of that smoke my way/ and let's go, you are now smokin' with the best - best/
I said one more time for old time's sake/ Dre drop that beat and scratch that break/ now just send a little bit of that smoke my way/ and let's go, you are now smokin' with the best - best.
Verse 2 (Eminem) Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon Wireless/ a nice environment/ surprise entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants/ takin' lives of fireman say goodbye here I am again/ naked wives
and Vicodin/ before I begin to get so high pussyboy I could spin/ vinn-vinn fuck the handle I fly of the hinge/ let that boy off the bench coach and throw it to him/
there he goes in his trench coat no clothes again/ baby make us some french toast and show us some skin/ I'll show you every inch grows
on my foreskin/ show me nipple I'll pinch both and throw up a ten/ now ya know it's a sin, to tease blow us again/ the sorcerer of intercourse if it's forced, it's him/ don't fight the feeling if your feeling the force within/
& when ya wake up in the morning next to the porcelain (Chorus)
Verse 3 (Dr. Dre) Now where there's smoke there's fire and where there's fire there's flame/ where there's flames there's chronic, either you high or you ain't/
I got no time for no games. . . (Eminem) nuh-uh he ain't playin'/ he's gonna get the AK and aim it right at your brain, I'm slightly insane, vodka and creatine/ Hypnotic and Red Bull it's an incredible energy drink/
and it's givin' me wings I believe I can fly/ while I pee on the girl you won't catch me C.S.I./ it's as easy as pie and as simple as cake/ Dre, get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake. . .
(Dr. Dre) Now put your smoke up in the air, raise you Henny and Coke/ and if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know/ we can smoke till there's no more lighter fluid to do it, let's get in to it/
you're smokin' with the triedest and truest/ I got the Midas touch when it comes to rollin' shit up/ you Motherfuckers ain't smokin' you just holdin' shit up/ now here we go let's get up, get down hold up a blunt/
I smoke the kinda stuff to make the records go number one/ cause if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed/ now them words are just a little more personal for me/
seein' as how I blew up off of puffin them trees. . . (Eminem) Well smoke enough for me fuck yeah, light it up Cheech/ come on smoke me out cuz give me contact buzz/ get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff/
but this is earth callin' Shady man, come on back (what) man we're losing him he won't even respond back fuck/ now look at all the pretty women in here. . . (Dr. Dre) Damn Bitches. . . (Eminem)
Dre it's hot, I think we better go check on there temperatures/ I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages/ now baby just bend over this won't hurt a damn bit just gimme. . . (Repeat Chorus)
