1>Conserve toilet paper,use both sides.
2>When a man talks dirty to a woman,its sexual harassment.When a woman talks dirty to a man,its $2.95 a minute.
3>Jesus loves you,everybody else thinks your an asshole.
4>Bad sex is better than a good day in school.
5>Dad,what does a pussy look like?Before sex;a pink rose with soft lovely petals and perfume aroma.And after sex?Boy have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?
6>If you think there is good in everybody.You haven´t met everybody.
7>If you choke a smurf,what color will it turn?
