Although i´m against using foul language,but yet there are people who are so dumb n thickheaded that they only understand once they are disgraced.I guess you´ve understood what i mean.....
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(!) I know u are the first one in your family to be born without a tail.
(2) Can i borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on a vacation.
(3) Normal people like u scare me.
(4) The biggest bug in manure pile.
(5) A tall,thin spectacled man with the face of a harassed pig.
(6) Michael jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman.
(7) How did u get here?Did someone leave your cage open?
(8) I find few people annoying and u are all of them.
(9) you are a little man that makes a big depression on everyone that shares your company.
(!0) You are sour and senile.Basically you´re a disease you puerile one handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
(!!) your mother spends her days powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig
(!2) I see you as one great stampede part of lips directed at the nearest derriere
(!3) Your mother is so fat at an amusement park kids ask to ride HER
(!4) I believe in respect for the dead in fact i could only respect you if you were dead
(!5) Your mom resembles the venus de milo she is very old has no teeth and has white spats on her yellow skin
(!6) You are so narrow minded you can see through a keyhole with both eyes
(!6) Actually her looks are improved greatly without your glasses
(!7) Yo mama´s so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle they put it around her neck
(!8) If you ever became a mother can i have one of the puppies
(!9) You so ugly you can push your face in dough to make gorrila cookies
(20) Do yourself and everyone else a favour take a fatal overdose of your own medication
(2!) You being in your right mind means being insane in ours
(22) Your behind looks like two ferrets fighting in a sack
(23) I used to think that you were a major pain in the neck now i have a much lower opinion of you
(24) You couldn´t get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance
(25) Your ancestors must be found in a prehistoric museum course with features like yours you certainly can´t be of this era
(26) You are a monster an orge a malformation i wretch at the very thought of you
(27) Someday you´ll go far and i hope you stay there
(28) Your mom´s so fat that her water bed rusts because of the reinforcing steel required
(29) The higher the monkey climbs the more you see of its behind