Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….
udhar kal khudega!
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko……..
abe aage bhi to bol……… ……
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se
udaa do saale ko………. ………
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge…..
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha……
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta…
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool to phenka..
par gamla bhi saath tha!!
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
chalo hum teeno picture dekhne chalee
pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen” PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI …
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI…!”
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :”PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI …
ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ……;
rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
mail nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile ( Just Kidiing ya )
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jisko aankh maari thi.
Woh sendal kitni bhari thi,
jo usne sar pe maari thi.
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Apne pyaar ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai jatane ki…….
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao…..
Ise zaroorat hai dikhane ki……
Ab aur Perfume mat lagao…..
Tumhe zaroorat hai nahane ki…….
Wo hamari zindagi main kuchh is tarah se aaye
Wo hamari zindagi main kuch is tarah se aaye .
Jaise hare bhare khet main saand ghus aaye.
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya….
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “mobile”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hain!!!
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de**
Ghar se jab tum nikle
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.
Love is in the air…
Love is in the air…
Par samajh mein nahi aa raha,
kiska hai kiske saath affair?
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!
Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko ………
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi,
Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se bachaaya karo….
Aankhon mein Kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin….
Plz Galley mein Nimbu-Mirch latkaaya karo
jahan dosti vahan pyar,
jahan pyar vahan ishq,
jahan ishq, vahan mohabbat,
jahan mohabbat vahan judai,
jahan judai vahan dard,
jahan dard vahan MOOV laga lena.
