Fear A docter go near the patient who getting ready for operation. Patient asks "oh,docter may i die".Docter reply "no,never remooving one kidney woulnt make you die" then he tell "but,i remooved one last month too"
MADE IN JAPAN a japanese gone to usa & take a taki for hotel.On the way a honda vehicle pass the taki .The japanese screem "thats honda they are so speed .It made in japan". The same thing happend when nisan & mitshubishi vehicles passing the taxi.At last they arrived hotel.Japanese look at the meter it shows 300 dollars.Japanese say "oh mine its too much" taxi driver say "the meter is so speed it made in japan"
PRAPOSAL a rich gay make a praposal to the beautiful girl "my father is milionare after he dies everything owns to me & he is 90 years old" .The girl said i need time give me your address & if i make a decision i'll come.Two weeks after that she married the father of that gay
PAINT rayan have a paint shop.One day a man comes & tell "i need to paint this cloth with colour in nowhere" rayan says "ok.I'll do it' then man ask 'when i can take this back after the paint done' rayan said "day in nowhere" man says angrily "what the hell that it means" rayan replies"that means mistor not sunday,monday,wednesday,thursday,friday or saturday.Come in another day.
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