Pickle Slicer
There was a gay man named Nikhil who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his partner Ashwin that he had been fired from his job.
Ashwin began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service! Why did they fire you?"
"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"
Ashwin, gasping with disbelief, ran over and pulled Nikhil's pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," he said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"
"Well," Nikhil said with hesitation, "they fired him, too."
