Subject: My boyfriend is out in the car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his boyfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on him. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk man's boyfriend and his other buddy ( Dave ) kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his
boyfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his
boyfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
