THE PRESCRIPTION - Humour
A nice, calm and respectable Gentleman walks into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The man replied, "I need it to poison my Lover."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your lover! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of "bad things" will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The Gentleman reached into his wallet and pulled out a picture
of his lover in bed with the pharmacist's lover.
The pharmacist looked at the picture carefully and replied,
"Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
