The Christmas Party
Akshaye, woke up after the annual office Christmas party
with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall
the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his partner
Put some coffee in front of him.
"Saif," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night.
Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," Saif said, his voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete
ass of yourself.
You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an @ss'ole," Akshaye said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said Akshaye.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday".
