Administrator's Complaint about His Boss
"My boss is so sex-crazed.
Everytime he comes into the office, he demands his LAPTOP warmed up, and then he wants it on his DESKTOP, and finally he demands to see my SPREADSHEET format.
He prefers that I LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT it into my A DRIVE. Once he INPUTS his data in my A DRIVE, he asks me to EJECT his SOFTWARE from the A DRIVE but then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER the whole day till he is in the MICROSOFT stage.
At one time I felt I couldnt take anymore of his HARDWARE so I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and decided to SEND me to his HOME where he demanded that I TURNOVER so he could press the BACKSPACE.
Nowadays he has become so brazen that he doesnt even bother with the CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or "helmet") and just keeps ENTERing until I cant SHIFT anymore and am in the NUMLOCK mode. Sometimes he works so hard that he looses his CTRL (control) and CRASHES his SYSTEM. It only then that he will rest for a BIT before he LOGS IN again...and again and again until I SHUT DOWN his system for the night.
My Boss is such a sex-crazed man........can anybody out there please HELP?
