An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee!"
The waiter says," Sure chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee
down
in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing
parts of
the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and
says to
the waiter, "Want coffee!"
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway? "
(Hang on, this is really good......)
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
position
in United States Government. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day!"
