A gay man goes to the doctor and complains that his husband is losing
interest in sex.The doctor gives him a pill,but warns him it is still
experimental and tells him to slip it into his mashed potatoes at
dinner.
So,that night at dinner,he does.
About a week later,he's back at the doctor.He says," Doc,the pill
worked great!!I put it in the potatoes like you said!It wasn't five
minutes and he jumps up,rakes all the food and dishes on the
floor,grabs me,rips all my clothes off and ravages me on the table!"
The doctor says," I'm sorry,we didn't realize the pill was that
strong.The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Nah," he says," that's OK.We aren't going back to that restaurant
anyway."
