This rich young dude had a night out on the town with his friends.
He awoke the next morning,totally naked and with a monster of a
hangover.His head ached and his ass was sore.
So he rang for his man-servant and asked for a cup of strong black
coffee.
"Geeves"he said,"I can't remember a thing about last night.How did I
get to bed?"
"Well Sir,I carried you upstairs and put you to bed."
"But my clothes?"
"It seemed a pity to wrinkle your tuxedo,Sir,so I took it off and hung
it up."
"But what about my underwear?"
"Your briefs looked rather tight,I thought the elastic might stop the
circulation,Sir,so i took the liberty of removing them."
"What a night!" he said,"I must have been gotten awfully tight!"
"Only the first time,Sir."
