Once,a gay man went to heaven.At the Great gate Saint Peter was
waiting for him.After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let
him in.
"Follow me",he said,opening the gate and walking in.After some
walk,Saint Peter's keys fell on the ground.He bent over to pick up the
keys.That was something the gay man just couldn't resist,so he jumped
on him and did his thing.
St Peter was furious."If you do that again,you'll go straight to
hell!Follow me,we're almost there."
After some more walking,St Peter dropped his keys again,and again,the
gay guy jumped on him.St Peter was even more furious than before,but
decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time St Peter drops his keys,so he
bends over and picks them up.The gay guy,having no self-control,jumps
on him.Peter is now fed up and sends the guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later,St Peter goes down to hell for his routine
inspection,but this time something is wrong,it is freezing,no fire,no
lava and in one corner,he finds the devil lying under a stack of
blankets freezing his ass off.
"Why is it so damn cold here?" St Peter asks.
"Well,you just try bending down for firewood!!" the devil replied.
